Make your Mii's Trophy Descriptions

[SonicMario]

While I'm sure this won't be a feature in Smash 4 whatsoever. How about we have some fun thinking up if we could make trophy descriptions for each of the Mii's you plan on playing most as in Smash 4.

You don't have to make them about the Mii's that look like you, your family, or your friends as that might be rather personal information. But say you have celebrity or fictional character Mii's to make trophy descriptions for. I'll provide an example.

Mii Name: Mii Gunner (Mii looks just like the default Mii Gunner on the Website)

Description: A resident of Smash Bay Island, The Mii Gunner lives a relaxing life when not fighting on the battlefields of Smash. And even found a loving husband by the name of Waluigi. She is also best friends with longtime Smash veteran Ness. When the other islanders describe her personality, she's described as an "outgoing leader". She no doubt commands the respect of others with her trusty arm cannon skills.

(And yes, this is all related to my Tomodachi Life Mii Gunner. If it sucks for a description, sorry. But it's just an example)

 

[Booster]

Note that these trophy descriptions are for fun, don't criticize

Hank Hill (Brawler)

Hank Rutherford Hill, also known as Hank Hill or Hank, is Assistant Manager of Strickland Propane. He is an abusive father thanks to how he was raised by his abusive father Cotton Hill. When Hank Hill gets mad his power doubles and he is able to unleash his Final Smash *Insert Brawler Final Smash name here*. He is married to Peggy Hill and has a son named Bobby.
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Super Saiyan Hank Hill (Brawler and yes I'm making this a thing)

When Lord Cotton killed Bobby with his extreme punishment of mowing the yard with a pair of hair cut scissors, Hank Hill was pushed too far and discovered his Super Form. He gets Blue Eyes, Blond Spiky Hair and is able to throw Cotton down the entire Empire World Building which is a 5,000,000 floor building
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Shrek (Brawler)

Shrek is an ogre from the swamp who was looking for his Happily Ever After and found it over the course of 4 quests and some Holiday mishaps. He defeated many different villains, Lord Farquaad, Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming, Rumpelstiltskin and even Jack and Jill, to name a few villains. His best friend is an ass named Donkey and he is a Donkey not an ass.
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Goku (Brawler)

Goku is the world's most powerful Warrior, he has defeated 100's of villains including Frieza and Majin Buu. Enough said.
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The Angry Video Game Nerd (Brawler)

He's gonna take you back to the past
to play the ****ty games that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo
take a diarrhea dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard.
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd.
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd.

Super Angry Video Game Nerd (Gunner)

AVGN is rarely seen in this form. He is armed with a Super Scope and some of the ****tiest Video Game Accessories of all time such as Roll N Rocker. He has used this form twice, to defeat Super Mario Bros 3/Satan and to defeat the ****ty NES accessory R.O.B.

 

[Brickbuild101]

OmegaStar (My Mii, Swordfighter)

"The young self-proclaimed "OmegaStar" of So Miity Island who adventures throughout the many universes with his Luma, who "TRANS-FOOOOORM"s into his Stardust Slicer with enough Star Bits. Frogs are his favorite animal. Stars are his favorite anything."

 

[Saikyoshi]

Someone stop me, I'm having too much fun with this.

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Pilcrow (My Animal Crossing avatar, though he looks nothing like me)

Spoiler

One of the strange aquatic birdlike race known as the Bekesta, who has come to Earth through unknown means and has set up camp as the mayor of a small town. He's generally apathetic, but he gets the job done well and fairly, and nobody questions his motives.

APPEARANCES:
• Animal Crossing: New Leaf (3DS)

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Kestega (My book character)

Spoiler

A young, nervous bekesta who was forced into being King of the Land-Dwellers' continent as the only heir after the last king was assassinated by an enemy agent. He has no combat experience or leadership skills, only guilt for his inability to deal with his peoples' civil war. That said, years of struggle and unrest eventually force him into maturity and he proves to be a strong, righteous ruler in the end.

APPEARANCES:
• Future Release

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Besca (Also from my book)

Spoiler

One of the lost nation of Sea-dwelling bekesta, which has spent countless years in hiding developing a monstrous amount of physical strength. She is a cold, aging mercenary who ruthlessly murdered the Land king and, by extension, started the war. However, she begins to see a pattern in her employer and joins the resistance to find out what's really happening. To say that she and Kestega don't easily cooperate would be an understatement.

APPEARANCES:
• Future Release

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Tasca (Also from my book)

Spoiler

A cheerful Sky Dweller bekesta who is an accomplished student and was a scout for the Land Dwellers' spy network when the war began. Like the other Sky Dwellers, she's been trained with a series of nerve implants known as a Network Star to develop psychic abilities. She is currently having some issues regarding her identity, however.

APPEARANCES:
• Future Release

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Hercule (Dragon Ball Z)
(Warning: Actual spoilers)

Spoiler

The World Martial Arts Champion and one of the strongest humans alive. The people turned to him for help after the android Cell began a tournament of his own, and he was defeated effortlessly. However, he took credit for Son Gohan's eventual victory and lived a life of cowardice, knowing he would never be able to stand up to the mysterious abilities of the Saiyans. He has a good heart, though, and his charisma proved to be a vital tool in vanquishing the monster Majin Buu.

APPEARANCES:
• Dragon Ball Z: Budokai (GameCube)
• Dragon Ball Z: Buu's Fury (GBA)

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The Player (Retro City Rampage)

Spoiler

A lowly henchman who came across a time machine, determined to make a name for himself as the greatest supercriminal who ever lived. He has a nearly unlimited sense of resourcefulness and a stash of weapons almost as impressive, which he used to singlehandedly raise the crime rate in the already wretched hive of Theftropolis by several magnitudes.

