New Age Retro Hippie

[xianfeng]

Any one who has played Earthbound knows who I am talking about, New age Retro Hippie is by far the most memorable of all the earthbound bad guys he has battle music that suits him too. He uses random things in Battle such as pull out a toothbrush or a ruler.

Now you may be thinking what would he do? Well I'll tell you what he would do he would kick everyone's arse with a toothbrush and other random things like that. How many fighting games include a guy who kicks arse with a toothbrush?

If New Age Retro Hippie doesn't get the playable spot he deserves then he should at least be a trophy, background obstable and an Item, that's right he should be playable or all of those things.

If you don't know what New Age Retro Hippie looks like here he is

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Darkknight077's set of specials
B-Brush Attackl: Lunges with his toothbrush and slashes.

F-B-Floss of death:Basically shiek's F-B

D-B-ruler smack: Leaps up and slams his ruler on the floor creating a small shockwave.

Up-B-Inches up:Uses his ruler like a helicopter.

My extended version of DK's specials with some name changes as well.

B - Brush the teeth - NARH Pulls out his toothbrush and starts whacking it around in motion like you would brush your teeth
B > - Floss of Death - Same as Shiek's Front B but with dental floss
B ^ - Rulercopter - NARH wraps some dental floss around a ruler and uses the ruler as a helicopter whilst he holds onto the dental floss.
B v - Shocking Metres - NARH charges up a hit with his ruler in the same fashion Marth or Roy would but it takes less time and isn't as strong.

 

[Lord_Deathborne]

Is this a joke thread or something? Nevermind. There is no need to question the obvious...
Well at least is game related...

 

[DarkKnight077]

I'm not sure..but the hippie has a point. I couldn't tell if he was high or something.

 

[xianfeng]

This thread is as serious as the grimer thread.

 

[DarkKnight077]

Hmmm I dunno does he come with free drugs?

 

[FlipTroopa]

Freaky... I was thinking about this guy today coming home from work, like "I wonder if anyone will suggest THAT"

o.O

 

[DarkKnight077]

Yea Hippie with a toothbrush? Irony IMO.

 

[xianfeng]

I was inside your head flip that and I had the day of school because I have a bladder thing so I played Earthbound and I was all hmm this guy is so cool

 

[Lord_Deathborne]

ZOMG! FlipTroopa is psychic! ...or xianfeng is a mind leaching alien...

 

[DarkKnight077]

I will make a move list based on his toothbrush then.

B-Brush Attackl: Lunges with his toothbrush and slashes.

F-B-Floss of death:Basically shiek's F-B

D-B-ruler smack: Leaps up and slams his ruler on the floor creating a small shockwave.

Up-B-Inches up:Uses his ruler like a helicopter.

 

[xianfeng]

What about his ruler does it get no love.

 

[DarkKnight077]

Fixed now.

 

[xianfeng]

Yay and he should use a hemp rope for his grabs that or floss but I vote hemp rope

 

[DarkKnight077]

...I don't think we want to promote drugs.

 

[xianfeng]

Hemp is the stalk of the marjuana plant you can't get high from it and Hemp is often used for Ropes, Hats, Pants etc.

 

[DarkKnight077]

...Hmmm okay you do that. I'm not here CIA..It was not me... *Points to the monkey*

 

[xianfeng]

New Age Retro Hippie needs a comeback he deserves his own game!

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

OMG, I will totaly support this guy

 

[DarkKnight077]

I will in account that I will not get caught by the FBI.

 

[xianfeng]

OMG, I will totaly support this guy

Thank you at least some one understands the briliiance that is NARH

 

[Iggy K]

Told you someone would make a thread about New Age Retro Hippie, Hidden Tiger. I rather Happy Happy Cultist though.

 

[100links]

i GUESS ill support him o_O

 

[xianfeng]

**** Straight you will, Earthbound has the best enemies around and I hope the remake it for the wii and NARH should get his own game I would buy that.

 

[bbb]

Mr. Carpainter ftw!!!!

NARH is good too, but what about Everdred?

 

[xianfeng]

He's cool but NARH is cooler, maybe too cool for Brawl...

 

[xianfeng]

I need to bump this because it's a good idea **** it, Nintendo needs to stop denying they created a stoner.

 

[100links]

i GUESS ill support him o_O

HEY ONE OF MY FIRST POSTS! i mean....NARH FOR BRAWL!!! (he looks more of a clown than a hippie >.<)

 

[Brawlmatt202]

Now that I've played EarthBound, and I know who the New Age Retro Hippie is, I think this character idea is funny!

But I think he'll become no more then an Assist Trophy character, or maybe even a mere Sticker...

 

[freeman123]

I've never played Earthbound, and every time I learn something new about it I'm more and more happy that I haven't.

 

[firefox451]

To each their own - but you're missing out sir. Especially since there are no other RPGs like Earthbound: it has humour, it has quirky scenarios and battles and very few people can handle that level of creativity and originality.

And of course the New Age Retro Hippie is the greatest enemy ever created for a game. He's a random foe but he's got his own song! Few can claim that. I always wondered if the Hippie made his return in MOTHER 3... guess I'll never know.

 

[Voyager]

I think NARH stands a pretty good chance for Assist Trophy.

 

[Brawlmatt202]

To each their own - but you're missing out sir. Especially since there are no other RPGs like Earthbound: it has humour, it has quirky scenarios and battles and very few people can handle that level of creativity and originality.

And of course the New Age Retro Hippie is the greatest enemy ever created for a game. He's a random foe but he's got his own song! Few can claim that. I always wondered if the Hippie made his return in MOTHER 3... guess I'll never know.

Well, just between you and me...

Spoiler

He doesn't...

 

[xianfeng]

NARH > Any other Mother villain EVER. He is the only other Mother character I support.

 

[Brawlmatt202]

NARH > Any other Mother villain EVER. He is the only other Mother character I support.

Other? Who's the first one?

 

[Thrillhouse-vh.]

This idea is still ingenious

 

[vesperview]

This idea is stupid, a generic Mother enemy will never be a playable character... his not even AT material, what the hell did you inhale before posting this?

 

[Brawlmatt202]

This idea is stupid, a generic Mother enemy will never be a playable character... his not even AT material, what the hell did you inhale before posting this?

Probably the same thing NARH does.

 

[xianfeng]

Other? Who's the first one?

Ness, but only because I want the originals to return. I'm not huge on Ness.

This idea is stupid, a generic Mother enemy will never be a playable character... his not even AT material, what the hell did you inhale before posting this?

It's called a joke, when I made this thread people were making all sorts of stupid character suggestions so I decided to make one for the most awsome character in all of exsistance.

 

[Voyager]

This idea is stupid, a generic Mother enemy will never be a playable character... his not even AT material, what the hell did you inhale before posting this?

I disagree. I think he is Assist Trophy material.

However, there are far too many joke threads.

 

[DynamiteSpoony]

If he were an assist trophy I would literally explode with joy.

Earthbound = Awesomeness.