Melee Is The Best

[DaRedMage]

Hey guys. Isn't Melee the best game ever? It's like the best ever. And if you don't like it, then you have no taste in entertainment and are a filthy casual. 64 is weird. Smash 4 has similar mechanics to Bawl, therefore it is bad. And don't even get me started on Brawl. Brawl and all the other games suck because they don't have wavedashing and l-canceling. Those games aren't technical therefore they suck. Project M is what Brawl should've been. Those guys made Brawl like Melee, therefore making these guys much better game developers than Sakurai will ever be. Every game after and before Melee is crap because those games aren't Melee. You can't beat Melee, Melee beats you. Let's exclude all the other games because they suck and are not Melee. Those Melee chanters at Apex were in the right. Melee is best pony, I can't blame them after all. Smash 4 is a horrible game and is a boring down-throw giant circle jerk fest. We all know that Smash 4 rewards defensive play so much. And is so noobish. Diddy Kong takes no skill and has a stupid kill throw. Hoo Ha takes no skill, unlike Fox's Up-Throw to Uair. 64 is so floaty and broken. Melee is a big upgrade. It has a much more unique roster and a much more balanced cast. And Brawl is complete crap. Smash 4 has way too many clones. Lucina, Falco, Dark Pit and Lucas. We need Roy back and Ike out. Pichu should return too. It'll be much better than Greninja. So Melee is best pony. Melee is Rainbow Dash. Therefore, Melee is the best. It's technical, so balanced, easily accessible and best of all, it's Melee. Let's exclude all the other games and pretend they never existed because they're not Melee therefore they suck. And if you like any other Smash game than Melee, then you're a Koopa-Troopa liking communist Natzi who toatally deserves to burn in hell.




NOTE: To all the Mods who can't take a joke *cough Shaya, cough*. This is a joke. It's satire. I don't mean any of the things I said. Especially the last part. So don't give me a spam infraction.

 

[Malkasaur]

I realize you're trying to prove a point by joking, but you make yourself look kind of stupid. Don't compare the HOO HA to Fox's Uthrow-Uair, because I can tell you think it's just as bad. Based on the date you joined, I can tell you're a player who joined because of Smash 4 who doesn't know as much about the other games as you think you do. If I'm wrong, forgive me, it just seems that way. Either way, this was a stupid thread to make, because the joke is stupid. Also, you didn't have to tell us it was a joke, it's pretty clear that it is.

 

[kingPiano]

Well First of all a joke has to be funny to be.....a joke.

Second it's pretty much categorically spam since it doesn't really do anything productive for the Melee section or promote non-trolololling discussion even IF you consider this to the funniest joke thread you've ever made in your lifetime.

Third......Shaya will smite thee

5rd - Your analogies and Kappa grammar need work, I suggest SAT study guides.



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[pershona]

What are you even trying yo achieve with this topic?

 

[Xyzz]

Well First of all a joke has to be funny to be.....a joke.

What is not funny to you might be hilarious to him and vice versa; humor is incredibly subjectiv.

 

[kingPiano]

What is not funny to you might be hilarious to him and vice versa; humor is incredibly subjectiv.

Woah, you literally just blew my mind. I thought humor was objective.

We have such wise people on this site, I learn much.

 

[Teran]

Hey that's cute OP but you shouldn't try so hard.

 

[DaRedMage]

Hey that's cute OP but you shouldn't try so hard.

Senpai-Chan, you noticed me........

 

[EPsilon933]

I read the comments before reading the OP and learned to expect something bad

It was worse than I expected

 

[DaRedMage]

I realize you're trying to prove a point by joking, but you make yourself look kind of stupid. Don't compare the HOO HA to Fox's Uthrow-Uair, because I can tell you think it's just as bad. Based on the date you joined, I can tell you're a player who joined because of Smash 4 who doesn't know as much about the other games as you think you do. If I'm wrong, forgive me, it just seems that way. Either way, this was a stupid thread to make, because the joke is stupid. Also, you didn't have to tell us it was a joke, it's pretty clear that it is.

How is Fox's Up-Throw combo different to Diddy's Hoo Ha? They're both throws that kill with an up air and are a big part of their play-style. Just because I joined because of Smash 4, doesn't mean I don't know about other games. Humor is subjective. And the reason why I put that out there is because of I've gotten spam infraction for jokes in the past. So I tried to make it clear that it was a joke and I didn't mean anything so that Shaya wouldn't give me a spam infraction again.

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[DaRedMage]

Well First of all a joke has to be funny to be.....a joke.

Second it's pretty much categorically spam since it doesn't really do anything productive for the Melee section or promote non-trolololling discussion even IF you consider this to the funniest joke thread you've ever made in your lifetime.

Third......Shaya will smite thee

5rd - Your analogies and Kappa grammar need work, I suggest SAT study guides.



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Humor is subjective. rry abot mah gramereye premise knot 2 do it aain

 

[Xyzz]

Woah, you literally just blew my mind. I thought humor was objective.

We have such wise people on this site, I learn much.

And I thought people who realized as much wouldn't make statements like that about jokes.

 

[kingPiano]

Oh a double post....

This guy is a real try-hard

Looks like our admins may have met their arch nemesis muhuahuahaa

RELEASE THE HOUNDS!

 

[Massive]