Let's play a game: The Smash Scenario!

[DarkFoxTeam]

This has been on my mind for a while now and ive been thinking of a fun little game we could play while we wait for the new Smash to be released. Pretty much, try to think of a scenario in which two (or more) characters from Smash Bros try to interact and communicate with each other for the first time. Think of it as their first meeting. So let's say Fox and Captain Falcon were meeting for the first time, ever. How would they interact? What would they say? What goofy scenario can you come up with these two? I want to see want kind of hilarious thoughts you guys here on SmashBoards can create with some of these smash characters.

 

[BADGRAPHICS]

Fox meets Fox:
Fox: "Hey, are you Fox?"
Fox: "Yeah. Welcome to Final Destination, I've been expecting you."
Fox: "So, you wanna grab a bite to eat?"
Fox: "Sorry, those are turned off."

 

[edde]

inb4
pikachu: pika pika pikaaa

 

[ZelDan]

Mario: I've defended the Mushroom kingdom for years, and have defeated a variety of evil powerul foes while uncovering the secrets and history of many strange lands!

Link: My ancestors and I have stopped Ganondorf and other evil for generations thanks to our courage, the triforce, and the mighty Master Sword!

Ike: I've lead a massive army and many soldiers, and managed to stop the schemes of a mad king, avenge my father against the Blank knight, one of the strongest warriors there is, and even defeated a goddess!

Donkey Kong: Ummmmm...I've beaten up a fat crocodile and some wooden idols to get bananas back...

 

[DarkFoxTeam]

I forgot to mention something before. You're all free to use any Smash character you want and you're also able to post more than once. The scenario's so far are hilariously good xD

 

[Morbi]

Villager: This lingering hunger... is insatiable, why will it not dissipate? I have an urge, slaughter... it is all that I can fathom. This irritable sensation, what could it mean? I understand, I must masticate decadent human flesh prior to the full moon; is this what they call, lunacy? I do not wish to harm another soul, this isn't me. Perhaps, I am not entirely sure, but maybe... no. I couldn't be... I couldn't be...

Sonic: So, are you a Werehog?

So apparently in my incarnation of Smash, Villager is really a lycanthrope. My lack of imagination actually made me imaginative. Ironic.

 

[SmasherMaster]

For the Dedede and WFT photos in Dedede's page

King Dedede: What are you looking at?
Wii Fit Trainer: I have no words to describe this.
King Dedede: I know. I'm that awesome!
Wii Fit Trainer: You need to work out.
King Dedede: Hecks no. I got my minions to do that for me! (Lies down)
Wii Fit Trainer: Time to get up and do some working out (Smacks King Dedede)

 

[Accf124]

Villager 1: I'm gonna pocket your pocket
Villager 2: But I'll pocket your pocket first and then pull out a second pocket from my pocket
Villager 1: Well played but I already pocketed your pocket and now you can't pocket
Villager 2: I will send in the pocket army and they will barrage you with a wave of pocketing pockets
Villager 1: But I pocketed your pocket army and now there under my control and will pocket when I tell them to pocket
Villager 2: You leave me no choice but to sent into the pocketeers to pocket attack you
Villager 1: Hmm... BUT THE POCKETEERS CANNOT DEFEAT THE LEVEL 80 POCKET DRAGON
Villager 2: How did you pocket such a powerful beast
Villager 1: My pocket power is level 100
Villager 2: **** it -Pockets Villager 1-

~Inside Villagers Pocket~
Villager 1: POCKET ME WILL YOU TAKE A LOAD OF THIS POCKET
-Villager 1 pockets the inside of villager 2 a blinding bright light of pocket energy is formed and creates a black hole and all life is sucked in-

~In a Unknown White Place~
Tom Nook: These designers need to stop giving 10 years old the ability the carry mass outs in a small pocket

~THE END (POCKET)~

 

[APC99]

Villager 1: I'm gonna pocket your pocket
Villager 2: But I'll pocket your pocket first and then pull out a second pocket from my pocket
Villager 1: Well played but I already pocketed your pocket and now you can't pocket
Villager 2: I will send in the pocket army and they will barrage you with a wave of pocketing pockets
Villager 1: But I pocketed your pocket army and now there under my control and will pocket when I tell them to pocket
Villager 2: You leave me no choice but to sent into the pocketeers to pocket attack you
Villager 1: Hmm... BUT THE POCKETEERS CANNOT DEFEAT THE LEVEL 80 POCKET DRAGON
Villager 2: How did you pocket such a powerful beast
Villager 1: My pocket power is level 100
Villager 2: **** it -Pockets Villager 1-

~Inside Villagers Pocket~
Villager 1: POCKET ME WILL YOU TAKE A LOAD OF THIS POCKET
-Villager 1 pockets the inside of villager 2 a blinding bright light of pocket energy is formed and creates a black hole and all life is sucked in-

~In a Unknown White Place~
Tom Nook: These designers need to stop giving 10 years old the ability the carry mass outs in a small pocket

~THE END (POCKET)~

I've always though that, if two Villagers reach to pocket each other, they would break the time-space continuum and the TARDIS would crash onto the stage.

