Old Bowser was hopping around
The Mushroom Kingdom like a big playground
when suddenly Solid Snake burst from the shade
and hit Bowser with a big grenade
Bowser got ticked and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Red
who proceeded to open up a can of Poke Fu
when a Fighter came in hanging from balloons
and he started beating up Luigi with a squeal
then they both got flattened by Wario's wheels
but before he could make it back to the Bathroom
Mario came back with a giant mushroom
and took an giant bob-omb out from under his hat
and blew Balloon Fighter away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bombs and he ran away
because Pikachu came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl of Ultimate Destiny
Bowser took a bite out of Pikachu
while Viewtiful Joe slowed time through and through
then Samus came back ready for a Final Smash
but DK jumped out and landed on her back
and Diddy was injured, and trying to get steady
when the Mario Brothers came back and they were ready
but suddenly something caught their legs and they tripped
Zelda turned to Sheik & took them out with her whip
Snake saw Meta Knight sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Kirby stole it and he shot and he missed
and Donkey Kong deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Link and Pit tried to pole vault
onto Bowser, now Giga, but they collided in the air
then they all got hit by Peach's long hair
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl...
as angels sang out, Toad ran past in a jog
and down from the heavens descended Sonic the Hedgehog
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Dr. Mario
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Shiek changed back into Zelda
but Sonic saw through her clever disguise
and he crushed Zelda's head in between his thighs
then Dry Bones and Roy and Star Fox and Ike and
Daisy and who someday could be Luigi's wife and
Mewtwo, Lucario, Baby Bowser, what a meanie,
and Petey Piranah and Giovani
Gombas, Troopas, Geno, and Hammer Bros were there
Bomberman, Captain Falcon, every single Excite Racer
The Ice Climbers and Falco Lombardi,
Lip, Ridley, Tom Nook, and Mario's Party
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Sonic the Hedgehog in his SEGA ***
it was the un-bloodiest battle video games ever saw
with the gamers looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Jigglypuff in a blood stained sweater...
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl...
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl...
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl...
of Ultimate Destiny
The Mushroom Kingdom like a big playground
when suddenly Solid Snake burst from the shade
and hit Bowser with a big grenade
Bowser got ticked and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Red
who proceeded to open up a can of Poke Fu
when a Fighter came in hanging from balloons
and he started beating up Luigi with a squeal
then they both got flattened by Wario's wheels
but before he could make it back to the Bathroom
Mario came back with a giant mushroom
and took an giant bob-omb out from under his hat
and blew Balloon Fighter away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bombs and he ran away
because Pikachu came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl of Ultimate Destiny
Bowser took a bite out of Pikachu
while Viewtiful Joe slowed time through and through
then Samus came back ready for a Final Smash
but DK jumped out and landed on her back
and Diddy was injured, and trying to get steady
when the Mario Brothers came back and they were ready
but suddenly something caught their legs and they tripped
Zelda turned to Sheik & took them out with her whip
Snake saw Meta Knight sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Kirby stole it and he shot and he missed
and Donkey Kong deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Link and Pit tried to pole vault
onto Bowser, now Giga, but they collided in the air
then they all got hit by Peach's long hair
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl...
as angels sang out, Toad ran past in a jog
and down from the heavens descended Sonic the Hedgehog
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Dr. Mario
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Shiek changed back into Zelda
but Sonic saw through her clever disguise
and he crushed Zelda's head in between his thighs
then Dry Bones and Roy and Star Fox and Ike and
Daisy and who someday could be Luigi's wife and
Mewtwo, Lucario, Baby Bowser, what a meanie,
and Petey Piranah and Giovani
Gombas, Troopas, Geno, and Hammer Bros were there
Bomberman, Captain Falcon, every single Excite Racer
The Ice Climbers and Falco Lombardi,
Lip, Ridley, Tom Nook, and Mario's Party
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Sonic the Hedgehog in his SEGA ***
it was the un-bloodiest battle video games ever saw
with the gamers looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Jigglypuff in a blood stained sweater...
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl...
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl...
this is the Ultimate Smash Brawl...
of Ultimate Destiny
