Offensive Shoddy Team. Maybe Wi-fi too once I get Platnium.

[Niiro]

TEAM AT A GLANCE:

<-Rotom-H

STORY:
Okay, so this is just a random team of mine which happened to do very well (sorta), and I just felt like it was time to share this team for critiqueing and stuff. So enjoy, hate/love, comment/flame, kay?

Suicune@ Choiced Specs
Timid: Pressure
EVs: 6 HP / 252 Speed / 252 Sp Atk
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~Surf
~Ice Beam
~HP Grass
~Shadow Ball

Very dangerous lead, and a major pillar of my defence and offenfence. Surf OHKOs Hippo and TTar leads, Shadow Ball wreaks non-sash Azelfs, Gengars, and such. Ice Beam is for Salamence and such. HP Grass is for fellow bulky waters, who would otherwise wall the **** out of my team. I'm looking at you, Swampert. Also, my only realiable switchin to Scarftran, and absorbs Icebeams and Fire blasts. The only leads that give this guy any trouble are those stupid sash leads. Hate.

Rotom-H@ Leftovers
Bold: Levitate
EVs: 252 HP/ 114 Def / 144 Speed
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~Will-o-Wisp
~OverHeat
~Thunderbolt
~Shadowball

My anti-Scizor player. Nothing Scizor gotz can tounch me, except Pursit/Night Slash, but even they won't hurt after a Will-o-Wisp. Also counters No Guard, Dynamic Punchers. EVs are tailored to outspeed all TTar. Overheat is for Skarm/Steel types, Thunderbolt is for Gyra and such, Shadow Ball is for STAB. Thanks 0RLy for the idea for this set.

Heracross@ Choice Scarf
Adamant: Guts
EVs: 252 Atk / 6 Def / 252 Speed
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~Close Combat
~Megahorn
~Stone Edge
~Night Slash
Another major defensive and offensive pillar of my team, absorbing the WoWs directed at Scizor and Metagross, Toxics at Suicune and Rotom. Choice Scarf is for revenging those dirty *******s that want to status my team. Megahorn is for Celebii and other bulky Psychic types like that, Stone Edge is for birds, and Night Slash is for Ghosts and the more frail Psychic-types, Close Combat for everything else. ***** face.

Flygon@ Choice Scarf
Jolly: Levitate
EVs: 252 Atk / 72 Def / 184 Speed
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~Earthquake
~Outrage
~ThunderPunch
~FirePunch

My other revenger, who is my ****ty Garchomp Substitute. I hate this guy. Does everything Scarfchomp does but worse. EVs are tailored to outspeed Smogon's Scarfapes. I want my 499 Speed Garchomp back. D= I hate you Smogon.

Metagross@ Lum Berry
Adamant: Clear Body
EVs: 252 HP / 232 Atk / 16 Def / 8 Speed
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~Meteor Mash
~Earthquake
~Bullet Punch
~Explosion

Probably the most important player on my team, easily netting 2-3 kills every game. Supports Scizor like no other, drawing out Dugtrio (who falls to Bullet Punch) Scarftran (who falls to Suicune) and Magnezone (who I USUALLY survive the HP Fire or Thunderbolt and OHKO with Earthquake), and Explodes once he has his fun. Also, my only 'counter' to late game Hippos, who wall the **** out of my team after Suicune is gone. Thanks Mow for this **** set.

Scizor@Lifeorb
Adamant: Technician
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 6 Def
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~Swords Dance
~Bullet Punch
~Quick Attack
~SuperPower

Probably the best late-game sweeper in the current metagame. Swords Dances on the switch, proceeds to **** everything with a Bullet-Punch/Quick attack combo, whoever resists that is usually weak to Superpower. (stupid Rotom). Quick Attack is a MAJOR surprise factor on this sexy stud, which can hit those arrogant bulky waters who expect a Bullet Punch.

THREAT LIST:

~EQ/Thunder Punch from Flygon/Metagross

~Quick Attack from Scizor, Thunder Punch from Flygon, Stone Edge from Heracross

~Close Combat from Hera, Explosion from Metagross if I'm desperate.

~Stone Edge from Hera, T-Punch from Flygon, Surf from Suicune.

~Ice Beam from Cune, Stone Edge from Hera, Bullet Punch from Gross/Zor.

~Eh, SuperPower from Scizor, Fire Punch from Flygon, Overhear from Rotom, but the first 2 take some damage from Bullet Punch/Superpower.

~Scarf-Flygon Outrage, Scizor Bullet Punch. Band-Same.

~Outrage from Flygon. Quick Attack from Scizor if I must.

~ThunderPunch from Flygon, QuickAttack from Scizor. Explode at last resort.

~Oh boy, where to start? Surf/HP Grass from Cune, WoW from Rotom, Close Combat from Hera, EQ from Flygon, Meteor Mash, Earthquake, Bullet Punch from Metagross, Bullet Punch/ Superpower from Scizor.

