Not-So-Useful News Thread

[Theta Zero]

Online journalism is dumb. Post awful news articles that have been posted recently that are too dumb, one-sided, crazy or just plain incomprehensible. Post key quotes if you're feeling fancy. If it's a joke article, be sure to clarify because honestly, it's really hard to tell.

Aliens are real, according to dying unknown scientist with photo of alien figurine

Is Hello Kitty Offensive?

Critics say she’s a sexist throwback to a time when girls, particularly Asian girls, were supposed to be cute and silent (the character has no mouth).

Harvard teaches a class on a vital career skill