IC3R
Smash Lord
There hasn't been much out of me lately, so I'm giving you guys a team to rate. I was kinda tutoring this guy on Shoddy, and we ended up making this team together:
It's a team consisting of sheer annoyance, good defensive typing and play, and a few Sweepers just for old-school KO'ing.
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Bronzong - "SilverBellz" @ Leftovers
Adamant / Levitate
EVs - 244 HP, 132 Def, 132 SpDef
~Explosion
~Payback / Gyro Ball
~Hypnosis
~Stealth Rock
New lead. Bronzong is immune to any Ground assault, making it able to come in on the Earthquakes hoping to take down Heatran, and it can take a good number of hits, period. I have Payback so that Spiritomb doesn't completely stop me (being immune to Explosion and taking minimal damage from Gyro Ball is quite a pain), plus all other Ghosts are faster than Zong and will take SE damage as well as Payback's own effect. Stealth Rock and Hypnosis have their obvious purposes. Gyro on the side.
Abomasnow - "Everfrost" @ Leftovers
Impish / Snow Warning
EVs - 196 HP, 100 Att, 104 Def, 108 SpDef
~Wood Hammer
~Protect
~Leech Seed
~Ice Shard
Every Hail team practically needs to start with Abomasnow, but mine doesn't anymore. Wood Hammer for massive STAB, and Leech Seed + Lefties should recover any recoil damage I would take from the attack. Protect for some free recovery, and a bit of scouting. Ice Shard for priority on Dragons with Fire Blast/Punch/Fang.
Tentacruel - "Oozebag" @ Black Sludge
Bold / Liquid Ooze
EVs - 204 HP, 100 Def, 204 SpDef
~Surf
~Hidden Power [Electric]
~Knock Off / Rapid Spin
~Toxic Spikes
After several matches of Toxifusion + Attraction refusing to work, I just decided to go with my normal set of Surf / HP Elec / Knock Off / T Spikes. I have Rapid Spin on the side because SpikeRock doesn't bother me too much; but if it grows to be a nuisance, say hello to Rapid Spin!
Lapras - "Sirenade" @ Leftovers
Bold / Water Absorb
EVs - 252 HP, 128 Def, 128 SpDef
~Whirlpool
~Thunderbolt / Blizzard
~Perish Song
~Substitute
PerishPooling was one of my favorite things to do in GSC, and so I have revived it! Thunderbolt rids me of Gyarados, Empoleon, Skarmory, etc. (Taunters and pHazers). Blizzard can be used instead of T-bolt for STAB and the 100% Accuracy in Hail. Water Absorb is there to replenish my surely-to-be-low-HP by switching into the inevitable Surfs coming Mamo and ******'s way.
Heatran - "MetalMouth" @ Choice Scarf
Hasty / Flash Fire
EVs - 32 Att, 252 SpAtt, 224 Spd
~Lava Plume
~Dragon Pulse
~Earth Power
~Explosion
I came up with a funny name for this ******: P4 Tran (Plume, Pulse, Power, 'Plosion)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Heatran has all-around coverage, and is awesome for being able to come in on the multiple Fire attacks coming for Zong and Snow, and for sweeping right afterwards (it also outruns Adamant ScarfCross!!!) I have Lava Plume to make up for my loss in Defense, and Dragon Pulse for Waters that are trying to switch into Plume or expecting HP Ice; Explosion for a spectacular finish.
Mamoswine - "Frostbite" @ Life Orb
Jolly / Snow Cloak
EVs - 4 HP, 252 Att, 252 Spd
~Earthquake
~Stone Edge
~Ice Shard
~Bite
Physical Sweeper. I went Jolly so I can outspeed some stuff, while Life Orb boosts my power significantly. Anyway, EdgeQuake with Ice Shard covers everything but Bronzong, which Bite allows for a little damage before switching out. Bite also smacks Gengar and friends hard for coming in on Earthquake. I switched to Life Orb because I don't need my only two sweepers to both be Choiced.
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Well, that's (technically) our Hail team.
Rate away, friends!
I can see it now: "What?! No Stallrein?!"






