Raps

[\/aarsivius]

I don't know if rap is a form of writing, but I didn't know, so i've put this here. Post your raps in this thread.

Let's Pretend that I never picked up a pen
Let's pretend things would've been no different
Pretend I procrastinated had no motivation
Pretend I just made excuses that was so paper thin they could blow away with the wind
Man I'm never gonna make it, makes no sense to play the game there ain't no way that'll I win
Pretend I just stayed outside all day and played with my friends
Pretend I even had a friend to say was my friend
And it wasn't time to move and schools weren't changing again
I wasn't socially awkward and just strange as a kid
I had a father and my mother wasn't crazy as
And I never dreamed I can rip stadiums I'm just lazy as
a talent show in the gymnasium
I wont amount to quit day dreaming kid
I need to get my cranium checked I'm thinking like an alien
It just aint realistic
Now pretend they ain't just make me angry with this
And there was no one I could name when I'm ed at
And my alarm went off to wake me but I didn't make it to the ing Olympics
Slept through my plane and I missed it
I'm gonna have a hard time explaining to the others these food stanps and this WIC
Cause I never risked I hoped and I wished it
But it didn't fall in my lap so I ain't even here.

CURSES REPLACED WITH CYCLOPS BECAUSE THIS IS CURSE HEAVY

Also, there is a test. Whoever gets it right gets my rap brownie points.