ITT: How to play Ganondorf.

[OF 'til I OD]

Now, I'm no Linguini, Bushman, or Tipman, but I believe myself to be one of the better Ganondorf players in my state (as do others). I can do all the advanced techniques, have decent mindgames (or so I'm told </humility> ) and do fairly well in the tournaments I attend (which are few, though my doing well says much, considering I rarely play this game anymore).

I've mained Ganondorf basically my entire time playing SSB:M, and I feel I know the ins and the outs of the character. I admit I'm not anywhere near the pro level, though I do feel I have a Pro Level understanding of the Character (See: AngeloBangelo). I'd also like to further aspiring Ganondorf players. I stress the fact that you should not listen to the nay sayers who continue to poke and prod you, telling you Ganondorf is a crappy character, that he sucks, that he can only go "so far" (Note: All three of those things are 100% true). You must not listen to them, you must continue your quest to become great with something that is mediocre (at best).

Alas, I have spoken enough, I now present to you, my guide to Ganondorf. The In's and Out's, everything there is to know about Ganondorf. Thanks for your time.

Toecutter's Guide, "Everything Ganondorf"

 

[thebluedeath1000]

You're a sad little man, although I commend you for putting a funny image over a sick one like the other false topics have.

 

[OF 'til I OD]

You're an outstanding man, I commend you for all the help you've given to the Ganondorf community and to the Smash Community in general.

QFT QFT

 

[thebluedeath1000]

You're very sad..

But you're probably fool some people with that so meh..

 

[Metà]

Toecutter, you have taught me so much about Ganondorf with this spectacular guide. He should get a nobel prize or something. Seriously, that's some of the best writing I've ever seen; I don't know how you do it.

 

[Falco&Victory]

Kill... drephen... kill... drephen

Yes, my liege, thebluedeath shall be eliminated. Immediatly. His power level is only 1000, far inferior to my own.
All hail Allah

 

[thebluedeath1000]

*Draws sword* Try me falco

*puts on daedric armor over marth's pathetic wear*

 

[OF 'til I OD]

Toecutter, you have taught me so much about Ganondorf with this spectacular guide. He should get a nobel prize or something. Seriously, that's some of the best writing I've ever seen; I don't know how you do it.

Kill... drephen... kill... drephen

Yes, my liege, thebluedeath shall be eliminated. Immediatly. His power level is only 1000, far inferior to my own.
All hail Allah

Thank you, kin. Many people have asked "Why do you do this?", I simply reply, "Because I can.".

These kind words mean much to me, and prove much to others. I shall continue in my ways, and continue to refute such illegitimate claims brought upon me by insolent souls.

My advice may appear to be in code, hidden, or non-existent. But it is there, and it is legitimate advice. Having never placing in the lower half of any tournament, my skill should not be in question. Large tournaments, they rave? 17th out of 102, I rest my case.

 

[thebluedeath1000]

You're lucky I'd have to wade through thousands of loyal servants to reach you toecutter...thats why I'm letting you live.

 

[OF 'til I OD]

How many 100+ people tournies have you attended? How many have you reached the brackets in?

Secondly, time for fitting quotes:

"I'm a fuel injected suicide machine. I am the rocker, I am the roller, I am the out-of-controller! "

 

[Falco&Victory]

yes, of course, destroy all trucks bringing copies of Brawl to N.C., of course. Of course, what if he sees my cut toe, he'll know who I am. The powers of a Dominion Lord are strong, but he has so many frat-boy fans..

 

[thebluedeath1000]

Second reason I'm letting you live is because you chose Stephen as your icon...*Disappears*

 

[Tundravalco]

toecutter is win? yup