BundleofNerves
Smash Rookie
- Joined
- Jan 2, 2016
- Messages
- 19
- NNID
- GameGoober
SMASH SECTION: Hello, reader. This is my introductory thread. I'm new to forums so bare with me if I do something dumb. I'm not a competitive smasher, smash is a video game to me, like any other. Why am I here then? I'd like to meet other fun loving gamers, if there are any. I bought Smash Wii U with the thought that it'd be just like old times playing Smash as a kid, having fun whether I'm doing good or bad. This was not the result. It was only after buying it that I found out no one around me plays it and online is trolling, as expected. The cpu is either predictable and boring or has impossible reaction time, so playing them isn't any fun. So I'd like to goof off with any fun lovers. I'd like to make it known that I do know about the various terms and mechanics of this game. I know defensive play is heavily encouraged but I tend to not stand around shielding a lot, waiting for the opponent to attack. I like the chaos. I don't really care about winning or focusing on improving. That doesn't mean I'm not going to try, I know a bunch about this game, but I don't really apply myself. Why? Anxiety and the competitive scene. I can't, "be serious" with someone I don't know, because they might be some random troll, angry and controlling. My hands shake, gut churns and head gets foggy just thinking about playing seriously. I fear that I'll run into a lot of pissed off competitors that will look down on me and boast about themselves but I'll bare through it to find someone who knows what fun is. I don't really, "Main" anyone, I've played everyone. I seem to be gravitating towards Bowser, Link, The Fabulous Falcon, and Pac-man. I've no interest in attending tourneys, way too much hatred flying around, Salt as you guys call it, for my liking. I know this game has, "Unwritten Rules" based on everyone's need for control. If someone taunts one person assumes it's hateful, one might assume it's for fun. Myself, I sometimes taunt if something awesome or hilarious happens. I'm not an angry guy, and don't want to get beaten up in game by someone who's angry over anything I might've done or that they're upset about so please, go exercise and vent before playing with me. I don't, "Mindgame". You're going to beat me, and none of it is going to be through intelligence. You can't outwit someone who doesn't participate. You might do the same move three times in a row, you might only use one move for 2 minutes, I have no idea what you're going to do and I'm not going to wrack my brain trying to decipher an ever changing possibility.
PERSONALITY AND INTERESTS SECTION: I don't like Anime, (EVERYONE GASP AND YELL AT ME!!) I love cartoons and any other funny shows. The old SpongeBob, Fairly OddParents, Avatar The Last Airbender, Flying Rhino Junior High, basically if it's from the 90's onward I've seen it. I'm usually off in my own world, making up stories and characters, thinking up funny stuff, contemplating existence, or calming my anxiety. I'll answer you if you talk to me, but I'm kind of on autopilot unless I'm relaxed. I like to play Tennis, go for runs, practice Yoga. Trying to find a Gym to join. I've played an absolute ton of games in my life. Mario, Zelda, Star Fox, Fire Emblem, basically if it was on the shelf at my gamestore I've rented it and beaten it in a day. Despite being a fun loving guy, who could start singing and dancing in the middle of public if you asked, or do random dumb stuff, I have trouble talking to people, or rather, warming up to them. The world's covered in terrible people and I'm a bit depersonalized from it. It's not like anyone on here is going to really get to know me, but just in case, there's that info there for you. I'm not a logical person, I do things I feel like or for no reason at all, none of it is dickish, like spamming arrows from the side then running away. Too much logic builds barriers and makes people think they have to explain themselves for everything they do, which is tiresome, restrictive and boring. I'm a full grown man, with no friends, and I'm not afraid to admit it. I'm an honest person, with no mental barriers, (Gender, race, etc.) so if you're bothered by someone's gender, race, honesty, etc. then this isn't the User for you. I've taken a lot of punishment in my life, my honesty gets me harassed and attacked by angry thugs. I guess I'm on the wrong planet, huh? Don't be afraid to be upfront with me, I'm not going to say I don't care unless you're clearly trolling. I can be a kind and compassionate person, even if my voice doesn't portray it.
So, wanna play Mr. Game and Watch, Judgement only? All projectile weapons with permanent reflect? Just have a match with no hatred? I'm your guy! Here's hoping this place proves better than For Glory. EDIT: Oh yeah, and I'm on the western side of the world, just in case there's lag.
PERSONALITY AND INTERESTS SECTION: I don't like Anime, (EVERYONE GASP AND YELL AT ME!!) I love cartoons and any other funny shows. The old SpongeBob, Fairly OddParents, Avatar The Last Airbender, Flying Rhino Junior High, basically if it's from the 90's onward I've seen it. I'm usually off in my own world, making up stories and characters, thinking up funny stuff, contemplating existence, or calming my anxiety. I'll answer you if you talk to me, but I'm kind of on autopilot unless I'm relaxed. I like to play Tennis, go for runs, practice Yoga. Trying to find a Gym to join. I've played an absolute ton of games in my life. Mario, Zelda, Star Fox, Fire Emblem, basically if it was on the shelf at my gamestore I've rented it and beaten it in a day. Despite being a fun loving guy, who could start singing and dancing in the middle of public if you asked, or do random dumb stuff, I have trouble talking to people, or rather, warming up to them. The world's covered in terrible people and I'm a bit depersonalized from it. It's not like anyone on here is going to really get to know me, but just in case, there's that info there for you. I'm not a logical person, I do things I feel like or for no reason at all, none of it is dickish, like spamming arrows from the side then running away. Too much logic builds barriers and makes people think they have to explain themselves for everything they do, which is tiresome, restrictive and boring. I'm a full grown man, with no friends, and I'm not afraid to admit it. I'm an honest person, with no mental barriers, (Gender, race, etc.) so if you're bothered by someone's gender, race, honesty, etc. then this isn't the User for you. I've taken a lot of punishment in my life, my honesty gets me harassed and attacked by angry thugs. I guess I'm on the wrong planet, huh? Don't be afraid to be upfront with me, I'm not going to say I don't care unless you're clearly trolling. I can be a kind and compassionate person, even if my voice doesn't portray it.
So, wanna play Mr. Game and Watch, Judgement only? All projectile weapons with permanent reflect? Just have a match with no hatred? I'm your guy! Here's hoping this place proves better than For Glory. EDIT: Oh yeah, and I'm on the western side of the world, just in case there's lag.
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