Mr. Resetti says...

[SonicMario]

This thread is for people to do funny situations when Mr. Resetti has been left out. I have heard that when Resetti is summoned, he is there for the whole match. So I wonder what he might say during certain situations in a Brawl fight. This doesn't have to be anything serious. I'd juts like this to be similar to the Snake codec thread only we have Resetti saying stuff around here. Now because I'm not good at this comedy stuff, I'll only show the format.

Resetti:
(any character):
And so one and so forth...

That's basically it. I hope maybe we can have some fun with this. And of course you can extend it beyond 2 lines. Just to make that clear.

 

[pwnzorz]

Mr. Resetti: Soulja Boy up in that oh! etc...
NOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[Captain Anthony]

Mr. Resetti: So a family walks into a talent agency...

[Only the profoundly corrupted will understand why this is funny.]

 

[Kio Iranez]

*Link summons Resetti*
Mr. Resetti: LINK MAH BOIIIII...
*blah blah blah*

 

[heypancho]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YP5i5-G2f3c

 

[Lord SeBz]

Ressetti: YOU MUST RECOVER!!!

 

[iruchii]

"PRESS ONE PRESS ONE PRESS ONE PRESS ONE PRESS ONE PRESS ONE PRESS ONE PRESS ONE PRESS ONE PRESS ONE PRESS ONE"

Best Assist Trophy ever.

 

[anonymous_joe]

Mr. Resetti: So a family walks into a talent agency...

[Only the profoundly corrupted will understand why this is funny.]

Only the x-rated smash would have this in it...

 

[KAFOR]

Mr. Resetti, such childplay. That character is a stroke of imaginative genius.

 

[inside]

Mr. Resetti : Do a barrel roll!

 

[Conker1]

Mr. Resetti: So a family walks into a talent agency...

[Only the profoundly corrupted will understand why this is funny.]

Even if that joke is just supposed to be offensively/vulgarly funny, it still isn't.

 

[lethminite]

Mr. Resetti: So a family walks into a talent agency...

[Only the profoundly corrupted will understand why this is funny.]

is that 'the aristocrats' joke, coz that is neither witty nor funny


to stop people looking it up, if it is that joke it goes.

"a man walks into talent agency (could be a family easily)...
'i've got an idea for a play' he says
<insert 30 mins of vulgarity with no point>
'thats the most disgusting thing i've heard, whats it called?' says the agent
'the aristocrats' the man responds"

see, not funny.

EDIT: also, i heard it was 1 minute, not whole match.

 

[RMR]

is that 'the aristocrats' joke, coz that is neither witty nor funny


to stop people looking it up, if it is that joke it goes.

"a man walks into talent agency (could be a family easily)...
'i've got an idea for a play' he says
<insert 30 mins of vulgarity with no point>
'thats the most disgusting thing i've heard, whats it called?' says the agent
'the aristocrats' the man responds"

see, not funny.

EDIT: also, i heard it was 1 minute, not whole match.

I didn't understand, please repeat.

....

For the science.

 

[lethminite]

I didn't understand, please repeat.

....

For the science.

i think it's meant to mean that aristocrats get upto all the vulgar things listed in the 30 mins.

but takes 30 mins to make a not funny joke, perhaps it's an excuse to be disgusting and name all types of X-rated/taboo actions, and that in it's self is meant to be funny.

if this isn't the joke you were talking about, sorry.