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this qould have been in forum games, had sigs not been disabl;ed. however, since this is a post count place, your response must be at least 10 words long, as not to rack up easy posts.
if this turns to spam, the mods can remedy that how they will.
Is the sig above me good? In a word, no. Why? because simply it isn't my sig. My sig is the ****ing nuts, so much so, that it's ****ing Jessica Rabbit on the side, and yes, she does it like they do on the discovery channel. My sig is like watching Tony Robinson's Time Team on a sunday afternoon with a chilled beer, Carlsberg no less, in your hand while the missus finishes what she started. Yes, my sig is that ****ing good. Comparing my sig to another sig is asking for the other sig to receive a proverbial falcon punch to the face. Ha Ha Devastating. Alot of the other sigs I see are like a clockwork orange, braille signs in an aquarium if you will, for starters, the blind person has to find the sign, can you imagine that in an alien environment? Looking for such information in a train toilet with unusual soap dispension or toilet flushing seems like an unpleasent, not to mention unhygenic, search to be undertaking in the least, and if they found the braille sign in the aquarium what use would it be? aside from a dip in the stingray pool, which I can't see being much of a popular attraction anymore, an aquarium seems ill-suited to visitors with severe visual challenges, at best the braille sign would provide nothing more then a list of fish. A list of fish. You see, my sig wasn't included in the forum awards best signature nominations because everyone would know who would've won, and as we all know, that just wouldn't be fun. It terrifies, electrifies, oh my ****ing god. At this point I'd like to point out that Boggle is an excessively and surreptitiously addictive game. Having my sig isn't even fair, it's like fishing with dynamite. POW! That's pretty much why the sig above me is so ****, because mine is so ****ing amazing. Truth is, no sig in this thread will ever get this ****ing good.
With the exception of EEvisu's.
I made my sig this good because I aim to please, aesthetically especially; I'd hate to leave you with just a list of fish.
[Props to anyone who spots quotes]
Carlsberg don't do signatures, but if they did, they'd probably be like Sporkman's.
The only people allowed to rate my sig are: Davemans, Cpt. Zeppo, Xsyven, Hiemie, Bahamut, Bahamutess, Mic_128, McFox, Crimson King, Eorlingas, Kitten, Azua, Virgy-Baby, Kone, Helios, Revolutions, Stevie Z, XZerobeatX, Tank McCannon, A sesquipidalian.
Drinks are on me Tera, how about a nice cup of shut the **** up.
Anyway, back onto topic. Corndogs are good. I usually eat them with mustard. I remember in elementary school someone would peel off all the bread part and eat it without thinking then be left with a throbbing wang on a stick and look really gay trying to eat it.
I totally agree Dongo Corndogs are the source of all life at every carnival and board walk throughout the galaxy. Corn dogs, as you said, are the only thing that could ever be the perfect combination of Corn and Dog known to man. Have you ever tried eating a Coney with creamed corn instead of relish, Its not a site to behold.
I also Agree Dongo that that the fact that they are on a stick just makes them all that much more awesome.
I remember watching that Dateline special where they reviewed how corn dogs ended the cold war. See corn dogs are considered kosher, because they are wrapped in sweet fluffy corn; nature's holy water.
Thats right Dongo not only Have corn dogs cured cancer but if you rub them on your hard nipples on a cold night it will take away the harsh sting of hard nipples, and grease them to boot. Large greased up nipples is the pinnacle of what anyone can hope to get out of a food product.
I agree with everything you just said, Varuna. If it weren't for corn dogs, we'd all be speaking mulatto sign language. What a senseless war. Good thing the deaf bi-racials were susceptible to our corn doggiest of weapons.
I heard that in Scotland they found a way to geneticly engineer an actual Dog made out of corn. It was short lived however when as ajoke, one of the scientists tried to feed it a corndog and in the process managed to eat it's own mouth and promptly crumbled to death.
