Mean Green Mother From Super Smash (Little Shop of Horrors parody to celebrate Piranha Plant)

[JoyStar]

With all the Little Shop of Horrors/Audrey II comparisons I saw people making when Piranha Plant was announced for Ultimate, I thought I'd make a parody of Mean Green Mother From Outer Space, from Piranha Plant's perspective. I'll probably cover it eventually but I wanted to share the lyrics:

Smashers, wait a minute.
Don't quit this Direct
Thought the roster's finished?
We're not done here yet!

When the Mushroom Kingdom
Appeared on the screen
Some expected Geno
But ya weren't expectin' me!

You're not facin' the obstacle
That'cha knew before
You're not stompin' me down for coins
No, not anymore!

Thought you're facin' a garden plant?
That ain't gonna fly!
Got a party to crash, 'cause now I'm in Smash
All thanks to Sakurai!

Just you wait!
I'm just a mean green mother from Super Smash
and I'm bad.
(Mean, green, bad!)
I'm just a mean green mother from Super Smash
and it looks like you been had.
I'm just a mean green mother from Super Smash,
I'm a fighter now, got a game to crash!
'Cause I'm mean and green
And I am bad.

Wanna have your Grinch leak?
You wanna think it's real?
The Box Theory was right (Ha-Ha!)
Now how do ya feel?
Since the 8-bit era
You stomped on my head
This plant's no pushover
'Cause I'm stompin' yours instead!

Ya don't know what you're dealin' with.
No, you never did.
This new fighter's pipin' up
Tough luck to you, Assists!

This Piranha won't sleep tonight,
Here's my new lullaby
You may have your bark
But I've got my bite
And I'll send ya to the sky!

Watch me now!
I'm just a mean green mother from Super Smash
And I'm bad.
(Mean, green, bad!)
I'm just a mean green mother, makin' a splash
I'm your new roster comrade!
I'm just a mean green mother from Super Smash,
During Sudden Death, you'll all turn to ash
I'm mean and green,
And I am bad.

Don't you talk to me about Donkey Kong.
You think he's high-tier? Well, you're thinkin' wrong.
Don't talk to me about Mario.
That plumber's done stealing my show!

You know I'm not base, but I'm DLC
I'm not part of Story Mode casualties
You can keep Spirits
Keep World of Light
I'll still win the Ultimate fight!

I got garden style, chompin' moves.
Got my Warp Pipe, and I think that proves,
Ya better step aside, defeat calls!
Prepare to be pummeled by my spike balls!

Here I come!
I'm just a mean green mother from Super Smash
Soon you'll see!
(Soon you'll see!)
I'm just a mean green mother, who's gonna thrash
Both the base and DLC!
I'm just a mean green mother from Super Smash
You can't be saved with Melee's wavedash
I'm mean and green.
(Mean green mother from Super Smash.)
I'm mean and green.
(Mean green mother from Super Smash.)
I'm mean and green.
(Mean green mother from Super Smash.)
(Mean green mother from Super Smash)
And I...am...bad!

 

[Divine Rose]

Haha, yes! I appreciate this. So much.

10/10 reference.