Let's (try and) make Smash puns related to history.

[fizzleDX]

So basically making smash puns about history/historical events/quotes.
I'll start, this one sucks but should capture the concept of what I'm saying

One shorthop for man...
but one double fullhop for mankind!

yeah this'll probably fail but who cares...

 

[PowerHungryFool]

As the great Mewtwo Luther King Jr. once said: I have John. A John that one day this community will rise up and stop bagging on me when i complain about being sick, or not sleeping enough, and stop living out its creed: "We hold these Johns to be self-imposed, that all smashers are given equal opportunity to prepare for a tourney."