APPEARANCES:
• Retro City Rampage (Wii)
• Retro City Rampage DX (3DS)

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PaRappa the Rapper

Spoiler

A young, eternally optimistic musician who can get his way out of any problem by believing he can. His freestyling abilities have made him an impressive martial artist, saved the world from a maniacal dictator, and even cheated death. His determination was instrumental in helping to defend the multiverse against the godlike Polygon Man.

APPEARANCES:
• PaRappa the Rapper
• PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale

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King Harkinian (Zelda CD-I)

Spoiler

The king of Hyrule, during a time when Ganondorf was largely recovering. He still found himself captured by dark forces, however, when he was betrayed by his own cousin, Duke Onkled of Gamelon. He is a cheerful but fair ruler and considers Link to be like one of his own children.

APPEARANCES:
•Link: The Faces of Evil
•The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker (GameCube)

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Weegee

Spoiler

An unknown entity who appears to be a pale copy of Luigi. He possesses many of the original's abilities, and his unblinking state is known to cause unease in anyone he faces. His true origins and motives, along with the extent of his power, can only be guessed.

APPEARANCES:
• Mario is Missing! (SNES)
• Super Smash Bros. Crusade

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Dan Hibiki (Street Fighter)

Spoiler

An arrogant wannabe martial artist who relentlessly thirsts for revenge after his father was killed in a death match against Sagat. He was once a fellow student of Gouken's with Ryu and Ken, but was kicked out once his true desires were discovered. He used his incomplete understanding of Shotokan Karate and Muay Thai to form the Saikyo-Ryū school of Martial Arts, which only has one student who has already surpassed him.

APPEARANCES:
• Street Fighter Alpha
• Super Street Fighter IV (3DS)

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Bigley (Miiverse)

Spoiler

Supposed to be one of Ridley's engineered clones, this unit was a product of early research and was abandoned due to never being able to entirely grow past its cutesy infant stage. It cannot fly, but still possesses unmistakeable agility and an imposing, if humorous, stature.

APPEARANCES:
• Metroid: Other M (Wii)

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MISSINGNO. Ghost Forme (Pokémon Red/Blue)

Spoiler

A primal species of Pokémon, the abilities of which were never fully studied before it was driven extinct by the destruction of Cinnabar Island. It was said to be able to immediately take an imperfect likeness of any opponent it faced, down to the attacks it was able to learn, and create unpredictable effects on its surroundings.

APPEARANCES:
• Pokémon Red and Blue Version (GB)
• Super Smash Flash 2

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Doraemon

Spoiler

A robotic cat sent back one hundred years into the past to prevent fourth-grader Nobita Nobi from becoming a failure. He has a number of devices that he pulls from a Fourth-Dimensional Gadget Pocket to get him out of any situation, though being isolated from his time period and needing repairs, their use always has unintended results.

APPEARANCES:
•Doraemon Arcadia 2001 (Japan Only)
•Doraemon (Japan Only) (NES)

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Coco (Animal Crossing)

Spoiler

One of the many animals that can move into town for Villager to interact with. She is a rabbit who strongly resembles the Gyroid statues throughout town, and despite her alarming appearance, is very practical-minded and reserved.

APPEARANCES:
• Animal Crossing (GameCube)
• Animal Crossing: New Leaf (3DS)

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Charlie Brown

Spoiler

An ordinary kid who is always in the wrong place at the wrong time, trying his best to succeed but always being held back by some unforeseen shortcoming. He is a decent athlete but, considering the abuse he takes from his neighbor Lucy Van Pelt and his dog Snoopy, it comes as no surprise that he's a little world-weary.

APPEARANCES:
• Snoopy Tennis (Game & Watch)

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Lucy Van Pelt

Spoiler

A girl who takes great pride in her accomplishments while conveniently ignoring her flaws. She enjoys standing above everyone else, both through trickery and insults along with having genuine leadership traits. She possesses similar physical abilities to Charlie Brown, but lacks the focus to use them and is somewhat more reckless.

APPEARANCES:
• Snoopy Tennis (Game & Watch)

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Chowder

Spoiler

The scatterbrained, immature apprentice of the legendary chef Mung Daal. He always puts his stomach first and common sense last, which always leads to trouble, be it merely in the kitchen or on the scale of a multiversal disaster. He has some instinct for working under pressure, though, as he demonstrated after his home world was leveled by the alien Vilgax.

APPEARANCES:
• Chowder (Wii)
• Cartoon Network: Punch Time Explosion (3DS)

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Rusty Slugger (Rusty's Real Deal Baseball)

Spoiler

A washed-up, retired professional baseball player, now focused on running a sporting goods store and trying to repair his estranged marriage. He has very poor business sense and can easily be bribed into a large discount with a gift or a donut.

APPEARANCES:
• Rusty's Real Deal Baseball (3DS)

 

[Booster]

Super Saiyan 3 Goku

This is one of Goku's most powerful forms. He only takes this form to defeat his strongest foes. He loses his eyebrows in this form making his forehead look bigger.

Terminator (Arnold Form) (Brawler and Gunner)

This is a T800 Terminator, simply known as Terminator. It has defeated other Terminators that are suppose to be more powerful then it's model and has even fought Robocop a few times. This is the T800 with it's "Skin" on.

Chibi Sebastian/Black Butler (Brawler)

This is Sebastian's clone. It isn't as strong as regular Sebastian, but it is much quicker and cuter. Chibi Sebastian is popular among female Otaku.

