Off-Topic: If YOU were a Smash character

[VKatana]

Due to the fact that WITHIN A MATTER OF DAYS WE WILL KNOW THE FULL CONFIRMED ROSTER OF SM4SH due to the fact that the roster of the 3DS and Wii U version are one and the same, and it's FAR too early to discuss the roster of Smash 5, I thought perhaps a little light-hearted off-topic discussion was in order until it's back to discussing the competitive mechanics of Sm4sh. If you yourself were a character in Smash, what would some of your attacks, taunts, final smash, alts, etc. be?

 

[SuperMii3D]

Anything that the Miis do

 

[M&Mavocado]

Not sure about my other attacks, but my Final Smash would go like this. First, I would summon a GIANT VENDING MACHINE which would fall from the sky and crash on anyone within range, and they would become stuck in it. I press "D2," for the M&M's, of course. However, the M&M's get stuck on a fighter's body inside the vending machine.

Enraged, I unleash a FLURRY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS on the vending machine, ending with the machine and the fighters inside going flying. However, the M&Ms fall out, I eat them, and everyone's happy. The fight continues.

 

[VKatana]

Not sure about my other attacks, but my Final Smash would go like this. First, I would summon a GIANT VENDING MACHINE which would fall from the sky and crash on anyone within range, and they would become stuck in it. I press "D2," for the M&M's, of course. However, the M&M's get stuck on a fighter's body inside the vending machine.

Enraged, I unleash a FLURRY OF MIXED MARTIAL ARTS on the vending machine, ending with the machine and the fighters inside going flying. However, the M&Ms fall out, I eat them, and everyone's happy. The fight continues.

I can tell from the post and your name you have a sincere love for M&M's.

 

[BridgesWithTurtles]

I'd be a defensive-oriented character that terraforms the stage, building elongated, suspended pathways out of chelonian reptiles.

 

[KaBlamJamDan]

I would be an generic human who use everyday object to fight.

Like my up smash would be me tripping, forward be me trying to give a high five, and down smash would be me dropping something by accident. (it's random too).

 

[Phaazoid]

I think I'd like Palutena's final smash

Black holes and lasers FTW

 

[Wanderer from Roseyard]

My attacks would incorporate my job and my passions, so... circular blade and zoo animal stampede. But which is my job and which do I do for fun!?

Up special: flap my arms to no avail and plummet.

 

[Raijinken]

My final smash would involve taking my contacts out briefly and searing anything within my cone of blurry vision. Otherwise I would be a midweight midfloat character with primarily sword attacks, except for one attack where I draw a rifle for a quick shot.

Iunno, I'm just coming up with silly things now.

 

[ryuu seika]

I would be a combo orientated character with video game inspired moves, primarily from the Tales and SSB series'. Specifics include:

-an unarmed jab combo derived from the Demon Fang Lloyd uses in Soul Calibur and Senel's Demon Fist move, with only the last hit spawning a projectile.
-a flying punch reminiscent of Digimon season 5.
-a lesser version of the knee of justice.
-which can be immediately followed into another kick, the UFS card game's "Ballistic Snap".
-and, speaking of cards, one move would throw them in a ninja like manner and have slight property differences based on the card used.
-a quick, backhanded forehead smack based on Soul Eater's Excalibur.
-another quick slap move based on the first half of Luke Fon Fabre's Raging Blast.
-which powers up the move based on the second half if both connect in succession.
-and various throws based on lesser known Tales moves like Burning Break, Impact Hammer and Alpha Tempest.

My Final Smash, based heavily off of Vermilion from the Battle Arena Toshinden series, would be to pull out a small Nerf brand toy pistol and fire a single, slightly oversized foam bullet at a 25° downward angle, the game pausing to zoom in and go slowmo as I do so, following the shot until it explodes, no bigger than a bob-om, on contact, practically instakilling anyone caught in the blast.
Guns are just that OP.

 

[Lozjam]

EXCUSE ME! I am already a Smash character, Lozjam Mii for top tier.
Being serious though, my move set would involve the cello. All of my attacks will be music based.

 

[Doompatron3000]

If I were a Smash Character, they would have to ban me from all tournaments, just like Meta Knight in Brawl.

 

[Logsmash]

Aww I was gonna make the Mii Fighter joke but it looks like I'm kinda late for that....

Umm if I was a Smash character my one attack (Special, aerial, etc) would be to use Rest. And I'd have a taunt where I offer someone a mixed bowl of M&M's, Skittles, and Reese's Pieces...... but tell them it's only M&M's.

Instant KO for anyone foolish enough to take from said bowl. Also I'd have an alternate costume where I'm dressed in a homemade, paper mache Ridley costume with my head poking out of his stomach. My one attack would then switch to me running at other fighters and yelling "I'M TOO BIG FOR YOUUUU!!!!"

....I'll show myself out.

 

[Itora]

All of my attacks instantly SD me regardless of where I am on the stage. I don't go off the blast zone, I just explode and lose a point/stock.

 

[IsmaR]

This would be better suited to be posted/asked in the Pool Room or Smash 4 Social thread.