Ike humor thread

[AbsoluteZero255]

Okay, this is a thread for humor, like the CF humor thread, only this time, with Ike.

So, yeah. Enjoy!

 

[hippiedude92]

Have no clue what make's Ike so humorous but, why does he fight for his friends? He's friends are in radiant dawn and path of radiance.

 

[null55]

Hmm... well it's easy to make fun of C.Falc since he's kind of metro and jumps around spazzing u-airs, fairs, and nairs. The irony is, he plays like he's designed to combo, but he can't, so he sucks. Plus he's so serious, and has this contrasting gay/ridiculousness to him. It's kind of hilarious, hard to explain though.

Anyway, who can really make fun of Ike? He's too bad *** to be as ineffective as he is...

"Haha he's slow!" Nothing you can really do there.

 

[__V]

He shouts "OVEN!" when he Counters an attack. Perhaps this is related to pizza.

 

[shadenexus18]

^That's pretty humorous. (in a weird sort of way...*shivers*)

^Heh...and not really "ha ha" funny, but it's classic. XD

 

[Amarythe Flameblade]

"I fight for my friends. I LOVE THAT SHOW!"
-Ike

 

[Tsukuyomi]

To make Ike humorous, you do cheap Chuck Norris Ike Jokes

- Ike is so insecure with his masculinity, he hangs with Marth in the same franchise...
- Inside Ike's pants is another sword...
- The castle is not under siege... That's just Ike's entrance...
- Chuck Norris may be able to push the earth down, but Ike can break it in half...
- Ike tried having safe sex with Samus, but her suit broke due to his massive blade...

 

[AbsoluteZero255]

eh, this thread started because of 'I fight for my friends'.

But it's nice that people are thinking of others!

Ike and Snake Caramelldansen is freaky.

 

[Kinzer]

To make Ike humorous, you do cheap Chuck Norris Ike Jokes

- Ike is so insecure with his masculinity, he hangs with Marth in the same franchise...
- Inside Ike's pants is another sword...
- The castle is not under siege... That's just Ike's entrance...
- Chuck Norris may be able to push the earth down, but Ike can break it in half...
- Ike tried having safe sex with Samus, but her suit broke due to his massive blade...

You sir, have finally resurrected the funny in those kind of jokes.