CroonerMike
Smash Lord
- Joined
- Oct 6, 2013
- Messages
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Arnold: What? This is awful, who did this?
Casual Man: Competitive players, Arnold.
Arnold: We can rebuild the forum and sweep up. Your Casuals will come back!
Casual Man: Of course they'll come back, they're Casuals, I trust them. I understand them, it's Melee and PM players I don't understand.
Casual Man: You see, Arnold, it's time for me to leave here. Some Competitive players are meant to be with Competitive players. And others, like me, are just... different.
Arnold: Casual Man, wait.. none of this would've happened if I hadn't-
Casual Man: Arnold, don't be sad. You've taught me that some Smashboard Competitive members can be trusted and I'll never forget that.
Arnold: Where will you go?
Casual Man: Somewhere I can live in peace with my friends. Don't you see? I have a mission to help Casuals everywhere.
Casual Man: Wherever there's a Casual without a Wii remote, I'll be there.
Casual Man: Wherever there's a bunch of Melee and PM **** bullying a Casual I'll be there. Wherever there's a casual with a broken finger or crushed spirit from Competitive players, I'll be there
Arnold: Casual Man?
Casual Man: I just hope there's another Casual where I go next.
Remember, Arnold, Don't judge a game until you have played it and fly toward the sun.
Arnold: Goodbye, Casual Man.