Booster/Manny (Brawler)

Frequently called a troll by members and staff members, Booster (Birth Name Manning, just Manny), he is simply misunderstood. Booster Prime created a clone of himself to use in Smash Bros simply to beat the **** out of Sonic the Hedgehog and Wii Fit Trainer, his dream since 2003 when the Sonic Cycle began

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

This is pouring salt on the wound here guys.

WITH MY ACTUAL 3DS HERE! I will exclude personal ones tho.

Spoiler: Kool Aid Man

Kool-Aid Man is a odd pitcher of his drink. Unfortunately, he is only participating in this tournament to pay for the damage he has done to hundreds of walls scattered across the globe.

Spoiler: Santa Claus

The mysterious Old St. Nick has come just in time to give these fighters a kick. He uses his fist, so let him win and you won't end up on his naughty list.

Spoiler: Brian Griffin

A funny dog who originates from the Family Guy series. This dog can do a lot of things, but is mostly frowned upon for his works. He has traveled through time and has somehow ended up on the battlefield unknown.

Spoiler: Shaggy

A Mystery Incorpated teenager who travels around in the Mystery Van to slove mysteries everywhere and has even helped out the WWE. He uses the Samurai Sword to fight.

Spoiler: Miss Piggy

A Muppet who is in love with Kermit the Frog and is a self proclaimed diva. After the Muppets disbanded she became a fashion designer.

I don't feel like doing anymore.

 

[Booster]

I love this, I have some based on horror movie villain miis, with guest appearance by Slender Man.

Jason Voorhees (Swordfighter, to emulate Machete)

Jason Voorhees drowned at his camp and his mother avenged him for the most part. After his mother was decapitated in the first movie, Jason Voorhees was revealed to be alive and he avenged his mother. Jason has survived numerous attempts on his life and went on a killing spree in Manhattan, Hell and he even survived being cryogenic-ally frozen and wreaked havoc on a space colony. He also fought Freddy Krueger and decapitated him.

Freddy Krueger (Any since he can become whatever he wants, Swordfighter unlikely)

Freddy Krueger is a magical being trapped in Hell. Despite being trapped in Hell he has enough magic power to manifest himself in the dreams of children and kill them through their dreams. Freddy Krueger appears to have no skin and he can turn into whatever he wants, even manipulating Jason Voorhees into thinking he was Jason's mother. Despite this, Jason figured out Freddy Krueger was tricking him and he killed him.

The Shape (Swordfighter, to emulate his knife)

The Shape (Birth name Michael Myers) is an escaped mental patient who murdered his sister in 1963. Michael Myers is one of the toughest and most menacing horror movie villains, surviving 6 gun shots, being engulfed in flames, being shot again and falling down a mine shaft and many more supposed deaths before being electrocuted to death for good (Really?).

Slender Man (Brawler)

Slender Man (Commonly called Slender) is an unnaturally tall, thin humanoid who has no facial features aside from a nose and has tentacles for arms. He primarily stalks the forests looking for children to eat and he can even teleport. He has been rumored to be sighted in said forests and has even inspired children in a very bad way to do very bad things so they can meet him (I'm not describing that **** get out of here)

Ghostface (Swordfighter, to emulate knives)

Ghostface is a title passed on from certain killers to other killers, but each Ghostface is human. Despite being human they have high levels of physical strength, unnatural stealth skills and can endure intense amounts of pain before dying. Ghostfaces wear a black hood and a screaming ghost mask and the objectives for each Ghostface vary, whether it's to become popular, frame people for murders and even peer pressure.

 

[Yakko93]

Tony Soprano (Gunner)

Anthony "Tony" Soprano is an Italian Mobster who hails from New Jersey. He is the street boss of the Soprano Crime Family. Tony joined the mafia due to his father John Francis "Johnny Boy" Soprano's service in the Mob. His undercover job is Waste Management. Tony also recives theraphy. The reason Tony came to Smash Bros is due to him hearing about some "Nintendo thing" from his son AJ and Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri. He also has some unfinished buisness to settle with the Mario Bros.

Coming soon: Ray Donovan, Dexter Morgan, David from Independence Day, Spock, Bear from Bear in the Big Blue House and Forest Gump.

 

[Booster]

Just a couple more

Baby T800 (Brawler

Baby T800 originated in a Robot Chicken skit as a last resort from Skynet.

Jesus ****ing Christ (Brawler)

Jesus ****ing Christ (Jesus for short) is the supposed Lord and Savior of the world. There is very little evidence he actually exists aside from religious art. Jesus ****ing Christ can walk on water, turn water into wine. Though not as powerful as Slender Man, Jesus has a few tricks up his sleeve

Nostalgia Critic (Gunner)

Nostalgia Critic (AKA Doug Walker or NC) is one of the most popular internet critics for his wit and ability to rip apart bad movies and Miyazaki's Ponyo. Nostalgia Critic's weapon of choice is a magic pistol that can destroy an entire castle with one shot, but to keep it fair in Smash he only gets a Laser Cannon. His ingame Rival is AVGN.


Hyrule Warriors Ganondorf (Swordfighter)

This is an incarnation of Ganondorf who has become somewhat of a rising star in the gaming community. He wields two giant swords and has lovely long hair that makes the ******* jealous and guys want to make Loreal jokes.


