melee haiku thread

[crush]

Alright so this is the thread where you can post your melee related haiku's in.
ill start off with one I made roughly 15 minutes ago

Fox is pretty cool
Guy eh shines and doesn't a
fraid of anything

 

[Pi]

Damn, now crush is back
once more smashboards will be spammed
some mod please ban him

 

[crush]

Damn, now crush is back
once more smashboards will be spammed
some mod please ban him

3 is a scrubby
Scrub and lil dysfunctional
He hates crush? Mad lame.

 

[Teczer0]

What is this?

And how did I miss it?