Back on topic, I'm actually writing a fanfic about Smash 64 and the first meeting of the Smashers. So, maybe I'll post that here eventually.

 

[Niko Mar]

I've always though that, if two Villagers reach to pocket each other, they would break the time-space continuum and the TARDIS would crash onto the stage.

Back on topic, I'm actually writing a fanfic about Smash 64 and the first meeting of the Smashers. So, maybe I'll post that here eventually.

Did you know the entire Doctor Who series takes place inside of the Villager's pocket?

 

[Mr. Mumbles]

Mario: I've defended the Mushroom kingdom for years, and have defeated a variety of evil powerul foes while uncovering the secrets and history of many strange lands!

Link: My ancestors and I have stopped Ganondorf and other evil for generations thanks to our courage, the triforce, and the mighty Master Sword!

Ike: I've lead a massive army and many soldiers, and managed to stop the schemes of a mad king, avenge my father against the Blank knight, one of the strongest warriors there is, and even defeated a goddess!

Donkey Kong: Ummmmm...I've beaten up a fat crocodile and some wooden idols to get bananas back...

Mario & Link & Ike:...
Donkey Kong: Some of those bannanas were golden though, so... *scratches head*... maybe I helped the economy or something.
Mario: The eco what now? Is that like the extra life you get for having enough gold?

 

[DarkFoxTeam]

Villager 1: I'm gonna pocket your pocket
Villager 2: But I'll pocket your pocket first and then pull out a second pocket from my pocket
Villager 1: Well played but I already pocketed your pocket and now you can't pocket
Villager 2: I will send in the pocket army and they will barrage you with a wave of pocketing pockets
Villager 1: But I pocketed your pocket army and now there under my control and will pocket when I tell them to pocket
Villager 2: You leave me no choice but to sent into the pocketeers to pocket attack you
Villager 1: Hmm... BUT THE POCKETEERS CANNOT DEFEAT THE LEVEL 80 POCKET DRAGON
Villager 2: How did you pocket such a powerful beast
Villager 1: My pocket power is level 100
Villager 2: **** it -Pockets Villager 1-

~Inside Villagers Pocket~
Villager 1: POCKET ME WILL YOU TAKE A LOAD OF THIS POCKET
-Villager 1 pockets the inside of villager 2 a blinding bright light of pocket energy is formed and creates a black hole and all life is sucked in-

~In a Unknown White Place~
Tom Nook: These designers need to stop giving 10 years old the ability the carry mass outs in a small pocket

~THE END (POCKET)~

I think my brain just exploded x_x

 

[PikaJew]

Wii Fit Trainer: "Wanna have lesbian sex?"
Zero Suit Samus: "Yes"

 

[Mr. Mumbles]

Wii Fit Trainer: "Wanna have lesbian sex?"
Zero Suit Samus: "Yes"

Zero Suit Samus: Or rather I would say yes if that were possible. I'm actually a dude now.
Wii Fit Trainer: ...
Zero Suit Samus: They decided this was preferable to having another game with the blatant sexism of Other M, by avoiding the issue altogether.

 

[GreenReaperGod]

Kirby: HI!
HI!
HI!
HI!
HI!
Meta Knight: Gosh darn it, Kirby! Stop doing that f***ing taunt!

 

[liets]

Bowser: can i have some of your minions? mine kinda suck...
Dedede: hmmm...
Bowser: c'mon man!
Dedede: you can have...
Bowser: yes?
Dedede: ...MY BIG GAY DANCE!!!
Bowser facepalms and sighs

 

[DarkFoxTeam]

Bowser: can i have some of your minions? mine kinda suck...
Dedede: hmmm...
Bowser: c'mon man!
Dedede: you can have...
Bowser: yes?
Dedede: ...MY BIG GAY DANCE!!!
Bowser facepalms and sighs

Reading that while looking at your profile picture made me laugh harder than i should have xD

 

[LazerRage]

Olimar vs. Ridley (hopefully)

Olimar: Don't worry, buddy, I'm sure you'll make into the roster this time! Take it from me, size doesn't matter THAT much! *cough cough*

Ridley: You.... you really think so? Because I'd really like to meet that Bowser guy. Now, THERE's a lizard that's made a name for himself. I'd like to meet the Koopa King and see what's in his brain.....no really, when I meet him face to face, I will crack open his skull!! MWUAHhahA!!

Olimar: Whatever you say, big guy

Ridley: HEY YOU KNOW I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT MY SIZE!!!

 

[liets]

Reading that while looking at your profile picture made me laugh harder than i should have xD

or maybe you didn't laugh hard enough. did you start coughing blood?

 

[DarkFoxTeam]

or maybe you didn't laugh hard enough. did you start coughing blood?

Maybe i didn't laugh as hard as i thought i did lol

 

[liets]

Maybe i didn't laugh as hard as i thought i did lol

exactly. in the event one laughs so hard and coughs into their hand, only to discover blood there, they can feel victorious. either that or visit a doctor if the blood wasn't from the cough