9th Doctor/Christopher Eccleston (Swordfighter, based on the episode where Doctor Who used a sword)

9th Doctor (Played by Christopher Eccleston) is the 9th Incarnation of the mysterious Doctor Who. He is popular among fans for amazing acting ability and being a strong protagonist, though he isn't as popular as the 10th Doctor. 9th Doctor was only around for one season. (Presumably since the 10th Doctor can use a sword, I would assume 9th Doctor can use one too)

I have many more Miis but I can't come up with a creative trophy

 

[mini paincakes]

Solid Snake (Gunner)

A former member of FOXHOUND with an IQ of 180 and mastery of six languages. He's an infiltration specialist whose ability to carry out missions under any conditions has made him a legend. He's saved the world three times from the threat of bipedal, nuclear-armed mechs called Metal Gear. Currently he's working with the anti-Metal Gear group known as Philanthropy

• Metal Gear Solid
• Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes

Hey, we have to be ready if Snake doesn't come back.

 

[SS-bros14]

My Mii, Caleb:

"Wielding a sword, arm cannon, and some other stuff you shouldn't trust him with, it's the mighty Mii fighter Caleb! He's funny, smart, awesome, (insert more egotistical stuff here), and will KO you on just about every stage!'

 

[BriefCasey795]

I'm gonna do one of myself because why not? Also, some of the stuff comes from my Tomodachi Life game, and this is my first time doing this sort of thing, so don't judge me. XP

Casey

Spoiler

A teenage male Mii who hails from Cherry Hat Island. He's calm, collected, and easygoing when he's content, but if angered, he becomes pretty fierce in terms of attitude, and if he has to fight, he fights at a take no prisoners level. Being the rather tall guy he is, he moves pretty fast, and also packs quite a punch when using his fists to attack. However, he can tire out rather quickly, given that he doesn't have a very high stamina, so he uses his strength with caution. Also, he prefers to fight mostly with his fists rather than his feet, which is probably why his fist attacks hit harder than his feet. He also tends to put some strategy into his attacks, so he can keep at it with his movements for as much as he can.

I would probably update this once I get to see the Brawler final smash. :/

 

[Booster]

Finn the Human (Swordfighter)

Finn the Human is the last remaining human in the land of Ooo. Onscreen he is usually fantasizing himself as a powerful warrior, but he's about 99% less effective at combat then he thinks he is. None the less, he though Super Smash Bros for 3DS and Wii U would be perfect to test his "abilities", unfortunately the executives behind the Smash Tournament thought his Demon Blood Sword would be too strong so they gave him a standard fencer's sword.


Robotnik/Pingas (Brawler)

Dr. Ivo Robotnik is a short fat man with an epic mustache, but his great mustache comes with a great cost: He has no hair and no eyebrows. Still, Robotnik created a number of internet memes, his most popular being "SnooPINGAS usual I see", commonly called Pingas. Robotnik figured it was time to come out of retirement and try Smash out. There he met his most hated Nemesis, Sonic the Hedgehog, but teamed up with two other variations of Robotnik.

Sonic 06 Eggman (Brawler)

Sonic 06 Eggman is a version of Eggman created by Sega when they were clinically depressed and smoking crack. This Eggman unlike every other iteration of Eggman was a really tall, Fatman with pale skin, wrinkles and creepy blue eyes. Like Robotnik, he has an epic mustache but has no hair or eyebrows and since he was made to look like a real human, he looks unnatural and creepy.


Sonic Adventure Eggman (Brawler)

Sonic Adventure Eggman is the iteration of Eggman that has been used in every Sonic game since Sonic Adventure (With the exception of Sonic 06) and while not as menacing/funny as Robotnik and nowhere near as Creepy as Sonic 06 Eggman, he still has his own tricks and potential in the world of Smash. Did I mention he has an epic mustache?


Cotton Hill (Brawler)

Cotton Hill is Hank Hill's incredibly abusive father and is responsible for making Hank Hill into the abusive dad he is today. He lost his shins in World War 2 along with his friend Fatty. Cotton Hill assumes all women are prostitutes. Cotton Hill died after an allergic reaction to shrimp, but for Smash he came back from Hell so he could raise hell for this particular Smash having too many female characters.


Count Chocula (Brawler)

Count Chocula is a Chocolate Cereal Vampire. Rather then drink blood he drinks chocolate and somehow doesn't get fatter or have rotting teeth. His best friends are Booberry, Frute Brute, Yummy Mummy and Frankenberry. They all use to live together until Aids was discovered in the 80's and they feared for their lives.

 

[Brickbuild101]

Who should I do first? Honey Boo Boo, Sweet Brown, Fat Princess, or Johnny Bravo?

 

[Booster]

Who should I do first? Honey Boo Boo, Sweet Brown, Fat Princess, or Johnny Bravo?

Johnny Bravo

 

[Saikyoshi]

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Alebrije (Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition)

Spoiler

A strange beast from the Underworld and the personal pet of the evil Carlos Calacas, one that was the size of a house and able to crush anything with a single touch. It was killed when legendary luchador Juan Aguacate tricked it into falling into a lava pit. This is the form it takes after its spirit fuses with Juan, should he choose to do so - it possesses all of its original power, but no longer having a corporeal body makes it rather fragile.

APPEARANCES:
• Guacamelee! Super Turbo Championship Edition (Wii U)

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Fox's Lookalike

Spoiler

Miis are often born with the likeness of a person in another reality. This one was born with the traits of Fox McCloud. Like the original, he shows endless dedication to a given task and has a remarkable sense of leadership. Less like the original, he is very happy-go-lucky and tends to act like a puppy.

APPEARANCES:
• Tomodachi Life (3DS)

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Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Spoiler

A self-righteous judge who, while claiming he does work in the name of good, is in denial of the wickedness of his actions, which include killing a traveling woman and raising her infant child, Quasimodo, in total captivity. He began to doubt himself after the gypsy Esmeralda caught his attention, and eventually embraced his dark side, which lead to his own downfall. In Kingdom Hearts 3D, he summoned a heartless called a Wargoyle to pass judgement on Sora and his allies.

