Urb
Smash Journeyman
I think we need a good thread to share jokes. (Besides Chuck Norris Jokes which I already made a thread for).
So the FBI elite team is sent on a dangerous mission and one of their top men is gunned down to save a civilian. The next day they hold auditions for a new member.
The first guy walks in and says
"Uh, I'm here for the audition thing..."
And the FBI people point to a door, give the man a gun, and say'
"Alright, we want you to go in there and kill your wife."
The man refuses and leaves.
The next man comes in a and the same conversation ensues.
The man goes into the room, but comes out crying ten minutes later saying,
"I just can't do it!"
The next person who comes in is a woman.
"We want you to go in there and kill your husband" and they hand her the gun.
She walks in and the FBI people here a series of screams, bangs, and crashes.
The woman then emerges and says:
"The gun was full of blanks, I had to kill him with the chair."
So the FBI elite team is sent on a dangerous mission and one of their top men is gunned down to save a civilian. The next day they hold auditions for a new member.
The first guy walks in and says
"Uh, I'm here for the audition thing..."
And the FBI people point to a door, give the man a gun, and say'
"Alright, we want you to go in there and kill your wife."
The man refuses and leaves.
The next man comes in a and the same conversation ensues.
The man goes into the room, but comes out crying ten minutes later saying,
"I just can't do it!"
The next person who comes in is a woman.
"We want you to go in there and kill your husband" and they hand her the gun.
She walks in and the FBI people here a series of screams, bangs, and crashes.
The woman then emerges and says:
"The gun was full of blanks, I had to kill him with the chair."