People used to think C. Falcon was cool. Now people say he's gay because some moron put his p**** a LITTLE to close to the enemies while doing a Falcon Dive. MY theory is, that a gay programmer (literally) wanted gays to have a strong role model, so he did the thing described above to the Falcon Dive, gave his costume a purple tint, and made him put his hand on his hip when he goes down a warp pipe. What do you think?
