Milk

[brawlpro]

Okay, i was watchin' braniac on g4 a few months ago and one of the guys said something about cows. Now after that i thought to myself, who was the first guy to approch a cow and say," i'm gonna squeez those dangely pink lookin things, and drink what comes out!

 

[Eternal phoenix Fire]

How lonely are you exactly?

 

[GoldShadow]

Uh, well, female humans also produce milk which I'm sure the "first guy" knew. Add to that fact that by that point, people had been raising cows for food anyway, and they knew that calves fed on the mother cows' milk which came from where? That's right, the udders!
So they must've figured that, if they can drink human milk, then the cows' milk can also be used as a drink by humans. It was a logical step really.

There's your technical answer to what was supposed to be a simple and humorous question.

 

[brawlpro]

How lonely are you exactly?

Pretty lonely!

 

[brawlpro]

Uh, well, female humans also produce milk which I'm sure the "first guy" knew. Add to that fact that by that point, people had been raising cows for food anyway, and they knew that calves fed on the mother cows' milk which came from where? That's right, the udders!
So they must've figured that, if they can drink human milk, then the cows' milk can also be used as a drink by humans. It was a logical step really.

There's your technical answer to what was supposed to be a simple and humorous question.

WOW! I HAD NO IDEA!

 

[Dibs]

That soooo sounds like a standup comedy routine punchline that I've seen before. Exact words. I'm just hoping it's not Dane Cook, cause he's horrible.

 

[Azua]

Yeah I've definitely heard this before, AND it's on Ebaum's...


C'mon guys, if you don't have anything interesting to say, don't post a topic.

 

[Crimson King]

Did I miss this one??