roy is my boi
Smash Journeyman
Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Timed Battle
orly sent out Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
ph3artehph1r3 sent out Medicham (lvl 100 Medicham ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
The Real Elmo has entered the room.
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Me: Aw jeezus, pressure. I hate pressure. AND 0RLy already knows my only fighting-move is Focus Punch, so ****. But he could want me to think that, so I just use the 2cd best choice. =D
0RLy:Welcome, The Real Elmo! I hope you enjoy our game. Although Medicham could easily topple my Tyranitar, I already know that his cham’s only fighting move is Focus Punch. I’m perfectly safe for now.
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Medicham used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Tyranitar lost 8% of its health.
Tyranitar flinched!
The sandstorm rages.
Medicham is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Medicham lost 6% of its health.
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Me: expected, lol.
0RLy: Fake Out was expected. After all, his cham IS leading.
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Medicham used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 43% of its health.
Tyranitar used Ice Punch.
Medicham lost 38% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Medicham is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Medicham lost 6% of its health.
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Me: Ice punch? I should have switched but I was being a ******* so...
0RLy: I led with Ice Punch to see if he would switch. I was happy to see that the damage his Bullet Punch dealt would be enough to reveal a little surprise on my ttar.
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Medicham used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 44% of its health.
Tyranitar's Liechi Berry raised its attack!
Tyranitar used Crunch.
Medicham lost 98% of its health.
ph3artehph1r3's Medicham fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me:...WTF?!?!?! DID HE LIKE RUN CALCS TO MAKE SURE I CAN'T 3HKO? Hate you. Oh well, Ttar will fall next turn, hopefully =D.
0RLy: I have 5% of my HP left and no priority move, there’s almost no point in keeping this guy around for later. Score: 1-0 orly.
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ph3artehph1r3 switched in Banette (lvl 100 Banette ?).
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0RLy: It doesn’t matter what I do. As far as I’m concered, a Shuckle’s Knock Off could finish me off right about now and I wouldn’t care (actually, I would because Shuckle has a Base Atk of 10… but hopefully you get what I mean). 61 Base Spe isn’t outrunning anything and 5% HP isn’t enough to switch into anything.
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Banette used Shadow Sneak.
It's not very effective...
Tyranitar lost 16% of its health.
orly's Tyranitar fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Banette is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Banette lost 6% of its health.
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Me: PWNT
0RLy: As low of a threat Banette is, I wanted to guarantee that it won’t be coming back. Score: 1:1.
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orly switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Scizor used Pursuit.
It's super effective!
Banette lost 110% of its health.
ph3artehph1r3's Banette fainted.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: ****. Switching ftl. He knew I was CBanded too, ******* >.>
Score: 2:1 orly.
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ph3artehph1r3 switched in Skarmory (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).
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Hahaha! YES! I hoped this would happen! I can’t wait to see how he reacts to this!
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Skarmory used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Scizor used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Skarmory lost 65% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
ph3artehph1r3: wtf
ph3artehph1r3: srsly?
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Me: Huh? Mix Scizor? lolololololololol
0RLy: Yes, srsly indeed. Technician'd base 59 atk Hidden Power (Fire) to the rescue! I AM worried that his Skarmory outspeeds me, but hopefully he would make the smart move and switch. 35% HP is plenty for a physical wall, unlike the 5% on my ttar. I'll use the safest attack option since Scizor is pretty threatening in it's own right.
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Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Scizor used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Skarmory lost 60% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: Dam, its stronger than I thought. I was fearing a pursit (*facepalms*) so I didn't switch.
0RLy: Yep, it looks like he's just going to use my Life Orb recoil to his advantage. The Life Orb guarantees my 2hko on Skarm, but it means squat if I don't outspeed him.
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Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Scizor used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Skarmory lost 61% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Scizor used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Skarmory lost 60% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Scizor used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Skarmory lost 59% of its health.
ph3artehph1r3's Skarmory fainted.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: *fail* you let me down Skarmory.
