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Paralyzed Man Wakes Up to Find His Dog Eating His Testicle

S7GF

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Source: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/dog-eats-paralyzed-man-testicle-article-1.1413467


"The Trumann, Ark., man was rushed to the hospital, and the dog was taken to the vet where it was put down.

A paralyzed man from Arkansas woke up to find his dog eating one of his testicles.

The 39-year-old, who has no feeling from the waist down and sleeps in the nude, opened his eyes on Monday morning to see his fluffy pet pooch between his legs.

With blood on its muzzle and front paws, he noticed the pup was chowing down on something chewy.

Moments later, and to his horror, he realized the dog was in fact eating his gonad.

He called paramedics to his Trumann home and he was rushed him to hospital, where he is now recovering.
KAIT8 reports the dog was a stray that he had taken in just three weeks earlier.

Cops took the dog to a local vet, who put down. The dog's head was sent to the Arkansas Department of Health to be tested for rabies."

This is just terrible. I just can't imagine this happening...
 

Dr. James Rustles

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I can't imagine the disbelief the dispatcher must have felt when hearing the call. Moral of the story for dogs: Don't eat the testicles of the hand that feeds you.

You see, this right here is how Metal Gear villains start.
 

S7GF

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I can't imagine the disbelief the dispatcher must have felt when hearing the call. Moral of the story for dogs: Don't eat the testicles of the hand that feeds you.

You see, this right here is how Metal Gear villains start.
I totally agree. Imagine what was going through this poor guy's head when he woke up and saw what happened.
 

Erimir

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Note to self: If become paralyzed, take precautions to ensure body parts are not eaten by pets.
 

S7GF

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Well, he lived. But if this **** happened to me... I can't even think about it. I wouldn't have thought this would ever have happened to anyone. But **** happens.
 

Pega-pony Princess

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My God...what the heck is this world coming too? Furthermore, why would a guy who's paralyzed from the waist down sleep in the nude? The way I see it, he was just asking for it...
 

LIQUID12A

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So what convinced the dog to dine on this man's gonad? It's not like they were dipped in salsa or chocolate or anything.

I
n all seriousness though, I cringed.
 

Rabbattack

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Wow , he must be a real smart guy! I feel more sorry for the dog than the man becuase it doesn't seem that he did it out of aggression because he was sleeping. It's an animal, it can't understand most of the things it does. If you leave a meaty sack in front of a dog unsupervised what do you expect to happen? Stupid people die quicker because they have nothing to contribute to society. He got what was coming to him. Animals shouldn't be for us to own or use.
 
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