APPEARANCES:
• The Hunchback of Notre Dame: Topsy Turvy Games (GB)
• Kingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop Distance (3DS)

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Super Saiyan 5 Frollo (The Frollo Show)

Spoiler

Frollo managed to escape Hell by getting on Hades' good side, though not necessarily with his sanity intact, and he began to behave like a child. Being functionally reset, he is now able to perform genuinely noble deeds, though he still lapses from time to time, leading him to be outcast and outmatched. This is the form he takes when pushed to his absolute limits, suggesting that his heritage may not be entirely human.

APPEARANCES:
• N/A

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Gaston (Beauty and the Beast)

Spoiler

A selfish and loud hunter, who is adored by all. Almost. The object of his affections, and he does consider her an object, Belle, is the only one who ignores him, which he and his ego do not take lightly, and when she falls in love with a monstrous beast over him, he begins to panic and resorts to very underhanded measures.

APPEARANCES:
• Beauty and the Beast (SNES)

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Wilford Brimley (The Frollo Show)
(Warning: Actual spoilers)

Spoiler

The real Wilford Brimley is an actor who works to raise awareness of Type 2 Diabetes and its associated problems. This is not him. This is an entity of unknown origin who has taken on his likeness, a power broker with the motivation and the ability to play every living being on Earth as a pawn. After absorbing the sorrows of a young, mysterious girl named Madotsuki, he has truly become a threat.

APPEARANCES:
• Unknown

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[Brickbuild101]

Johnny Bravo (Brawler)

"A big dumb beefcake man who lives with his mama in the suburbs. Johnny is constantly trying to hit with the ladies, always ending in comedic failure. His search for a soul mate has taken extreme unlimits, such as becoming the superhero Bravoman, boarding the easily sinkable S.S. Moronic, and other things I don't remember. Dat hair!"

• Johnny Bravo (TV)
• Cartoon Network Punch Time Explosion XL (Multiplat)

Sweet Brown (Brawler)

"Kimberly "Sweet Brown" Wilkens woke up to go get her a cold pop, then she thought somebody was barbecueing. She said "Oh, Lord Jesus, it's a fire!". Then she ran out, she didn't get no shoes or nothing, Jesus! She was RAN for her life! Then the smoke got her, she got bronchitis! ...Ain't nobody got time for that!™"

• YouTube (Pretty much everything these days.)

 

[Booster]

Etna (Disgaea, Swordfighter)

Etna is a Demon from Hell from the somewhat popular series Disgaea. She is a fan favorite among NIS fans for her extremely lewd behavior which anime perverts like, not to mention she's funny in a mean spirited way. She is pretty powerful in Disgaea and can wield a number of weapons, it's not uncommon for her to fight Barehanded either, but she chose to wield in this iteration of Smash. Her most distinguishing feature are her boobs, of which she has none and jokes are often made about her flat chest at her expense.

Cool Spot (Brawler)

Cool Spot is an incredibly ****ty mascot created in 1987 to promote the gross tasting drink known as 7-Up. He got several unsuccessful videos and was discontinued as a mascot eventually. His known powers are pandering to stereotypical 90's kids where Sunglasses and "Cool" Sneakers were cool and jumping. He was forgotten by most humans in time, like he never existed, but one person brought him back from the Hall of Obscure Mascot characters so he could fight in Smash. Why? For ****s and giggles.

 

[Brickbuild101]

Honey Boo Boo (Brawler)

"Alana "Honey Boo Boo Child" Thompson is your average redneck prepubescent beauty pagenter. ...OK, that's actually not very average at all. Originally made famous on the rather horrid reality show Toddlers & Tiaras, Honey Boo Boo lives in McIntire, GA, and has all sorts of adventurez and thingz. She gets her energy and fighting powers from her homemade drink, "Go-Go Juice". Her uncle's a total homo."

• Toddlers & Tiaras (TV)
• Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (TV)

Fat Princess (Swordfighter)

"Princess Plump of the Red Kingdom of the kingdom of Titania (Kingdomception!) commands an army of ****** people that wear hats, saving her expanding butt from kidnappings literally billions more times than Mario has to Peach. Upon defeating the godlike Polygon Man, she obtained ultimate PlayStation power, and presumably uses it to turn people into cake and levitate them into her mouth or something. Delish."

• Fat Princess (PS3)
• Fat Princess: Fistful of Cake (PSP)

Linkoo (Swordfighter)

"In an alternate timeline, Linkoo is the derpified counterpart of Link who goes around the lands to say "Excuse me, princess!" to every woman in a dress he sees, mainly Purnciss Zeldy of Hirool. He holds the Try4ss of Stupidity, necessary for annoying Demon King Ganondork to death to save you. Recently, he found out that Ganondork has been being a big meany to other realmz, so he and Zeldy have no choice but to venture out to other universes to go find him and save you and everything else. He can't wait to bomb some Dodongos! ...And by Dodongos, he means the rest of the roster. Linkoo can save yoo!!!!! ...I wonder what'll happen if they meet their canon counterpartz..."