0RLy: I'm left with 50% of my HP left, but I managed to take down one of the most threatening Pokemon on his team. Score: 3:1 orly.
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orly: ******
ph3artehph1r3 switched in Rampardos (lvl 100 Rampardos ?).
ph3artehph1r3: *heatbutt*
ph3artehph1r3 switched in Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
Scizor used Superpower.
Shuckle lost 36% of its health.
Scizor's attack was lowered.
Scizor's defence was lowered.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: LOLOLOLOL, I mindgame'd him lol.
0RLy: Ah, he tried to trick me. Either way, I chose the most damaging move for either situation. He probably could've made a more profitable switch, like to a Flying-type. I can't stay in on this guy because I'm still mentally scarred from Karthik_King's warstory with the killer, Acupressure Shuckle.
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ph3artehph1r3: stop running calcs
ph3artehph1r3: >.<
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0RLy: Although running calcs would've helped me make a better decision three turns from now, I wasn't running calcs like bliu was guessing. I was actually looking up Shuckle's weaknesses. I was surprised to see that Shuckle was only weak to Water, Rock, and Steel.
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orly switched in Nipaah (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Pointed stones dug into Nipaah.
Nipaah lost 6% of its health.
Shuckle used Knock Off.
Nipaah lost 1% of its health.
Shuckle knocked off foe Nipaah's Leftovers!
The sandstorm rages.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: Wewt, time to Toxic him =D
0RLy: You know, I wouldn't have minded losing Scizor's Life Orb from trying to Bullet Punch. Oh well.
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Nipaah used Curse.
Nipaah's speed was lowered.
Nipaah's attack was raised.
Nipaah's defence was raised.
Shuckle used Toxic.
Nipaah was badly poisoned!
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 6% of its health.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: time to encore his Curse.
0RLy: Doesn't scare me too much. This is where knowing how much damage I would deal right now would come in handy.
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Nipaah used Curse.
Nipaah's speed was lowered.
Nipaah's attack was raised.
Nipaah's defence was raised.
Shuckle used Encore.
Nipaah got an encore!
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 12% of its health.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: I really hope he stays in lol.
Blah, I probably should've switched back to Scizor, but I doubted Bullet Punch's power. Here comes my futile attempt to ward off my fear of Karthik_King's Shuckle.
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orly switched in TouchingIsGood (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into TouchingIsGood.
TouchingIsGood lost 12% of its health.
Shuckle used Knock Off.
It's not very effective...
TouchingIsGood lost 1% of its health.
Shuckle knocked off foe TouchingIsGood's Focus Sash!
The sandstorm rages.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: What? No Scarftran? homo.
See, if Scizor came in, I would lose the Life Orb (good) and I would be able to punch his face in without fear since I'm immune to Toxic.
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Shuckle used Encore.
But it failed!
TouchingIsGood used Roar.
ph3artehph1r3 switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: *fails*
0RLy: Now I feel a little better about my decision. Getting Bullet Punch Encored would've given my opponent a free switch, provided I was dumb enough to stay in. I used Roar because he probably would find his way to grab a free switch had I used an offensive move.
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Tyranitar used Stone Edge.
A critical hit!
TouchingIsGood lost 105% of its health.
orly's TouchingIsGood fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: I wasn't running EQ lol. CRITS FTW!
0RLy: You know, I always get the feeling that a 20% chance of missing and a 12% chance to critical... resulting in an actual 9.6% chance to critical would put my luck in the right direction. I guess not. With that said, his ttar would probably survive the oncoming Earth Power. I guess it's better off to have Heatran down than someone else in my party. I am a bit surprised that his ttar is faster than my Heatran, but that's probably what I get for not maxing out Spe. Score: 3:2 orly.
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ph3artehph1r3: wewt
orly switched in FairNairJabx2FP (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Pointed stones dug into FairNairJabx2FP.
FairNairJabx2FP lost 3% of its health.
