The Fail Tracer
The Universal Cosmic Tracer
Okay, everywhere I look for information on how to Brawl online, I get all this confusing stuff, one site telling me to do one thing, the other site telling me to do something else, a bunch of random computer-y words and numbers, making up a bunch of complete gibberish, the Brawl instruction book telling me it's free, other websites telling me it costs money and a credit card number, an address, and all this other crap that's just confusing...
FOR ****'S SAKE, ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE FUN!!!
I mean, I knew this was gonna happen as soon as I heard I could Brawl online, everybody here was exploding with joy, while all I could think was, "Oh no, this is going to take loads and loads of extra equipment, reading a highly advanced instruction book on how to plug in the Wii to the computer, plugging in the Wii to the computer, everything I do having to cost money, downloading loads and loads of crap, ETC ETC." I'm not a rocket scientist! Now everybody here is having so much fun, while I'm just bored out of my mind. Mind you, I'VE NEVER PLAYED A COMPETITIVE PERSON IN MY LIFE. All my life, I've just played Smash with my Mom, my friends, and computers. My Mom doesn't play with me ever anymore, and my friends don't see me very often anymore, and that's all topped by they just suck at Smash. Now I can only play computers.
Isn't that just sad? Sorry, this should have been a question instead of rant, but I'm just so pissed right now. I don't mean to seem rude, though. I'm just frustrated.
Could somebody please tell me what I have to do to Brawl online? Does it seriously take loads and loads of extra equipment, reading a highly advanced instruction book on how to plug in the Wii to the computer, plugging in the Wii to the computer, everything I do having to cost money, downloading loads and loads of stuff, ETC ETC?
FOR ****'S SAKE, ALL I WANT TO DO IS HAVE FUN!!!
I mean, I knew this was gonna happen as soon as I heard I could Brawl online, everybody here was exploding with joy, while all I could think was, "Oh no, this is going to take loads and loads of extra equipment, reading a highly advanced instruction book on how to plug in the Wii to the computer, plugging in the Wii to the computer, everything I do having to cost money, downloading loads and loads of crap, ETC ETC." I'm not a rocket scientist! Now everybody here is having so much fun, while I'm just bored out of my mind. Mind you, I'VE NEVER PLAYED A COMPETITIVE PERSON IN MY LIFE. All my life, I've just played Smash with my Mom, my friends, and computers. My Mom doesn't play with me ever anymore, and my friends don't see me very often anymore, and that's all topped by they just suck at Smash. Now I can only play computers.
Isn't that just sad? Sorry, this should have been a question instead of rant, but I'm just so pissed right now. I don't mean to seem rude, though. I'm just frustrated.
Could somebody please tell me what I have to do to Brawl online? Does it seriously take loads and loads of extra equipment, reading a highly advanced instruction book on how to plug in the Wii to the computer, plugging in the Wii to the computer, everything I do having to cost money, downloading loads and loads of stuff, ETC ETC?