Melee Conversations with Burnt~Ramen

[Theftz22]

2/17/13

"Anyone who gets hit by Peach's downsmash is a noob. So everybody in the world is a noob so it doesn't matter if I'm a noob."

"Do you respect me?" -br
"No." -me
"Why would you say that?"
"Why would you ask me if you didn't want me to answer?
"I thought you would lie to me, I would rather be lied to than told the truth."

"I could JV5 stock Hungrybox with my eyes closed."

"You know that closing your eyes while playing is banned from tournaments?" -me
"Oh yeah because it makes you better." -br
"It's called the 5-second blink rule." -me
"Yeah that's why they show the faces of the players in apex videos." -jason
"Ohhh that's right." -br

 

[pokemongeof]

2/17/13

"Anyone who gets hit by Peach's downsmash is a noob. So everybody in the world is a noob so it doesn't matter if I'm a noob."

"Do you respect me?" -br
"No." -me
"Why would you say that?"
"Why would you ask me if you didn't want me to answer?
"I thought you would lie to me, I would rather be lied to than told the truth."

"I could JV5 stock Hungrybox with my eyes closed."

"You know that closing your eyes while playing is banned from tournaments?" -me
"Oh yeah because it makes you better." -br
"It's called the 5-second blink rule." -me
"Yeah that's why they show the faces of the players in apex videos." -jason
"Ohhh that's right." -br

XD XD XD Those are hilarious! I didn't know that closing your eyes was banned!

 

[standardtoaster]

this seems more appropriate for the social thread

 

[Xyzz]

No wai, this is completely relevant and important business!

Who is this burnt ramen guy anyways? :D

 

[Theftz22]

Burnt Ramen is an attention-***** who is texting me to post about him. Also, he once burnt Ramen. Yes, the soup. The thing that you literally can't fail to make. He forgot to put water in. Then he put it in the toaster. He toasted the powder on top of dry noodles. And then he put water in and toasted it again. Then he ate half a bowl of burnt sodium powder before saying it was the worst thing he ever tasted.

 

[Xyzz]

I thought that Ramen thing would be a joke like that scene where Homer of the Simpsons ends up setting his cornflakes on fire.
Seriously, i can manage Ramen (admittedly, I can actually manage some of the easy things like noodles with some simple sauce :D)... and my diet pretty much consists of (whole grain) bread with stuff on it, cereals and fruits / veggies, just to avoid cooking :D

 

[choknater]

true story

i realized that i can wobble better when i close my eyes momentarily to start it off. i close my eyes to imagine the dreamland music, or to try to listen to it playing in the room, because the beat helps me wobble. i applied it in tournament yesterday and made a 3 stock comeback vs bob$.