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0RLy: If he's scarfed, he should switch. If not, I'll get myself a very handsome stat boost.
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ph3artehph1r3: it is super effective
FairNairJabx2FP used Endure.
FairNairJabx2FP braced itself!
Tyranitar used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
FairNairJabx2FP lost 85% of its health.
FairNairJabx2FP's Salac Berry raised its speed!
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: That is not good.
0RLy: I love this strategy. From this, it looks like his ttar is jolly, which could be one reason why it outsped my Heatran as well as not KOing my Lucario.
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ph3artehph1r3: >.<
FairNairJabx2FP used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 192% of its health.
ph3artehph1r3's Tyranitar fainted.
FairNairJabx2FP's defence was lowered.
FairNairJabx2FP's special defence was lowered.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: That was not good either.
0RLy: From this, I know that his last remaining Pokemon isn't one that likes taking a hit from Lucario. Score: 4:2 orly.
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orly: earthquake would have killed me
ph3artehph1r3 switched in Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
ph3artehph1r3: i no
FairNairJabx2FP used Close Combat.
Shuckle lost 37% of its health.
FairNairJabx2FP's defence was lowered.
FairNairJabx2FP's special defence was lowered.
Shuckle used Knock Off.
It's not very effective...
FairNairJabx2FP lost 1% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: ****ing forgot he had no item.
0RLy: Haha, even with my defenses halved, Shuckle still deals laughable damage. There's that 4x resistance too, but whatever. Even if his Shuckle knows Rest, it can't do anything to me since I'm immune to Toxic. I could use this time to SD in preparation for his last Pok- Oh snap! ENCORE!
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ph3artehph1r3: no item?
FairNairJabx2FP used Close Combat.
Shuckle lost 34% of its health.
FairNairJabx2FP's defence was lowered.
FairNairJabx2FP's special defence was lowered.
Shuckle used Encore.
FairNairJabx2FP got an encore!
The sandstorm rages.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: Hopefully pp Stall him out...
0RLy: Aww yeah!
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The Real Elmo: berry...
orly: salac activated
FairNairJabx2FP used Close Combat.
Shuckle lost 33% of its health.
FairNairJabx2FP's defence was lowered.
FairNairJabx2FP's special defence was lowered.
Shuckle used Rest.
Shuckle fell asleep!
Shuckle restored 98% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: LOL
0RLy: Well, Rest has more PP than Close Combat, so I guess it's time to take a break, Lucario.
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ph3artehph1r3: oh ya
orly switched in Nipaah (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Pointed stones dug into Nipaah.
Nipaah lost 6% of its health.
Shuckle is fast asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 6% of its health.
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Me: Godamit, hopefully he will curse 2 times....
0RLy: Let's finish the job from last time, Swampert!
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Nipaah used Curse.
Nipaah's speed was lowered.
Nipaah's attack was raised.
Nipaah's defence was raised.
Shuckle is fast asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 12% of its health.
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Me: one....
0RLy: I'm not getting Encored this time!
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Nipaah used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Shuckle lost 55% of its health.
Shuckle woke up!
Shuckle used Encore.
Nipaah got an encore!
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 19% of its health.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: tw- ****. GG Shuckle.
0RLy: If he switches, his last Pokemon must like Swampert and hate Lucario. I can't think of such a Pokemon off the top of my head, so I'll continue with my safest move.
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Nipaah used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Shuckle lost 57% of its health.
ph3artehph1r3's Shuckle fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 25% of its health.
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Me: aw Shuckle, I had to sacrifice you D=
Score: 5:2.
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orly: gg
ph3artehph1r3 switched in Rampardos (lvl 100 Rampardos ?).
Rampardos used Rock Polish.
Rampardos's speed was sharply raised.
Nipaah used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Rampardos lost 209% of its health.
Rampardos hung on using its Focus Sash!
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 31% of its health.
orly's Nipaah fainted.
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Me: Pwnt.
0RLy: This is both really bad, and really good... as you can see in the comments below.
