Man, What a Bunch a Jokers! Jokes Discussion

[Swagmaster]

Jokes, puns, riddles, knock knock jokes, etc.

I love them, and am always down for hearing more. If you've got any you think are good, post them.

How do you keep your phone from breaking when you drop it?

Put it in airplane mode

 

[E-Mann]

What do you call ****ty videos on YouTube?

YouTube Poops.

 

[Yashichi]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

I lost you there.
Aside the point, I'm gonna go to to the beach, so SEA you later!

 

[Pachinkosam]

Knock Knock Who's there? Pecan! Pecan who? Pecan somebody your own size!

 

[Swagmaster]

What do you call a sore loser in Smash, but only in July?

A somersault

 

[zaiman12345]

What do you call a bandana that smells like bananas?





A Bananadana

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

What do you call a bandana that smells like bananas?





A Bananadana

Will it PEEL out?

 

[Hunybear]

Zelda's new style is pretty... shiek

 

[Swagmaster]

If you drink drinks, why can't you food food?

 

[dimensionsword64]

A cow walked into a bar. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve cows here,". The cow says, "That's udderly ridiculous!"
Yes, I know, I'm a horrible person.

 

[Hunybear]

Samus: Falcon's SOOOO nice and polite <3 Peach: Yes he's quite the gentleman

 

[dimensionsword64]

Samus: Falcon's SOOOO nice and polite <3 Peach: Yes he's quite the gentleman

I don't really get it. Mind explaining?

 

[littleuniverse]

What's black and white, black and white, black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill.

What's black and white and laughing?

The penguin that pushed him.

 

[Hunybear]

I don't really get it. Mind explaining?

When falcon dose his 3 hit jab but not the rapid jab at the end it's called the gentalman. It's the name of one of his moves

 

[Swagmaster]

Captain Falcon: Falco!
Falco: What?
Captain Falcon: NPUNCH!!!

 

[ELITEWarri0r115]

There's this palm reader company in my town, and they shut down. I wonder if they Foresaw THAT coming.

 

[Spak]

What did the Koala family say to the barber after getting their haircuts?

Eucalyptus
(If you still don't get it, sound it out with the second and third vowel together)

 

[Swagmaster]

What's black, white, and red all over?

Shadow the Hedgehog

(If you were expecting something else, look at the spelling of "red")