• Miiverse

 

[Booster]

Trophy Descriptions: Aqua Teen Hunger Force edition (Comes with entries for all four of the main characters and wikipedia links for proof that these crazy things exist)

Frylock is a giant floating thing of magical french fries. He gets his powers from a jewel on his back that according to the show's mythos has the power of 1,000 Suns (This hasn't been demonstrated in the show's 13 year run and kickass movie). Frylock serves as a father figure to one of the other main characters named Meatwad (I guess that would make Master Shake the abusive mother). Frylock is actually anthropomorphic but prefers to hide his limbs for some reason. Frylock serves as the rational voice of reason and saves the other Aqua Teens on a weekly basis. Frylock and the other Aqua Teens use to be detectives but quit after 3 episodes. Despite him being an Aqua Teen, he has nothing to do with water and he's not a teenager. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frylock


Meatwad is a mutated wad of beef who can potentially shape shift into any form he wants, but due to him not having a brain (Making him "********"), he can only shape shift into an Igloo, a Hotdog and a Hand giving "the finger". Meatwad also multiplies whenever he cut into pieces. Meatwad is anthropomorphic, but chooses to just roll on the ground and keep his arms as part of his inner body. Meatwad has been known for pulling out a gun and make threats. Meatwad use to be a detective but retired after three episodes. Meatwad is 38 years old despite being called an Aqua Teen. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meatwad


Master Shake is an anthropomorphic Milkshake (Though his shake flavor is unclear). He is lazy, selfish and arrogant and at some points downright evil for no reason, such as when he kills kittens in the fifth episode (WHAT THE ****). Shake use to be a detective but quit after three episodes. Shake is also shown to be a talented cook, even owning an Alton Brown Sauce Pan. Shake goes out of his way to torment Meatwad, going as far as to commit suicide so he could become a ghost and haunt Meatwad and he also microwaved Meatwad's pet cat. (IMO he makes Cartman look nice, Cartman atleast protects cats in one episode of South Park, Shake kills them). Shake is 40 years old. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Shake


Carl Brutananadilewski, born in 1961, is a stereotype of men. He loves pornography and sports as his hobby, along with body building sometimes. Carl is often the victim of crazy **** Master Shake and Meatwad do, such as when Meatwad created a dog that constantly ***** Carl and Carl has even died several times in the show (Much like Kenny). Carl is quick to anger and is quite sarcastic. Unlike the other main characters, he is not an Aqua Teen, just a victim of the **** they do. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Brutananadilewski

 

[Booster]

More (CDI and Nintendo Cartoon Edition) Gay Luigi, CDI Mario, Morshu, The King, Gwonam, Dink Knoing and Mama Luigi.

Gay Luigi (Brawler)
Gay Luigi originated from the hilariously bad cutscenes in Hotel Mario. He is a total homosexual with a really gay voice. He is not very smart and he has a huge nose. He prefers to fight with his bare hands. There's not much to say about him other then that he's so gay his own brother calls him Gay Luigi. He has no character whatsoever. For some reason Gay Luigi dyed his hair light brown. His favorite food is Lotsa Spaghetti.

CDI Mario (Brawler)
CDI Mario (Also known as Hotel Mario) is the main protagonist of the hilariously bad Hotel Mario game on Phillips CDI. CDI Mario has a number of hilarious catchphrases and frequently breaks the 4th wall. Like Gay Luigi, Hotel Mario for some reason dyed his hair light brown. His favorite food is Toast made with Bowser's Sourpuss Bread (Not to be mistaken with Bowser's SourPussy Mail Order Prostitutes). CDI Mario is shown to be incredibly stupid, saying stupid stuff like "All Toasters toast Toast" no Mario, all Toasters toast BREAD. Unlike the real Mario, his talent is closing doors as opposed to jumping and using magic plants.

Morshu (Brawler)
Morshu is an obese shop owner who sell Lamp Oil, Rope and bombs, they're yours as long as you have enough rupees. Armed with dud bombs (Shotputs) and knowledge on Kung Fu, Morshu Bombs his way into battle. Morshu is known to be a rapist should people steal his items.

The King (CDI) (Brawler)
King Harkinian is an obese King of Hyrule. He is the father of Zelda and frequently likes to peep on her while she's nude. He is obsessed with Dinner and how he can help Gwonam. The King has served time in jail for breaking numerous laws, such as speeding, saying "**** you ******" to other drivers and being an overall menace to the land of Hyrule. The King once went on a killing spree with his weapon The Dinner Blaster.

Gwonam (Brawler)
Gwonam is a magic wizard obsessed with Link and the Faces of Evil. Gwonam's Magical Ability is unknown outside of he is able to fly with his magic carpet. Gwonam is presumably from India. Like Gay Luigi, he doesn't have any real character outside of saying 'SQUADALA" and talking about boring prophecies.

Dink Knoing (Brawler)
Dink Knoing is the real name of the CGI Donkey Kong from the Donkey Kong Cartoon. All he ever eats are bananas and foods with bananas. All he needs to live are bananas, he never needs to drink anything. He is incredibly ugly and poorly voice acted, but to the point where the voice acting is hilarious to listen to much like the CDI games. He is the future ruler of Kongo Bongo Island and is the big brother to CGI Diddy Kong. Dink Knoing's Ultimate Move is the Banana Slamma and it is also his catchphrase.

Mama Luigi (Brawler)
Mama Luigi is the Luigi from the three Mario cartoons. He is the mother of T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas simply known as Yoshi. Armed with his Stone Football (Shotputs) and knowledge on Martial Arts, Mama Luigi is devastating in battle when Mario isn't around, otherwise he is cowardly and screams alot.

 

[LeeYawshee]

Black Mario (Brawler)
Black Mario is from the Mushroom Kingdom and is the same Mario we all know and love... except his skin tone is different and his hair is full black instead of brown. Black Mario loves to do all of the things that his italian counterpart does, but he's louder about it. He's also very competitive and people seem to like him more. He once entered the "Someone like Mario but a little different..." contest and was in the top 25s. "Yo it's me, Mario!"

I was young when I made him.
No, he's not the Mario in my avatar.