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orly: WUT
The Real Elmo: nice
orly: should've eq'd
ph3artehph1r3: dont extreme speed me D=
orly: I could show you the rest of my team
The Real Elmo: bullet punch
orly: or I could just finish you off now
orly: yep
ph3artehph1r3: *******s
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0RLy: I decided to toy around with him some more to see how strong a Rampardos can be...
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orly switched in WTFgross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Pointed stones dug into WTFgross.
WTFgross lost 6% of its health.
orly: /mercy
ph3artehph1r3: LOL
The Real Elmo: USE THE BELLYWAG!
Rampardos used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
WTFgross lost 76% of its health.
WTFgross used Icy Wind.
Rampardos lost 22% of its health.
ph3artehph1r3's Rampardos fainted.
orly wins!
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Me: w....t.....f. I SHOULDA WON THAT ONE!!!!!! REMATCH NAO!
0RLy: How disappointing. A super effective Earthquake barely scratches my 0/0 mixgross. If he thought he should've won... I had 2 more priority moves left on my team, so there!
Me: *points up* LIES!!!!!
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ph3artehph1r3: WTF
orly: .....lols
orly: weak sauce
ph3artehph1r3: this guy is weak
The Real Elmo has left the room.
orly: I just have beefy defenses
ph3artehph1r3: ****ing dugtrio can ohko
ph3artehph1r3: **** life
orly: uh.... because of stab
ph3artehph1r3: REMATCH HO
orly: ._.
ph3artehph1r3 has left the room.
orly sent out Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
ph3artehph1r3 sent out Medicham (lvl 100 Medicham ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
A sandstorm brewed!
The Real Elmo has entered the room.
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Me: Aw jeezus, pressure. I hate pressure. AND 0RLy already knows my only fighting-move is Focus Punch, so ****. But he could want me to think that, so I just use the 2cd best choice. =D
0RLy:Welcome, The Real Elmo! I hope you enjoy our game. Although Medicham could easily topple my Tyranitar, I already know that his cham’s only fighting move is Focus Punch. I’m perfectly safe for now.
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Medicham used Fake Out.
It's not very effective...
Tyranitar lost 8% of its health.
Tyranitar flinched!
The sandstorm rages.
Medicham is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Medicham lost 6% of its health.
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Me: expected, lol.
0RLy: Fake Out was expected. After all, his cham IS leading.
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Medicham used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 43% of its health.
Tyranitar used Ice Punch.
Medicham lost 38% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Medicham is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Medicham lost 6% of its health.
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Me: Ice punch? I should have switched but I was being a ******* so...
0RLy: I led with Ice Punch to see if he would switch. I was happy to see that the damage his Bullet Punch dealt would be enough to reveal a little surprise on my ttar.
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Medicham used Bullet Punch.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 44% of its health.
Tyranitar's Liechi Berry raised its attack!
Tyranitar used Crunch.
Medicham lost 98% of its health.
ph3artehph1r3's Medicham fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me:...WTF?!?!?! DID HE LIKE RUN CALCS TO MAKE SURE I CAN'T 3HKO? Hate you. Oh well, Ttar will fall next turn, hopefully =D.
0RLy: I have 5% of my HP left and no priority move, there’s almost no point in keeping this guy around for later. Score: 1-0 orly.
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ph3artehph1r3 switched in Banette (lvl 100 Banette ?).
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0RLy: It doesn’t matter what I do. As far as I’m concered, a Shuckle’s Knock Off could finish me off right about now and I wouldn’t care (actually, I would because Shuckle has a Base Atk of 10… but hopefully you get what I mean). 61 Base Spe isn’t outrunning anything and 5% HP isn’t enough to switch into anything.
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Banette used Shadow Sneak.
It's not very effective...
Tyranitar lost 16% of its health.
orly's Tyranitar fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Banette is buffetted by the sandstorm!
Banette lost 6% of its health.
