Hysterical Classic Failures

[Belgrim]

Discuss your hysterical failures in classic mode. For instance, I once died on the first fight because I got hit by the baseball bat and then a dragoon since the CPU got the 3rd part from me after already having the other 2 parts. I laughed and cried after this bull bull defeat.

 

[shogungari]

Every time I die to Master Hand's hand flapping. That has to be the ultimate troll move.

 

[L9999]

The card move of Master Hand is SO F****** cheap. Especially when you do Ganon's Up Tilt.

 

[NidoMay]

Well I had a fail I literally just experienced. However, it's more a fail on the CPU's part, was getting to the master shadow with Greninja, got ready with a water shuriken, it leaped over... fell down and couldn't get back up.
I literally did not lay a finger on the Master core's copy form and still beat it.

 

[SapphSabre777]

Every time I die to Master Hand's hand flapping. That has to be the ultimate troll move.

You think THAT is a troll, how about Crazy Hand grabbing you and burying you onto A CARD, KOing you, guaranteed?

Hilariously, it was on that attempt that I completed 9.0 with non-custom Kirby. Jokes on you, hands!

 

[hotdogturtle]

Only thing that really happened was I was fighting DK on Jungle Japes and there were 2 Dragoon pieces in the middle (they fell after I accidentally killed myself trying to ride the water to the left to recover). I was trying to fight DK to the right side to get him away from the pieces, but he got through and grabbed both of them. Then the third piece spawned in the air right in front of his face, and he grabbed it, from his standing position, before it even hit the ground. Of course he killed me because you can't fake out CPUs.

 

[NidoMay]

Only thing that really happened was I was fighting DK on Jungle Japes and there were 2 Dragoon pieces in the middle (they fell after I accidentally killed myself trying to ride the water to the left to recover). I was trying to fight DK to the right side to get him away from the pieces, but he got through and grabbed both of them. Then the third piece spawned in the air right in front of his face, and he grabbed it, from his standing position, before it even hit the ground. Of course he killed me because you can't fake out CPUs.

It feels like the cpu is cheaper than ever in general, given how they always seem to outpriority players and the ones with counters are near impossible to properly fight up close without spamming throws.
However, the "know where items are before they even spawn" is the most blatant cheat of the lot.

 

[Minuy600]

Losing to Master Hand on Intensity 2.0.

 

[Gyorg the Yossarian]

I had to fight a metal Villager on 9.0 once. Couldn't launch him, couldn't gimp him (i was Falcon). He eventually Daybreaked me. I quitted and started over, No regrets.