And now, without further adoo, your listen-along-to-the-originals-as-you-read-different-lyrics Project M 3.0 based bits of parody are here for your pleasure! Hit it off, MC Olimar!
MC Olimar-U Can’t Touch Them
Based on U Can’t Touch This by MC Hammer
You can’t touch them [x5]
My, my, my spaceship hits so hard
Makes me put up my guard
Thank these things that found me
for protection and the potential to be OP
It feels good, when you know you’re down
a bunch of cool creatures makin’ Smashville their town
And I know them as such
they’re Pikmin, and uh, you can’t touch
I told you Meta Knight (You can’t touch them)
Yeah look at my pluck, we livin’ (You can’t touch them)
Look at these aliens, man (You can’t touch them)
Yo, let me bust out the one that explodes! (You can’t touch them)
Fresh new moves, advance
You get hit by the flower, across the screen you dance!
So move, outta your shield
and get ready for my Pikmin, your fate is sealed
While you’re off stage, hold on
Jump a little bit and let ‘em know it’s going on
Like that, like that
I was out on a mission and fell them back
I let ‘em know, I’m too much
they’re my Pikmin, unce, you can’t touch
Ike, I told you (You can’t touch them)
Why you standing there, Pit? (You can’t touch them)
Yo, sound the bell, flower bloomed, sucka (You can’t touch them)
Give me an enemy, or sand bag
Make ‘em sweat, that’s what I give this hag
Now, they know
You talkin’ ‘bout the Oli and he’s got good throws
That’s hype, and tight
Samus is sweating so pass her a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
what it takes to have a losing streak turn
The tier lists? legit
Either stick with the best your you might as well quit
That’s word because you know...
You can’t touch them [x3]
Break the shield!
Stop... PM time!
Go with the pluck, it is said
that if you don’t choose space men then you dead
So wave your analog sticks in the air
Bust a few moves, hit them with your bair
This is it, for winner
Follow this and your main list will be thinner
Move, slide your stick
Push that c-stick, flick, flick, flick
Yeah... (You can’t touch them)
Look, Peach (You can’t touch them)
You better get HYPE, Roy, because you know (You can’t touch them)
Ring the bell, purples bloomed again (You can’t touch them)
Break their shield!
Stop... PM time!
You can’t touch them [x4]
Break their shield! (Nice pants, Olimar) Stop... PM time!
Every time you see me
The Pikmin just so hype
I’m dope on FD and magic in the fight
Now why would I every stop doing this?
With Isai saying “just don’t get hit”
I’ve toured every stage, from Yoshi’s to Great Bay
It’s “Oli, go Pikmin, MC Oli, yo Pikmin!”
And the rest can go and play
You can’t touch them [x8]
Too Close: Roy's Zone
Based on Too Close by Alex Clare
If you don’t know what the Roy zone here’s the best quick explanation I could find with Smashboards down and all: http://youtu.be/XIErXHdqmdA?t=5m28s
You know I'm not one to counter your jabs
I do want to f-smash you but I need to space
At the end of it all its still my best option
But there's a combo string I need to release
Which move is right, which move is wrong
How do I space when I need to move on
You know we hit in separate ways
And it feels like I am just too close to hit you
There's no moves I can really space
I can't Flare Blade no more
I can't ftilt no more
Got to be true to myself
And it feels like I am just too close to hit you
So I'll be hit off stage
You've grabbed me more than I can dtilt
Yet my double edge dance gives what you deserve
No moves are safe
No combos to do
I've no reason to stop
I must live without you
You know we hit in separate ways
And it feels like I am just too close to hit you
There's no moves I can really space
I can't utilt no more
I can't bair no more
Got to be true to myself
And it feels like I am just too close to hit you
So I'll be hit off stage
So I'll be hit off stage
And it feels like I am just too close to hit you
There's no moves I can really space
I can't utilt no more
I can't bair no more
Got to be true to myself
And it feels like I am just too close to hit you
So I'll be hit off stage
So I'll be hit off stage
So I'll be hit off stage
3.0 Paradise
Based on Gansta’s Paradise by Coolio
(only the instrumental because it’s easier to follow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rgPKPSZ62A )
( Full version here if needed, but my lyrics hardly match up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGbzYlnz7c )
As I download the update and turn on my Wii
I take a look at the build and realize it’s Demo 3.