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Me: PWNT
0RLy: As low of a threat Banette is, I wanted to guarantee that it won’t be coming back. Score: 1:1.
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orly switched in Scizor (lvl 100 Scizor ?).
Scizor used Pursuit.
It's super effective!
Banette lost 110% of its health.
ph3artehph1r3's Banette fainted.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: ****. Switching ftl. He knew I was CBanded too, ******* >.>
Score: 2:1 orly.
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ph3artehph1r3 switched in Skarmory (lvl 100 Skarmory ?).
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Hahaha! YES! I hoped this would happen! I can’t wait to see how he reacts to this!
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Skarmory used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around your foe's team!
Scizor used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Skarmory lost 65% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
ph3artehph1r3: wtf
ph3artehph1r3: srsly?
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Me: Huh? Mix Scizor? lolololololololol
0RLy: Yes, srsly indeed. Technician'd base 59 atk Hidden Power (Fire) to the rescue! I AM worried that his Skarmory outspeeds me, but hopefully he would make the smart move and switch. 35% HP is plenty for a physical wall, unlike the 5% on my ttar. I'll use the safest attack option since Scizor is pretty threatening in it's own right.
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Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Scizor used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Skarmory lost 60% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: Dam, its stronger than I thought. I was fearing a pursit (*facepalms*) so I didn't switch.
0RLy: Yep, it looks like he's just going to use my Life Orb recoil to his advantage. The Life Orb guarantees my 2hko on Skarm, but it means squat if I don't outspeed him.
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Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Scizor used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Skarmory lost 61% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Scizor used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Skarmory lost 60% of its health.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Skarmory used Roost.
Skarmory restored 50% of its health.
Scizor used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Skarmory lost 59% of its health.
ph3artehph1r3's Skarmory fainted.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: *fail* you let me down Skarmory.
0RLy: I'm left with 50% of my HP left, but I managed to take down one of the most threatening Pokemon on his team. Score: 3:1 orly.
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orly: ******
ph3artehph1r3 switched in Rampardos (lvl 100 Rampardos ?).
ph3artehph1r3: *heatbutt*
ph3artehph1r3 switched in Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
Scizor used Superpower.
Shuckle lost 36% of its health.
Scizor's attack was lowered.
Scizor's defence was lowered.
Scizor lost 10% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: LOLOLOLOL, I mindgame'd him lol.
0RLy: Ah, he tried to trick me. Either way, I chose the most damaging move for either situation. He probably could've made a more profitable switch, like to a Flying-type. I can't stay in on this guy because I'm still mentally scarred from Karthik_King's warstory with the killer, Acupressure Shuckle.
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ph3artehph1r3: stop running calcs
ph3artehph1r3: >.<
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0RLy: Although running calcs would've helped me make a better decision three turns from now, I wasn't running calcs like bliu was guessing. I was actually looking up Shuckle's weaknesses. I was surprised to see that Shuckle was only weak to Water, Rock, and Steel.
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orly switched in Nipaah (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Pointed stones dug into Nipaah.
Nipaah lost 6% of its health.
Shuckle used Knock Off.
Nipaah lost 1% of its health.
Shuckle knocked off foe Nipaah's Leftovers!
The sandstorm rages.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: Wewt, time to Toxic him =D
0RLy: You know, I wouldn't have minded losing Scizor's Life Orb from trying to Bullet Punch. Oh well.
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Nipaah used Curse.
Nipaah's speed was lowered.
Nipaah's attack was raised.
Nipaah's defence was raised.
Shuckle used Toxic.
Nipaah was badly poisoned!
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 6% of its health.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: time to encore his Curse.
0RLy: Doesn't scare me too much. This is where knowing how much damage I would deal right now would come in handy.
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Nipaah used Curse.
Nipaah's speed was lowered.
Nipaah's attack was raised.
Nipaah's defence was raised.
Shuckle used Encore.
Nipaah got an encore!
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 12% of its health.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: I really hope he stays in lol.