It's a team consisting of sheer annoyance, good defensive typing and play, and a few Sweepers just for old-school KO'ing.
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Bronzong - "SilverBellz" @ Leftovers
Adamant / Levitate
EVs - 244 HP, 132 Def, 132 SpDef
~Explosion
~Payback / Gyro Ball
~Hypnosis
~Stealth Rock
New lead. Bronzong is immune to any Ground assault, making it able to come in on the Earthquakes hoping to take down Heatran, and it can take a good number of hits, period. I have Payback so that Spiritomb doesn't completely stop me (being immune to Explosion and taking minimal damage from Gyro Ball is quite a pain), plus all other Ghosts are faster than Zong and will take SE damage as well as Payback's own effect. Stealth Rock and Hypnosis have their obvious purposes. Gyro on the side.

Abomasnow - "Everfrost" @ Leftovers
Impish / Snow Warning
EVs - 196 HP, 100 Att, 104 Def, 108 SpDef
~Wood Hammer
~Protect
~Leech Seed
~Ice Shard
Every Hail team practically needs to start with Abomasnow, but mine doesn't anymore. Wood Hammer for massive STAB, and Leech Seed + Lefties should recover any recoil damage I would take from the attack. Protect for some free recovery, and a bit of scouting. Ice Shard for priority on Dragons with Fire Blast/Punch/Fang.

Tentacruel - "Oozebag" @ Black Sludge
Bold / Liquid Ooze
EVs - 204 HP, 100 Def, 204 SpDef
~Surf
~Hidden Power [Electric]
~Knock Off / Rapid Spin
~Toxic Spikes
After several matches of Toxifusion + Attraction refusing to work, I just decided to go with my normal set of Surf / HP Elec / Knock Off / T Spikes. I have Rapid Spin on the side because SpikeRock doesn't bother me too much; but if it grows to be a nuisance, say hello to Rapid Spin!

Lapras - "Sirenade" @ Leftovers
Bold / Water Absorb
EVs - 252 HP, 128 Def, 128 SpDef
~Whirlpool
~Thunderbolt / Blizzard
~Perish Song
~Substitute
PerishPooling was one of my favorite things to do in GSC, and so I have revived it! Thunderbolt rids me of Gyarados, Empoleon, Skarmory, etc. (Taunters and pHazers). Blizzard can be used instead of T-bolt for STAB and the 100% Accuracy in Hail. Water Absorb is there to replenish my surely-to-be-low-HP by switching into the inevitable Surfs coming Mamo and ******'s way.

Heatran - "MetalMouth" @ Choice Scarf
Hasty / Flash Fire
EVs - 32 Att, 252 SpAtt, 224 Spd
~Lava Plume
~Dragon Pulse
~Earth Power
~Explosion
I came up with a funny name for this ******: P4 Tran (Plume, Pulse, Power, 'Plosion)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
Heatran has all-around coverage, and is awesome for being able to come in on the multiple Fire attacks coming for Zong and Snow, and for sweeping right afterwards (it also outruns Adamant ScarfCross!!!) I have Lava Plume to make up for my loss in Defense, and Dragon Pulse for Waters that are trying to switch into Plume or expecting HP Ice; Explosion for a spectacular finish.

Mamoswine - "Frostbite" @ Life Orb
Jolly / Snow Cloak
EVs - 4 HP, 252 Att, 252 Spd
~Earthquake
~Stone Edge
~Ice Shard
~Bite
Physical Sweeper. I went Jolly so I can outspeed some stuff, while Life Orb boosts my power significantly. Anyway, EdgeQuake with Ice Shard covers everything but Bronzong, which Bite allows for a little damage before switching out. Bite also smacks Gengar and friends hard for coming in on Earthquake. I switched to Life Orb because I don't need my only two sweepers to both be Choiced.
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Well, that's (technically) our Hail team.
Rate away, friends!
I can see it now: "What?! No Stallrein?!"