John Tier List

[Zanoske]

I'm in a wheelchair.

I have brain-damage
My big brother dropped me on my head when i was a baby.

 

[TL?]

top tier:
Whoever wins is gay

 

[DSM01]

I'm black.

 

[smashbot226]

I'm black.

Tay Zonday plays Brawl.

"I'm using Falcon."

"You're playing too good."

And I swear this is real:

"You only won because items were off."

 

[everlasting yayuhzz]

Brawl is a dumb game. Best john ever.

 

[Samuelson]

I was using Captain Falcon should be one

 

[Zanoske]

My wife is having a baby! So I let you win!

 

[Iron Thorn]

- I have cramps (seriously, those will totally f*ck up your day. You men are so lucky)
- I'm in labor
- Your (or my) character was so hot I couldn't concentrate (best used on Yoshi vs. Wario)
- The color scheme you chose offended my eyes so much that I couldn't bear to look at your part of the screen

 

[Frown]

"You dodged too much!"

Bottom tier.

 

[Talazala]

- Your (or my) character was so hot I couldn't concentrate (best used on Yoshi vs. Wario)

You're right. Yoshi is the sexiest thing alive.

Funny thing about the "My fingers are broken" john is that, through some rediculously bad luck, both my thumbs are now injured. No kidding.

My right one was jammed when I fell and landed from a jump kick during taekwondo practice. I landed with my hand and my thumb took all of my bodies weight, bending in a way it was not meant to.

My left thumb was jammed when I was pushing against the armor (padding whatever the hell you call it in english) responsible for covering my torso so someone could kick me for practice. I was holding it the wrong way, using my thumb to push the armor away from my body, when I should have been holding on the straps. My master came and kicked me, and the blow pushed the armor, which pushed against my left thumb and bent it in an awkward way.

Both my thumbs were kinda swollen, though my right thumb has recovered.

 

[0RLY]

"Zamus' breasts distracted me" for high tier.