Blah, I probably should've switched back to Scizor, but I doubted Bullet Punch's power. Here comes my futile attempt to ward off my fear of Karthik_King's Shuckle.
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orly switched in TouchingIsGood (lvl 100 Heatran ?).
Pointed stones dug into TouchingIsGood.
TouchingIsGood lost 12% of its health.
Shuckle used Knock Off.
It's not very effective...
TouchingIsGood lost 1% of its health.
Shuckle knocked off foe TouchingIsGood's Focus Sash!
The sandstorm rages.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: What? No Scarftran? homo.
See, if Scizor came in, I would lose the Life Orb (good) and I would be able to punch his face in without fear since I'm immune to Toxic.
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Shuckle used Encore.
But it failed!
TouchingIsGood used Roar.
ph3artehph1r3 switched in Tyranitar (lvl 100 Tyranitar ?).
Tyranitar's Sand Stream whipped up a sandstorm!
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: *fails*
0RLy: Now I feel a little better about my decision. Getting Bullet Punch Encored would've given my opponent a free switch, provided I was dumb enough to stay in. I used Roar because he probably would find his way to grab a free switch had I used an offensive move.
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Tyranitar used Stone Edge.
A critical hit!
TouchingIsGood lost 105% of its health.
orly's TouchingIsGood fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: I wasn't running EQ lol. CRITS FTW!
0RLy: You know, I always get the feeling that a 20% chance of missing and a 12% chance to critical... resulting in an actual 9.6% chance to critical would put my luck in the right direction. I guess not. With that said, his ttar would probably survive the oncoming Earth Power. I guess it's better off to have Heatran down than someone else in my party. I am a bit surprised that his ttar is faster than my Heatran, but that's probably what I get for not maxing out Spe. Score: 3:2 orly.
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ph3artehph1r3: wewt
orly switched in FairNairJabx2FP (lvl 100 Lucario ?).
Pointed stones dug into FairNairJabx2FP.
FairNairJabx2FP lost 3% of its health.
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0RLy: If he's scarfed, he should switch. If not, I'll get myself a very handsome stat boost.
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ph3artehph1r3: it is super effective
FairNairJabx2FP used Endure.
FairNairJabx2FP braced itself!
Tyranitar used Fire Punch.
It's super effective!
FairNairJabx2FP lost 85% of its health.
FairNairJabx2FP's Salac Berry raised its speed!
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: That is not good.
0RLy: I love this strategy. From this, it looks like his ttar is jolly, which could be one reason why it outsped my Heatran as well as not KOing my Lucario.
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ph3artehph1r3: >.<
FairNairJabx2FP used Close Combat.
It's super effective!
Tyranitar lost 192% of its health.
ph3artehph1r3's Tyranitar fainted.
FairNairJabx2FP's defence was lowered.
FairNairJabx2FP's special defence was lowered.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: That was not good either.
0RLy: From this, I know that his last remaining Pokemon isn't one that likes taking a hit from Lucario. Score: 4:2 orly.
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orly: earthquake would have killed me
ph3artehph1r3 switched in Shuckle (lvl 100 Shuckle ?).
ph3artehph1r3: i no
FairNairJabx2FP used Close Combat.
Shuckle lost 37% of its health.
FairNairJabx2FP's defence was lowered.
FairNairJabx2FP's special defence was lowered.
Shuckle used Knock Off.
It's not very effective...
FairNairJabx2FP lost 1% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: ****ing forgot he had no item.
0RLy: Haha, even with my defenses halved, Shuckle still deals laughable damage. There's that 4x resistance too, but whatever. Even if his Shuckle knows Rest, it can't do anything to me since I'm immune to Toxic. I could use this time to SD in preparation for his last Pok- Oh snap! ENCORE!
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ph3artehph1r3: no item?
FairNairJabx2FP used Close Combat.
Shuckle lost 34% of its health.
FairNairJabx2FP's defence was lowered.
FairNairJabx2FP's special defence was lowered.
Shuckle used Encore.
