NESS IS ALREADY IN THE GAME PEOPLE! I HAVE PROOF! (not about that lame article...)

[LavisFiend]

WHY HAS NOONE SEEN IT ALREADY?!

"Up until now" refers to one and one thing only. WHAT IS THIS THING YOU ASK?!

Simple....

Ness traded in his psychic powers....

FOR POKERMENZ!

Thaaaat's RIGHT! Ness IS Pokemon TRAINER!

Oh what? You thought he would just remain a fat little 12 year old kid? People grow, and mature. Ness matured into Pokemon Trainer. He ditched the chub, hit a growth spurt, threw away the tacky shorts, and got himself better clothes.

Also, who NEEDS psychic powers when you can enslave monsters in little round rocks you can THROW at people?!

People always said, "Why didn't teh soccereye name him Red?"

Simple. He KNEW how mad people would get if they realized that Ness conformed to pokemania. He kept it a secret, but I UNVEILED IT! YOU ARE WELCOME. ^___^

....Seriously guys, you need to friggen lighten up and just learn to have a laugh every once in a while. Quit being uptight buttholes to one another over small crap and learn to get along. The game is real close now; channel your frustrations into your game.

Now....

DISCUSS MY DISCOVERY! ^_^ I happen to think Ness' final smash happens to be very wicked, eh?

 

[TheLastHero]

I LOL'd.

But cereally, wow. It's like saying Wario is a clone of Yoshi. So amazingly obvious and true!

[/sarcasm]

 

[AsbestosBlatant]

A 10char response could not begin to express my seething nerdrage at this moment.

 

[Goopygoo]

I'm gonna start referring to PT as Ness now.

Also, "Soccereye" made me lol. Explains the soccer ball item.

 

[Lucas_User]

Lawl.
xD
Ahahahaha

 

[meltingfire]

yup i knew it all along

 

[Adi]

Sticky plz.

 

[Itakio]

lulz @ soccereye

 

[Wyvernkni]

:D

Well that explains it all! So can we stop hearing about Ness, because he's obviously in the game. Yup, Ness confirmed, end of story =p.

 

[Y34HDUD3!!!]

Good stuff. *thumbs up*

 

[LavisFiend]

I'm gonna start referring to PT as Ness now.

Also, "Soccereye" made me lol. Explains the soccer ball item.

DURN! YOU CAUGHT ON TO SAKURAI'S TRUE ESSENCE!

Well, now you know; it is true. Soccereye=Soccer ball. He really, really wanted to be in his game, and he figured why not? It's his game, you can't tell him what to do!

His attacks are the accumulated flames of all those who looked at the Dojo with disdain; hence why he spontanely combusts. It is said by eye witness reports that when Soccereye soars through the air, you can hear the thousand screams of "NOOK CAN'T FIGHT" and "RIDLEY IS TOOOO BIIGGG!"

 

[t3h n00b]

Lol definetly. Next they're going to tell us Ganondorf is a Captain Falcon clone

 

[bluekitsune13]

Somebody has to post this image now...

Yes, very funny. I never really cared for Ness much anyway. I think Lucas's swirly hair is way cooler. :D

 

[SuupahRyu]

Phew. What a relief xD

 

[Storm Eagle]

It all starts to make sense now!

 

[Yosher]

You know that joke threads are usually funny, right?

...Apparently not.

 

[LavisFiend]

Lol definetly. Next they're going to tell us Ganondorf is a Captain Falcon clone

Ganondorf won't be a clone because Captain Falcon is not arabian. =O

 

[Cubelarooso]

So, is Charizard Jeff, Ivysaur Paula, and Squirtle Poo?

 

[LavisFiend]

So, is Charizard Jeff, Ivysaur Paula, and Squirtle Poo?

No no, they are actual pokeguyz, Paula, Jeff, and Poo are super private info. I will reveal them later.

 

[platnum]

YOU FAIL!

10char

 

[LavisFiend]

I LOL'd.

But cereally, wow. It's like saying Wario is a clone of Yoshi. So amazingly obvious and true!

[/sarcasm]

OBJECTION!

Wario can not possibly be a clone of Yoshi, for Yoshi is a leopluradon and Wario is a hiphopalotamus. =O

 

[OrlanduEX]

This thread would be great if it were actually funny...

 

[Octillus]

This thread is a lie because everyone knows that Ness had to leave because he needed to undergo cosmetic surgery to become a penguin with an oral fetish.

 

[Flaming Dragon Wang]

desperate for attention/10

 

[LavisFiend]

This thread is a lie because everyone knows that Ness had to leave because he needed to undergo cosmetic surgery to become a penguin with an oral fetish.

LIES! I HAVE INSIDE INFERMASHUNS LOL.

SUB-ZERO HAD TO DO THAT. SOURCES MIXED UP FTL.

 

[chrisking570]

and........ mr saturn is actually bowser's alternate costume and for his taunt he jumps off the stage.... - that would be cool!

 

[iron blade]

This was funny, but you're pushing it with your replies.

 

[NotGiratina]

Sources!o_O

 

[ace_skoot]

heh people do need to chill out a bit on here, needs more "funnies" but i total agree with the message.

 

[LavisFiend]

This was funny, but you're pushing it with your replies.

What's wrong with my responses? =(

 

[Gilgamesh]

No.

Actually, i cannot skip the 10 characters thingie.

 

[Red&Silver]

Rofl That Was Freakin Funny Xddddddddddddd

 

[Cubelarooso]

What's wrong with my responses? =(

They're a bit too over-the-top and random.

 

[RazeveX]

so...a 12 year old boy matured into a pokemon trainer which is 10 years old?

k.

 

[courte]

so mean, oh well

No.

Actually, i cannot skip the 10 characters thingie.

****IT GIL MESSING WITH US LIKE THAT!! Gonna spay you're Enkidu for that one!!

 

[J-man24star]

Mods, please close topic.

 

[HodZ]

Soccereye FTW!!!

 

[LavisFiend]

so...a 12 year old boy matured into a pokemon trainer which is 10 years old?

k.

Where do you get 10 from? He is clearly 27. =I

 

[Bacon Man11]

I get it! I get it!