~Icebeam from Suicune, FirePunch from Flygon. I have some trouble with this dude.

~HP Grass from Cune. Not much else =/

~Heracross's Nightslash/ Megahorn

~Eh, haven't met one yet, but I guess Heracross can handle with with Close Combat or Flygon with Thunder Punch. Maybe Scizor's Quick Attack with a couple of SDs under his belt.

~Flygon's Outrage, Cune's Icebeam. Scizor/Gross's Bullet Punch/Meteor Mash if neccisary.

~EQs from Flygon/ Metagross. SuperPower from Scizor, CloseCombat from Hera as a last resort.

~The only reason I have Scarfgon. Outrage, and thats it yo. Maybe Icebeam from Cune. Nothing really likes the Draco Meteors/Dragon Pulses. Need Help.

~EQs from Gross and Flygone. Fire Punch from Flygon.

~Flygon. Quick Attack from Scizor if he switches in on a SD.

~Lol. Basically the same as TTar, but minus the Steel attacks.

~THE ONLY THING THAT WALLS ME LIKE BALLS. HELP PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

~Check TTars list, but minus the Steel attacks.

~If this guy leads, no problem, but after Suicune is gone, its gg man gg (for me). Him and Swampert can 6-0 my team after Suicune is gone, like Pink Reaper proved.

~Eh, Bullet Punch.

~Flygon's Fire and Ground attacks.

~Eh, Suicune. Havn't met one yet tho.

~Never met one, but Flygon can take him...I think D=

~Bullet Punches

~Suicune. Thats about it.

~Suicune again. But the Bullet Punchs will **** him too ^^

~Eh, if it is Scarfd, Bullet Punch, if it is NastyPlot set, then Flygon.

~shouldn't be too much of a problem. Rotom can handle him

~Rotom can WoW him, then anyone can switch in and **** him.

~Forms~uh...Shadow Balls from Suicune and Rotom, Nightslash from Hera.

~Bullet Punchs/Night Slash from Hera.

~Suicune's Surf and EQ from Flygon. SuperPower/EQ from Scizor/Gross if I predict.

~MEGAHORNNNN!!!!!!!
Actual attacks:
Stealth Rocks: Not that big of a problem, doesn't do that much to my team. Except it could limit the amount of times Hera can switch. >.<
Outrage: Scizor can come in and SD a couple of times, then Bullet punch for the kill.
Toxic Spikes: A double edged sword. Heracross loves it, Metagross/Flygon/Scizor/Rotom couldn't care less, but it REALLY hurts my poor cune. D=
Spikes: Same thing as above, but move Hera into the I hate it group lol.
Thunderwave: Flygon absorbs this ****.
Toxic/WoW: Heracross loves this ****, that dirty ******* lol.

Well, thats about it. Rate now plzzzz.

CURRENT RECORD:
15-2

 

[Deleted member]

what a lame *** 1st post LOL wtf

 

[Niiro]

Bumped. Edited in. Start your hate.

 

[Pink Reaper]

How does your team deal with wobbuffet?

 

[Niiro]

MEGAHORN!!!!!!!
And hopes you accidentally hit Mirror coat.

 

[Deleted member]

too many choice pokes. 1 choice scarf sweeper is ok. make cune a CMer, it still works as a good lead the same ways Gyarados does. unscarf the heracross, hera can do more fun things like SD anyway.

just use chomp on DS. you'll feel better, trust me.

I use scarf zapdos as my chomp replacement for *****y people. It's a good deal bulkier than Flygon, but it comes down fairly even when you consider SR damage.

I also recommend sleep talk on your scarf sweeper. Makes things interesting really fast.

 

[Niiro]

I need the specs on suicune to ohko hippo. I will change heracross though, ty ^^. But I don't think my ****ty chomp substitute doesn't learn sleep talk D=. Edit: anyone with ideas for an anti-bronzong poke?

 

[Deleted member]

1 CM = specs boost, so doing a CM and outspeeding hippo for the OHKO 2nd turn should leave you better off than locked onto choiced surf.

assuming hippo would stay in on cune anyway.

 

[Niiro]

Meh, **** it, they are gonna set up the rocks anyways =/
I'll change that....later ^^
Thanks for the help, mow.

 

[0RLY]

Uhh... the Rotom I recommended was Rotom-C with Leaf Storm and Substitute over Overheat and Shadow Ball. Shadow Ball doesn't really hit anything, cept other Rotoms.

Flygon wants Fire Blast over Fire Punch, it hits for more damage on Steel-types despite lower Sp.Atk stat.

Calm Mind over Cune's Hidden Power, and Leftovers as item.

Rotom can beat Bronzong by using WoW then alternating between sSbstitute and Thunderbolt.

If you run a bulky Suicune and Bronzong doesn't have HP (elec), you can beat it with Calm Minds+Rest.