FairNairJabx2FP got an encore!
The sandstorm rages.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: Hopefully pp Stall him out...
0RLy: Aww yeah!
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The Real Elmo: berry...
orly: salac activated
FairNairJabx2FP used Close Combat.
Shuckle lost 33% of its health.
FairNairJabx2FP's defence was lowered.
FairNairJabx2FP's special defence was lowered.
Shuckle used Rest.
Shuckle fell asleep!
Shuckle restored 98% of its health.
The sandstorm rages.
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Me: LOL
0RLy: Well, Rest has more PP than Close Combat, so I guess it's time to take a break, Lucario.
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ph3artehph1r3: oh ya
orly switched in Nipaah (lvl 100 Swampert ?).
Pointed stones dug into Nipaah.
Nipaah lost 6% of its health.
Shuckle is fast asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 6% of its health.
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Me: Godamit, hopefully he will curse 2 times....
0RLy: Let's finish the job from last time, Swampert!
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Nipaah used Curse.
Nipaah's speed was lowered.
Nipaah's attack was raised.
Nipaah's defence was raised.
Shuckle is fast asleep!
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 12% of its health.
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Me: one....
0RLy: I'm not getting Encored this time!
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Nipaah used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Shuckle lost 55% of its health.
Shuckle woke up!
Shuckle used Encore.
Nipaah got an encore!
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 19% of its health.
Shuckle's leftovers restored its health a little!
Shuckle restored 6% of its health.
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Me: tw- ****. GG Shuckle.
0RLy: If he switches, his last Pokemon must like Swampert and hate Lucario. I can't think of such a Pokemon off the top of my head, so I'll continue with my safest move.
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Nipaah used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Shuckle lost 57% of its health.
ph3artehph1r3's Shuckle fainted.
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 25% of its health.
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Me: aw Shuckle, I had to sacrifice you D=
Score: 5:2.
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orly: gg
ph3artehph1r3 switched in Rampardos (lvl 100 Rampardos ?).
Rampardos used Rock Polish.
Rampardos's speed was sharply raised.
Nipaah used Waterfall.
It's super effective!
Rampardos lost 209% of its health.
Rampardos hung on using its Focus Sash!
The sandstorm rages.
Nipaah is hurt by poison!
Nipaah lost 31% of its health.
orly's Nipaah fainted.
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Me: Pwnt.
0RLy: This is both really bad, and really good... as you can see in the comments below.
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orly: WUT
The Real Elmo: nice
orly: should've eq'd
ph3artehph1r3: dont extreme speed me D=
orly: I could show you the rest of my team
The Real Elmo: bullet punch
orly: or I could just finish you off now
orly: yep
ph3artehph1r3: *******s
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0RLy: I decided to toy around with him some more to see how strong a Rampardos can be...
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orly switched in WTFgross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Pointed stones dug into WTFgross.
WTFgross lost 6% of its health.
orly: /mercy
ph3artehph1r3: LOL
The Real Elmo: USE THE BELLYWAG!
Rampardos used Earthquake.
It's super effective!
WTFgross lost 76% of its health.
WTFgross used Icy Wind.
Rampardos lost 22% of its health.
ph3artehph1r3's Rampardos fainted.
orly wins!
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Me: w....t.....f. I SHOULDA WON THAT ONE!!!!!! REMATCH NAO!
0RLy: How disappointing. A super effective Earthquake barely scratches my 0/0 mixgross. If he thought he should've won... I had 2 more priority moves left on my team, so there!
Me: *points up* LIES!!!!!
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ph3artehph1r3: WTF
orly: .....lols
orly: weak sauce
ph3artehph1r3: this guy is weak
The Real Elmo has left the room.
orly: I just have beefy defenses
ph3artehph1r3: ****ing dugtrio can ohko
ph3artehph1r3: **** life
orly: uh.... because of stab
ph3artehph1r3: REMATCH HO
orly: ._.
ph3artehph1r3 has left the room.
).*