I Step Down as the Proclaimed Best 13th St. W Samus

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humor.

yup.

 

[❤ Nikodemus05]

u wot m8

(ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง fite me

 

[MOI-ARI]

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[MOM Samus]

Why are all you guys quitting? Is it because Samus has some major flaws?

 

[❤ Nikodemus05]

Why are all you guys quitting? Is it because Samus has some major flaws?

>woosh

 

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Why are all you guys quitting? Is it because Samus has some major flaws?

I am making fun of Niko. I am not stepping down. I am definitely the best Samus on my street, hands down. No one even comes close. I am really really ridiculously good. And everyone needs to know that I am amazing. My win ratio is through the roof, and it's better than everyone else's because I dominate. I am the first and only person to master this character. I'm not bragging, it's just a fact.
I eat FG scrubs, spit them out, step on them, feel the crunch through my shoes, and then wipe my shoes on the dirt. That's why I stopped playing FG. Now I look for people of equal skill, but no one has been able to match my skill level, which not to brag, is higher than everyone here. And everyone needs to know that I am amazing. Yes, I said that twice, I know.

Man, I'm so good, I baffle myself.

 

[❤ Nikodemus05]

I am making fun of Niko. I am not stepping down. I am definitely the best Samus on my street, hands down. No one even comes close. I am really really ridiculously good. And everyone needs to know that I am amazing. My win ratio is through the roof, and it's better than everyone else's because I dominate. I am the first and only person to master this character. I'm not bragging, it's just a fact.
I eat FG scrubs, spit them out, step on them, feel the crunch through my shoes, and then wipe my shoes on the dirt. That's why I stopped playing FG. Now I look for people of equal skill, but no one has been able to match my skill level, which not to brag, is higher than everyone here. And everyone needs to know that I am amazing. Yes, I said that twice, I know.

Man, I'm so good, I baffle myself.

Ow.

 

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Ow.

Sorry, Niko. I was just having a bit of fun is all. I'll stop. This was just my way of pointing out to you that that's how you sound sometimes (i.e. bit of an ego). My sincerest apologies.