 

[Saikyoshi]

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Chica (FNAF)

Spoiler

The backup singer of the Fazbear Band, a set of military-grade androids repurposed to entertain children - that's the body she takes. She was a human girl until she and four other children were shoved into the machinery and shredded alive by a corrupt night watchman in the mid-1980s. Since then, she has carried a deep hatred for the position as evidenced by her pained, human like groans just before she attacks the next unlucky sap who takes the job. Whether she's an extremely misguided protector of other children or a complete psychopath remains a mystery.

APPEARANCES:
• Five Nights at Freddy's

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Zero Suit Fox

Spoiler

A cute vixen and a talented mercenary who looks rather familiar. She is believed to have done work with the Galactic Federation, as indicated by her suit which carries similar technology and function to Samus's, but she is hardly ever seen outside of her aircraft. That said, she's quite a skilled pilot.

APPEARANCES:
• Unknown

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Cell Junior (DBZ)

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One of the bio-android Cell's seven offspring, spawned for the sole purpose of torturing Gohan's friends to make him angry. They contain almost all of their father's power and techniques, and treat their victims like a toy that's just begging to be broken. They were all killed at once when Gohan's latent power was unleashed.

APPEARANCES:
• Dragon Ball Z: Super Butōden 2 (Japan Only) (SNES)
• Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 (Wii)

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[Chaos15]

Madoka Kaname (???)

Spoiler

Madoka is an average girl, with an average family, with average grades, living an average life. Except for the part where she is a Magical Girl and hunts creatures known as "Witches" with her group of friends known as the Puella Magi Holy Quintet. She has a lot potential even if she won't admit it. During the day she goes to school and just goof around with her friends... wait something about this doesn't sounds right.

Homura Akemi (Gunner)

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A mysterious transfer student who Madoka saw in her dreams and who was death set on preventing Madoka from becoming a Magical Girl. Homura acts cold and distant towards everyones and has some sort of rivalry with Mami. But there might be more to her than meets the eye. Unlike her peers she prefers to use real fire arms and explosives instead of magical weapons. How she got her powers is a story for another time.

Sayaka Miki (Swordfighter)

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You expected some cute girl? Too bad! It was Sayaka-chan!. Sayaka it is the self-proclaimed ally of justice and protector of Mitakihara Town. Like you already figure out she has a strong sense of justice and believes in protecting her friends at all cost... most of the time. She is Madoka's childhood friend and despite her looks she knows a lot about classical music.

Kyoko Sakura (???)

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Confident, tough, rude, brash, abrasive, hot-headed, and hungry. This are some of the words you can use to describe Kyoko. A veteran Magical Girl that seems to have some sort of history with Mami and who is always eating something (mostly apples) but somehow doesn't gain a pound. It's almost as is the girl hasn't eaten a decent meal in years. Never waste food in front of her if you like breathing with your lungs.

Mami Tomoe (Gunner)

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Mami became a Magical Girl after making a contract with the creature known as Kyubey to save her life during a car accident. She is the big sister and mentor of the group and always has smile on her face even though she is not not as cheerful as she lets on. Despite her calm demeanor she is know to lose her head in battle.

Nagisa Momoe (???)

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A young Magical Girl who really, really, really like cheese. To the point that she might try to bite anything that resembles it. Nagisa is cheerful and adorable but it is easy to lose your head around her. She really needs to learn how the read the ambience.

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[Brickbuild101]

My OC, Aria (Gunner)

"Known by her title of "Lyrical Miracle", Aria is a DJ at the biggest club in the world, Funkopolis, and looks like some sort of Vocaloid wannabe. Usually fighting by (literally) dropping beats, for the Super Smash Bros. Interdimensionals she wields a custom arm cannon powered by the music in her headphones. Her parents don't know this, but whenever she's up in her room laughing uncontrollably, she's listening to sound samples of random people using the bathroom at Funkopolis. Don't ask how she got recordings of that."

 

[The Puffer]

Mii brawler, Reggie:

My body is ready!

 

[Saikyoshi]

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Ryuoh (Dragon King: The Fighting Game)

Spoiler

One of four faceless automatons borne from Master Hand's very first experiments. Its movements are precise and deadly, and the only thing it knows is how to fight. Extreme caution should be exercised around one.

APPEARANCES:

• Dragon King: The Fighting Game (N64)
• Super Smash Bros. (N64)

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Sebastian Tute (Wii Music)

Spoiler

He and the other Tutes lead a diminutive – even compared to the Miis – troupe of musicians that encourages participation. Although he enlists talents of all skill levels, and lacks thereof, he is an excellent musician himself and prides himself on his sense of fluid movement with an instrument.

APPEARANCES:

• Wii Music (Wii)

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[Lilfut]

Samson (Cho Aniki)
Samson comes from a surreal, faraway world, where he fights the forces of evil via his strength and the "Men's Beam" fired from the hole on his head. He, along with his "brother" Adon, first fought under the command of Benten and Idaten, but now have taken on lives of their own. He often works out and performs "bonding exercises" with Adon. Aren't they a bit close...?
APPEARANCES:

• Cho Aniki (PC Engine)
• Cho Aniki: Bakuretsu Ranto Hen (SNES)

 

[shogungari]

Eo Stonewall (Original Character)

Known for her impeccable defenses only matched by her short stature and heavy weight, Eo resides in a far away village. She forgoes her shield and plate armor in order to increase her speed, giving her a chance to survive. Oddly enough, the village she hails from seems to be fully aware of ingame stats, and thus she is quick to explain her own strengths and weaknesses using numbers. She's confused by what a video game is, however, and doesn't believe herself to be an imaginary character.

