I've come to recruit a legion of underlings!

[LordCarlisle]

The name's Lord Carlisle, the username's LordCarlisle, and I'm here to recruit people to my cause. I was a pretty notorious renowned user of the GameFAQs Smash Board pre-release, and I'm going to use that notoriety fame to gather what cronies I can to serve me.

So, step on up, who wants to become a minion?

 

[Teran]

Sorry dude, nobody gives a **** about internet fame on other sites or just in general.

Need to earn your minions again, good luck!

 

[LordCarlisle]

Sorry dude, nobody gives a **** about internet fame on other sites or just in general.

Need to earn your minions again, good luck!

Of course they don't, it would be asinine to think Internet fame means much of anything, and I don't expect anybody to buy into it as even I myself do not.

Won't stop me, though. I shall have my minions.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

what does that even mean

 

[Teran]

what does that even mean

He wants to oppress all women.

 

[LordCarlisle]

He wants to oppress all women.

You liar.

what does that even mean

It means that you shall acknowledge me as your superior and do my bidding.

 

[Teran]

You liar.

It means that you shall acknowledge me as your superior and do my bidding.

Misogynist member of the patriarchy EXPOSEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

#yesallwhitewomen

 

[LordCarlisle]

Misogynist member of the patriarchy EXPOSEDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!

#yesallwhitewomen

Hey, you want to hear a joke? WOMEN'S SUFFRAGE!!

What?! I am for total gender equality!

 

[#HBC | Acrostic]

 

[LordCarlisle]

I completely forgot that was ever a thing. I never followed up on it.

And who are you to have known about that, anyway? What's your GameFAQs username?

 

[Lore]

Yeah... No. I'm being a lot more lax on spam in general, but this is just dumb.