Sandy
Smash Champion
HYRULE PARADISE
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As I use the little fairies that heal my pain
I take a look at my clothes, and realize they’re very plain
But they’re just perfect for a hero like me
For they withstand painful things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I’m fightin’ foes
Riding on Epona, catching lots of Poes… fool
And I’ve been slicin’ and dicin’ so long that
Even Princess Zelda thinks that my mind is gone
I’m a man of the land, I’ve saved a few women
Got a weapon in my hand and some tights on my shin
But if I save my homeland and you save thine
Then tonight we’re gonna party ‘til it’s 11:59
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Hyrule paradise
I’ve fought Ganon once or twice
Living in a Hyrule paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Living in a Hyrule paradise
Got a shield at discount price
Living in a Hyrule paradise
A Stalfos hit me in the back last week
I just glared at him, and slashed him on the cheek
I really don’t care, in fact, I’m feeling fine
But when I get to Ganon he’s gonna be mine
But I’ve never punched Ruto
Even if she deserved it
A hero with a ‘tude?
You know that’s unheard of.
I never wear buttons, but monsters think I’m mean
But my homies agree I really look good in green… fool
If you come to visit, you’ll be bored to tears
We haven’t even got the Triforce in 10,000 years
But we ain’t really quaint, so please don’t point and stare.
We’re just technologically impaired
There are Stalfos, Ice Keese, and some Like Likes
But no luxuries
Like those danged Pea Hats, it’s as annoying as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Hyrule paradise
We’re just strange and magical guys
Living in a Hyrule paradise
Ganon’s caused some sin and vice
Living in a Hyrule paradise
With monsters, I ain’t very nice
Living in a Hyrule paradise
Hitchin’ up Epona, slicing foes like butter
Raised a Cucco Monday, soon I’ll raise another
Think you’re really righteous?
Think you’re pure in heart?
Well, Hero of Time ain’t your art
I’m the bigger guy that Mido wants to be like
Acting like he’s tough and larger than life
But don’t be vain, and don’t be whiny
Or else, my friend, I might have to get medieval on your hiney
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Hyrule paradise
We get crazy at midnights
Living in a Hyrule paradise
There’s no cops or traffic lights
Living in a Hyrule paradise
But you’d probably think it bites
Living in a Hyrule paradise
I found this at fanfiction.net
Link:
As I use the little fairies that heal my pain
I take a look at my clothes, and realize they’re very plain
But they’re just perfect for a hero like me
For they withstand painful things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I’m fightin’ foes
Riding on Epona, catching lots of Poes… fool
And I’ve been slicin’ and dicin’ so long that
Even Princess Zelda thinks that my mind is gone
I’m a man of the land, I’ve saved a few women
Got a weapon in my hand and some tights on my shin
But if I save my homeland and you save thine
Then tonight we’re gonna party ‘til it’s 11:59
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Hyrule paradise
I’ve fought Ganon once or twice
Living in a Hyrule paradise
It’s hard work and sacrifice
Living in a Hyrule paradise
Got a shield at discount price
Living in a Hyrule paradise
A Stalfos hit me in the back last week
I just glared at him, and slashed him on the cheek
I really don’t care, in fact, I’m feeling fine
But when I get to Ganon he’s gonna be mine
But I’ve never punched Ruto
Even if she deserved it
A hero with a ‘tude?
You know that’s unheard of.
I never wear buttons, but monsters think I’m mean
But my homies agree I really look good in green… fool
If you come to visit, you’ll be bored to tears
We haven’t even got the Triforce in 10,000 years
But we ain’t really quaint, so please don’t point and stare.
We’re just technologically impaired
There are Stalfos, Ice Keese, and some Like Likes
But no luxuries
Like those danged Pea Hats, it’s as annoying as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Hyrule paradise
We’re just strange and magical guys
Living in a Hyrule paradise
Ganon’s caused some sin and vice
Living in a Hyrule paradise
With monsters, I ain’t very nice
Living in a Hyrule paradise
Hitchin’ up Epona, slicing foes like butter
Raised a Cucco Monday, soon I’ll raise another
Think you’re really righteous?
Think you’re pure in heart?
Well, Hero of Time ain’t your art
I’m the bigger guy that Mido wants to be like
Acting like he’s tough and larger than life
But don’t be vain, and don’t be whiny
Or else, my friend, I might have to get medieval on your hiney
We been spending most our lives
Living in a Hyrule paradise
We get crazy at midnights
Living in a Hyrule paradise
There’s no cops or traffic lights
Living in a Hyrule paradise
But you’d probably think it bites
Living in a Hyrule paradise
I found this at fanfiction.net