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[Ralph_Marquee]

Don't know if this was done already or if its in the wrong section, but I just wanted to put it here in case you were bored.
Your day of birth
1- Mario
2- Pikachu
3- Donkey Kong
4- Link
5- Yoshi
6- Kirby
7- Samus
8- Fox
9- Luigi
10- Jigglypuff
11- Captain Falcon
12- Ness
13- Bowser
14- Ice Climbers
15- Peach
16- Wario
17- Zelda
18- Pit
19- Zamus
20- Pokemon Trainer
21- Lucas
22- Diddy Kong
23- Meta Knight
24- Snake
25- Sonic
26- Mewtwo
27- Sukapon
28- Geno
29- Isaac
30- Megaman
31- Takamaru

Your month of birth
Jan- had phone s*x with
Feb- went surfing
Mar- shared an ice cream cone with
Apr- slept with
May- had a dance competition with
Jun- smoked a joint with
Jul- sung a duet with
Aug- had an org*sm over
Sep- watched a movie with
Oct- commited suicide on
Nov- traded underwear with
Dec- burned _(next one)___ alive

First letter of your first name
A- Bill Cosby
B- Chuck Norris
C- Harry Potter
D- Gandhi
E- Hank Hill
F- George W. Bush
G- Marge Simpson
H- Bugs Bunny
I- Cinderella
J- Donald Duck
K- Pamela Anderson
L- Snow White and the seven dwarves
M- Spongebob
N- Godzilla
O- Charlie Chaplin
P- Rosie O' Donnell
Q- Lara Croft
R- Mickey Mouse
S- Jay Leno
T- Abraham Lincoln
U- Tyra Banks
V- Arnold Schwarzennegar
W- Peter Griffin
X- Elvis
Y- Jessica Alba
Z- Mother Theresa

Father's MONTH of birth
Jan- in a cave
Feb- on top of a mountain
Mar- in the White house
Apr- at the bottom of the ocean
May- at the Pokemon Stadium
Jun- in a tree
Jul- the middle of the highway
Aug- on the planet Jupiter
Sep- in my uncle's house
Oct- on a deserted island
Nov- in the mushroom kingdom
Dec- in Iraq

 

[SenorPresidente]

Zamus traded underwear with Donald Duck i don't know my fathers birthday -_-

 

[crotch protector]

fox had phone sex with hank hill at the bottom of the ocean

 

[tirkaro]

link had a dance competition with donald duck in a tree.

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

Mewtwo formed a band with Harry Potter (>_> Can you please change it to something less sucky?) at the bottom of the ocean.

Captain Falcon slept with George W Bush in Iraq.

NO! CF! WHY?

 

[Cojiro]

Captain Falcon slept with George W Bush in Iraq.

 

[Kirbykrew]

Luigi had a dance Competition with Spongebob in a Tree.

 

[vesperview]

Wow and you dare to say your threads aren't stupid? seriously no more point in arguing with you.

 

[Ralph_Marquee]

Wow and you dare to say your threads aren't stupid? seriously no more point in arguing with you.

cool and what are you doing?

 

[voittaa711]

Chuck Norris round house kicked your mom in the nuts.

It all fits.

 

[tennisthehilife]

What the hell?

Peach had an org*sm over gandhi in Iraq

 

[Glinth]

Link smoked a joint with godzilla in the mushroom kingdom