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[donkeykongwii]

A new character arriving to brawl in this email i got

Hello and thank you for contacting Nintendo,

I can tell you’re eager to know all the characters but unfortunately we don’t know. But I know one character that hasn’t been announced on the site. Krystal from Starfox. There’s a little teaser for you. I hope you liked it.

Sincerely,

Nintendo of America Inc.
Kurt Wagner

I couldn't believe it myself when i saw it. Yay krystal in brawl!

 

[Break]

Weird, I got an email too:

Hello and thank you for contacting Nintendo,

I can tell you’re eager to know all the characters but unfortunately we don’t know. But you know what? You're the ten thousandth person to contact us about this and that means your the grand prize winner! We are going to fly you out Japan to see the inner workings of the Super Smash Bros. Brawl development studio! We will send you a check for $5000, just deduct what you need for travel costs and send the remainder back to us using Western Union Money Transfer! Hope to see you soon!

Sincerely,

Nintendo of America Inc.
Kurt Wagner

PS: This is not a scam.


Yep. Italicized text totally makes your source legit.

 

[Chaosblade77]

Right. I just wonder how we are supposed to believe this.

Text quoting emails you supposedly receive is not very believable at all. Screenshots are a bit better but can still be edited and such, or self created to make them say what you want and are also not very believable.

 

[Meta_Sonic64]

Maybe you should take a screenshot of it, though there has been something confirmed for a Krystal vioce actor.

 

[Shuma]

Har har. too "funny".

 

[Sandwich]

I got an email, too!

Hello there. I have come to inform you RANDOMLY WITH NO PERMISSION FROM MASAHIRO SAKURAI that Bill Cosby will be in brawl. Don't forget to stock up on pudding and JELLO!

Much Luff,

Nintendo of America Inc.
Kurt Wagner

P.S. I think Krystal is sexy. I want her in Brawl LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Then I tried to reply but Mailer Daemon stopped me. Daemon is pretty mean, isn't he?

 

[error_alt_delete]

I got an email too wierd, it said,

Thank you for e-mailing us your concern on the roster, however, we wont tell you the characters for the last time, so STFU and stop e-mailing us about it!

scincerely,

Nintendo of America Inc.
Kurt Wagner

 

[SSJ4Kazuki]

I also got an email.

Owned.

 

[Hejiru]

I find that very hard to believe.

 

[killbeast301]

Weird, I got an email too:

Hello and thank you for contacting Nintendo,

I can tell you’re eager to know all the characters but unfortunately we don’t know. But you know what? You're the ten thousandth person to contact us about this and that means your the grand prize winner! We are going to fly you out Japan to see the inner workings of the Super Smash Bros. Brawl development studio! We will send you a check for $5000, just deduct what you need for travel costs and send the remainder back to us using Western Union Money Transfer! Hope to see you soon!

Sincerely,

Nintendo of America Inc.
Kurt Wagner

PS: This is not a scam.


Yep. Italicized text totally makes your source legit.

No wai! I got this e-mail.

Hello and thank you for contacting Nintendo,

I can tell you’re eager to know all the characters but unfortunately we don’t know. But you know what? You're the ten thousand and first person to contact us about this and that means your the second place winner! We are going to fly you and one other person out Japan to see the inner workings of the Super Smash Bros. Brawl development studio! We will send you a check for $3000, just deduct what you need for travel costs and send the remainder back to us using Western Union Money Transfer! Hope to see you soon!

Sincerely,

Nintendo of America Inc.
Kurt Wagner

PS: This is not a scam.



See you in Japan!

 

[freeman123]

A new character arriving to brawl in this email i got

Hello and thank you for contacting Nintendo,

I can tell you’re eager to know all the characters but unfortunately we don’t know. But I know one character that hasn’t been announced on the site. Krystal from Starfox. There’s a little teaser for you. I hope you liked it.

Sincerely,

Nintendo of America Inc.
Kurt Wagner

I couldn't believe it myself when i saw it. Yay krystal in brawl!

Wow, you got an email from Nightcrawler from X-Men.

 

[KrystalRules]

haha lol i dont believe any of you really got an e-mail. but if someone did i think it was the very first one!

 

[EpicE]

I just got the standard porn emails.

 

[AIM0001]

I'm just responding not because of the fake email you typed up(Donkeywii) but, just to say all the made up ones from Break and anyone who wrote one after him were pretty d@mn funny.

 

[Superninjabreadman]

Hi, Im super beliveable. Spongebob is is going to be in brawl.



OMG! I got one too.

 

[hungrybum]

I got an email, too!

Hello there. I have come to inform you RANDOMLY WITH NO PERMISSION FROM MASAHIRO SAKURAI that Bill Cosby will be in brawl. Don't forget to stock up on pudding and JELLO!

Much Luff,

Nintendo of America Inc.
Kurt Wagner

P.S. I think Krystal is sexy. I want her in Brawl LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Then I tried to reply but Mailer Daemon stopped me. Daemon is pretty mean, isn't he?

QFT Bill Cosby is sooooooo in with his annoying faces that deal instant KOs and he will summon the Cosby family as Final Smash! they will all deal instant Kos too!!!!11!1one!