Dragonbreath
Smash Ace
Okay, here's the situation.
You're sitting at your computermastrub posting on SmashWorld. Suddenly, your door gets busted down by Sakurai and his band of merry men. After you zip up your pants, he tells you that the number one on your Brawl wishlist is going to be announced as an assist trophy.
However, in typical nintendo fan-servicing fashion, he's going to allow that character's biggest fan to decide exactly what that assist trophy's going to do. And he knows you're the biggest fan, because of thosedirty pictures fanarts of insert-character-here you were just looking at ten seconds ago.
The reason that they're telling you this is because the game has been ready to ship since 2006, and they're getting bored just hanging around until Febuary. They want something to do with their free time (Besides playing Brawl, the lucky *******s), so effort and resources are not an issue.
So what do you tell him? Hypothetically speaking, of course.
I'll go first. Since Midna can no longer be a playable character, I'm going to say that she uses her bizzare magic and love of mischief to turn every character onscreen into an animal.
Each character's animal form is different, but they all have one thing in common: Limited movesets. Link's wolf form, for example, can't use any of his special attacks and has only a handful of standard moves.
Captain Falcon's rooster form (A falcon would be too obvious, wouldn't it? Chicken in a helmet FTW.) has nothing other than the Falcon Punch.
As for characters that are already animals. . .
. . .I dunno. Fight one-handed because they're covering their nads with the other one?
D.K. can use that tie for a loincloth, though.
You're sitting at your computer
However, in typical nintendo fan-servicing fashion, he's going to allow that character's biggest fan to decide exactly what that assist trophy's going to do. And he knows you're the biggest fan, because of those
The reason that they're telling you this is because the game has been ready to ship since 2006, and they're getting bored just hanging around until Febuary. They want something to do with their free time (Besides playing Brawl, the lucky *******s), so effort and resources are not an issue.
So what do you tell him? Hypothetically speaking, of course.
I'll go first. Since Midna can no longer be a playable character, I'm going to say that she uses her bizzare magic and love of mischief to turn every character onscreen into an animal.
Each character's animal form is different, but they all have one thing in common: Limited movesets. Link's wolf form, for example, can't use any of his special attacks and has only a handful of standard moves.
Captain Falcon's rooster form (A falcon would be too obvious, wouldn't it? Chicken in a helmet FTW.) has nothing other than the Falcon Punch.
As for characters that are already animals. . .
. . .I dunno. Fight one-handed because they're covering their nads with the other one?
D.K. can use that tie for a loincloth, though.
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