I’ve been reppin’ demo 2.6b for so very long
I’m starting to wonder where the Ivy metagame’s gone
Everyone has been ready to download it
I think the servers may crash; it’s not unheard of
I’m glad I got it downloaded, and it’s installing
I guess I’ll pick kirby, and start my trolling
Or maybe I’ll choose Yoshi, who’s shield ain’t broke
Oh snap, dat u-tilt, this ain’t no hoak, noob
Or I’m the little Oli all the Pikmin wanna be like
In my ship, Distant Planet, hiding during the night
Been spendin’ most their lives, living three-point-oh paradise
Been spendin’ most their lives, living three-point-oh paradise
Been spendin’ most our lives, living three-point-oh paradise
Been spendin’ most our lives, living three-point-oh paradise
Look at these new custom skins, they got me facin’
I can’t deal with all this change, I was raised by the Me-lee
I gotta get down with Project M
Falco’s lasers making me think I can cheat with ‘em
I got all the Melee knowledge in my mind
but there’s a new game testin’ me, catchin’ my eye
I used to be set with my Melee one-point -two
But this new demo’s got me set on a new kind of rule, fool
My stock ain’t nothin’ but a quick gimp away
I’ll still approach, do or die, what can I say?
I’m at 90%, better shield those ice missiles I thought were for show
the way she’s changin’ things up, I just don’t know
Tell me how did they put in so much to see
The ones who still lose are you and me
Been spendin’ most their lives, living three-point-oh paradise
Been spendin’ most their lives, living three-point-oh paradise
Been spendin’ most our lives, living three-point-oh paradise
Been spendin’ most our lives, living three-point-oh paradise
Fixing the clone engine, fixing Ivy’s cutter
Update out on monday, guess I’ll download another
I can’t way for a tourney, I can’t wait to show off
My IC’s will scare them away, first I’ll grab then scoff
I want to make a tier list, I want to see what it’s like
Maybe they’ll finish Project M before I reach the afterlife
Seriously this update really is fantastic
I don’t want them to think I’m just being sarcastic
Been spendin’ most their lives, living three-point-oh paradise
Been spendin’ most their lives, living three-point-oh paradise
Been spendin’ most our lives, living three-point-oh paradise
Been spendin’ most our lives, living three-point-oh paradise
Tell my why are we unable to see
Reno added as a character for you and me
Tell me why can’t you just add for me
Cloud Strife so final cutter can be free
I Want Ice That Way
Based on I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys
[Popo:]
You are my Topi
Our grab is the key
Believe when I say
I want ice that way
[Nana:]
But we are two frames apart
Our grabs are just art
I let the damage lay
That I want ice that way
[Chorus:]
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a regrab
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but desync
Tell me why
I never wanna be a frame away
I want it that way
[Popo:]
Am I your Topi
Our grab is the key
Yes I know we’ll need to colab
But I want to get that grab
[Chorus:]
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a regrab
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but desync
Tell me why
I never wanna be a frame away
I want it that way
[Nana:]
Now I can see that we're shined apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the distance
I want you to know
That deep down inside of me...
[Popo:]
You are my topi
our grab is the key
You are
You are, you are, you are
[Chorus:]
Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a regrab
Ain't nothin' but a desync (don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna be a frame away(oh, yeah)
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a regrab
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but desync
Tell me why
I never wanna be a frame away
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a regrab
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but desync
Tell me why
I never wanna be a frame away (never wanna be a frame away)
I want it that way
'Cause I want a grab that way
Purple Pain (Mewtwo)
Based on Purple Rain by Prince
I always meant to cover you in shadow
I always meant to cause you all your pain
I only let you one time start shield grabbing
I only want to see you grabbing in the Purple Pain
Purple Pain, Purple Pain
Purple Pain, Purple Pain
Purple Pain, Purple Pain
I only want you DIing from my Purple Pain
I only wanted to use my mind reader
I never wanted to be some kind of friend, hey
Noobie, I could disable you from another (move)
Its such a shame your movement had to end
Purple Pain, Purple Pain
Purple Pain, Purple Pain
Purple Pain, Purple Pain
I only laugh as you're pressured by the Purple Pain
Melee, I know, I know, my timings are changin'
It's about time I got something new, you know it too!
You say you want me balanced, but the devs can't seem to make up their mind
And I think the ultimate life form shall guide them to the Purple Pain
Purple Pain, Purple Pain
Purple Pain, Purple Pain
If you know that you should be fearin' me, come on raise your tail
Purple Pain, Purple Pain
I only want you DIing, DIing from my Purple Pain
