I Want Them in Smash (I Like It Parody)

[letsgetsmashing]

Yeah baby, I Want Them in Smash
(Sakurai I Hope You Hear Me)
I Want Them in Smash
(Sakurai I Hope You Hear Me)
I Want Them In Smash

Now I like Kirby, I like Link
I like the Inklings and there ink
I like Princess Peach's pink
You'll miss a thing if you blink

I like my boy Captain Toad, and a new story mode
Called spirits apparently but I need some more info
I like Isaac from Golden Sun he deserves a second chance
Sakurai proven all us wrong, he do what we say he can't
They call him Daddy Sakurai
Look him up there's a black guy
I really don't know why
Sorry Waluigi, bye

Isaac in Smash, was on the Flash
If he ain't in, you'll feel my rath
Rooting for him as loud as I can
Signin' petitions, formin' a clan
Golden Sun will never go
The series still has some hope
Just ask the YouTuber who does Rate Their Chances, BillyBo

Impa, Skull Kid, Dixie Kong,
I want them in Smash
Banjo Kazooie belongs,
I want them in Smash
Rayman finally gets his day,
I want them in Smash
Let's play on the Great Bay,
I want them in Smash

Oh I need more fighters
I want them in Smash
But the rosters getting tighter
I want them in Smash
More spots being taken
I want them in Smash
Thank to Fire Emblem Awakening
I want them in Smash
(Sorry Chrom)

Dixie Kong, Dixie Kong,
Please be in the game
I really want you playable
It'd be a shame
If you don't make the cut, but who's really to blame?
How many votes did you get in the ballot that might change, change, change
Your chances of getting in the base roster
An echo of Diddy, you ain't an impostor
I want you to have a complete new moveset
But at this point that is not a safe bet.

Chibi-Robo and Geno,
I want them in Smash
Rex from the new Xeno,
I want them in Smash
Shantae the Half Genie hero,
I want them in Smash
As an Assist we got Zero,
I want them in Smash

The direct got delayed,
I want them in Smash
Cuz of the stupid earthquake,
I want them in Smash
I'm sorry to all in Japan,
I want them in Smash
but I must know the new date,
I want them in Smash

Getting King K. Rool was pretty cool
But Dixie is my girl, rather play Smash than go to school
You know December 7th I'm gonna be skipping
Don't worry this ain't Brawl, there won't be no tripping (tripping)
I think it's finally Banjo's time
If he weren't in the game it would be a crime
I mean it's been a while but Dark Samus hadn't appeared since Metroid Prime

I said I want them in Smash
I said I want them in Smash
I said I want them in Smash
I said I want them in Smash

Chorus Kids and Spring Man,
I want them in Smash
Even Goku and Sans,
I want them in Smash
I mean we got Wii Fit Trainer,
I want them in Smash
The Balance Board is a No Brainer (DJ Khaled),
I want them in Smash

(That roughly followed the beat and verses of I Like It Like That)

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

While nice, this doesn't deserve its own thread.