No autographs, please...

[KimKarsmashian]

... because I'm an irrelevant unknown person and I'll take up precious space in your autograph book.

Hello, I'm KimKarsmashian. I'm not a big fan of the Kardashians but I am a big fan of Smash. I've been playing since the gloriously blocky days and I don't intend to stop.

Opinions that may or may not be interesting:

• I am disappointed that Board the Platforms hasn't returned. I'm also disappointed at Brawl's decision to make a one-size-fits-all Break the Targets. I feel strongly about stupid small things like this.
• Subspace Emissary's gameplay was weird and awkward, but I wouldn't mind if they gave a big storyline like that another try. The cutscenes alone were worth it - Captain Olimar meeting Captain Falcon was incredible.
• Ridley is not too big, but I have no personal stake in his inclusion other than "yay, more dragons!" Few of the popular desired characters interest me.
• Tom Nook should have gotten in over Villager. #sorrynotsorry Nevertheless, I will definitely try Villager out.
• Other than a vague notion of wave-dashing being impossible and the inclusion of tripping (which is just a silly decision), I don't understand the general disappointment with Brawl. I have a feeling it involves competitive playing but being a stranger to that field, I don't know what makes Brawl earn such scorn.
• Smash64 is the greatest Smash of all time. Of all time. ...Okay, I don't really think like this, but Smash 64 is so overlooked. It's not its fault that it's primitive, blocky, and ugly, after all.
• I can't say with any certainty that I have a favorite Smash. I believe Melee has my favorite way of handling characters (Brawl and 64 feel very "heavy," if that makes sense) and my favorite Events, Brawl has a lot of characters I like as well as just sheer variety in things to do, and 64 actually has some of my favorite stages as well as that incredible creepy menu music.
• I like characters mostly based on their design and their familiarity to me. In other words, I am unapologetically chauvinistic about my character choices and understand that nobody else probably shares my ideal roster. Nevertheless, I'm not unreasonable; I do acknowledge some choices are better for a general audience and for ideas of balance and variety. My version of Smash would probably sell seven copies, if that.

I look forward to entering this community. Cheers!

 

[Morbi]

Perhaps if I beg, you will reconsider?! Please? I have a lot of room in my autograph book, it only has one name in it, "Johnny Cage." Apparently, I am his greatest fan!

I misread your name as Kim Kardashian, not going to lie. I am going to respectfully ask that you hand me back my autograph book without desecrating it with ink. Thank you very much.

I agree with everything you stated. I am surprised, we seem to be on the same wavelength. Get your own wavelength!

I had almost forgotten. I need to give you your obligatory "Welcome to Smashboards!" Never mind... I will never give you the satisfaction!

I apologize, I am writing this out, and I realize that it is absurd and irrelevant. But I just had an energy drink for the first time in years and something has come over me. Pretend you never met me. KK, bye.

 

[Hokori]

First off, your name made me chuckle. Nice work.

I also wholeheartedly agree about Board the Platforms and the "one-size-fits-all" Target Smash modes. Correlation =/ causation, but with classic Smash 64 menu music remixed as Smash Wii U/3DS results screen music gives me hope of these modes making a return...somewhat

As for a story-like mode, hopefully some creative magic pours into the game's "Adventure" Mode.

I also find it interesting that you consider 64 & Brawl "heavy". Many people feel that way about Melee while thinking Brawl is "floaty".

Nice intro. Glad to have you here