Appearances: ArePeaGee (Novel)

Trisha Hawke (Original Character)

Trisha is one of the heroes from her universe, where magic has only recently appeared (called Power by the residents of the world). She discovered her own Power just recently- the Power to ignore Powers. Any Power or ability used against her won't affect her, and most of the time only conventional weapons will harm her. However, for some reason the Powers of the Smash universe affect her. Being someone who loves being challenged and pushed to her limits, Trisha sees this as an opportunity to get stronger.

Appearances: One Thousand Years Ago (PC)

Rose Tek (Original Character)

A born genius with technology, most look at Rose's petite stature and hear her thick Texan accent and assume she's just some teenager. This lasts only about as long as it takes for Rose to turn her mechanical arms into guns and fire energy blasts so nasty it would make Mega Man's E tank fill up. Born a limbless torso, Rose's legs and arms were artificially created in order to give her a chance at a normal life. However, as she grew up she was able to craft better and better variations to use, until she was able to create limbs so human-like it's impossible to tell if they're real or not. She's cocky and a know-it-all, but also self conscious. Rarely is she seen without pants or a long-sleeve shirt that fully covers her arms and legs and hates it when people draw attention to her body.

Appearances: unknown

 

[RandomnessChannel]

Jacob (Me in real life) " A simple person with a simple life, Jacob was invited to Smash Bros to test his abilities. And to his suprise, he realized that he's faster than sh*t on the battlefield, and can jump very high, making him nearly impossible to catch on the battlefield"


This is based on my Mii Fighter, who is about as fast as Sonic. And can jump about twice as high as Mario.

 

[The King of Skulls]

Billy Mays

"Billy Mays here, ready for Smash! Here I am to sell you the patented Billy Mays can of whoop-ass! Starting at just $19.99, I'll defeat any fighter you ask! Heavy weight, light weight, it doesn't matter! The Can of Whoop-Ass takes 'em all on! But I'm not done yet! If you call within the next 20 minutes, you'll get a 2nd can for absolutely free! But wait, there's more! For only an additional $5.99, I'll double the cans, just pay shipping and handling!"

Ivan von Oculus. (OC)

"Ivan is a strange being, a rather gentlemanly foe with a giant eye for a head! Tall and thin, he expertly manuevers with efficent slashes from his sword, Dragonfang. Sporting a rather fine top-hat, this beholder's always ready for action, and even a good spot of eye solution after a duel."

 

[Arcadenik]

Do I need to clear Classic Mode and All-Star Mode three times to get each Mii Fighter trophy or do I need to do them once to get all three? For example, clearing Classic Mode with only Mii Brawler and I get trophies of Mii Brawler, Mii Gunner, and Mii Swordfighter.... OR do I only get a trophy of Mii Brawler?

 

[SonicMario]

Do I need to clear Classic Mode and All-Star Mode three times to get each Mii Fighter trophy or do I need to do them once to get all three? For example, clearing Classic Mode with only Mii Brawler and I get trophies of Mii Brawler, Mii Gunner, and Mii Swordfighter.... OR do I only get a trophy of Mii Brawler?

I believe you have to go through it with each type. There's only one Mii score but in terms of trophies you do have to go through with each type. I personally don't mind. Always like going through it with all characters even if 51 is quite a bit (I did all of of them the past two days. The first 25 last Saturday, and the other 26 yesterday)

 

[Brickbuild101]

Grandma Sally ()

"Once a puppet of an old black lady in a German toy shop in Michigan, Grandma Sally was unwanted. That is, until we stumbled upon her on vacation. To kill some time, some friends and I messed with all the random puppets and plushies on the shelf, making up a dumb story. A crazy old cannibal lady, Grandma Sally went on adventures putting people in her mouth. This got her banned from living on the planet, so now she goes around the many worlds in Smash, hunting down prey. ...We bought her, too."

 

[RandomnessChannel]

(I made this OC a very long time ago. And remembering that he still existed and that I can now play as him in a video game was almost like embracing an old friend, whom you haven't seen in years. )


Blazer:

Blazer is a valliant and brave hero. He has a heart of gold and would never turn a blind eye on somebody in danger. He sports a cap that nobody has seen him take off, as a result, nobody has seen his hair, but it is widely believed to be jet black. When he was young, he had suffered from heavy physical (and sometimes mental) abuse from his foster mother, and had been suffering her for years. The result of all the physical abuse he received caused his mind to unlock an ability sealed away in his mind for years: a form of pyrokinesis, but stronger and imbued with seemingly limitless potential. When Blazer realized his newfound abilities, he used them to escape his step mother's home. Since then, Blazer has honed his skills, allowing him to melt into lava to slip into places, create living objects out of fire to aid him in combat, and even allow him to create weapons out of fire. At his known full strength though, he can become hotter than the sun itself. His powers also grant him the ability to change into fire based creatures, mainly a dragon, a phoenix, and a hellhound. As time went on, Blazer had used his powers to defeat many villains, from petty thieves to intergalactic godlike races, to demons and even battling the Devil himself. He later went to Smash to test his own strength against that of other strong heroes.

 

[Darrman]

Here I go!

Sakurai-san: (Brawler)

Mashahiro Sakurai is the creator of this game. One day, however, he snapped under all the RIDLEY RIDLEY RIDLEY SHREK SHREK GOKU posts on Miiverse, and entered the game for himself, taking the name Sakurai-san. (Sakurai-sama didn't fit.) Now, he's a beefy all-out attack man, smiting anyone who claims he has Kid Icarus bias. His Burning Drop Kick is especially powerful.

 

[Player51]

Me (Name unrevealed):

An average person living in Canada. He usually doesn't fight a lot, but
ever since he found that sword, he's been throwing himself into battle
like there's no tomorrow.