How Could You Not Awe At This

[Kri3o]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2236084.ece

A BLINKING marvel kung-fu master has revealed how he can lift huge buckets of water – by buttoning them to his eyelids.
Black belt Song Tao places the buttons – connected to lengths of rope – under his eyelids and simply by closing his eyes he can lift nearly 100lbs of water.

Song of Dongying, eastern China, said: "I spent years just getting used to the feel of the buttons under my eyelids. I would sleep with them there.

"I was taught by another master who could lift even more than I do. I try to focus on the beauty of lifting and forget about the pain."

But Song fears the skill may die out with him.

He said: "I've tried several pupils but they all find the training too hard and too painful."

The werid stuff us humans can do now and days.

 

[GoldShadow]

I don't buy it. This story is nowhere else on the internet. But more importantly, this is physically impossible.

And that is why I am not awed by it.

edit: crafty writer though. I just caught the "I've tried several pupils" part of it. Pun intended? I think so!

 

[MBreeto]

I understand the two buckets connected to his eyelids, but why is he holding one in each hand? Is it for balance? Anyways, pretty worthless talent. I bet his eyelids are twice as long as they used to be if this is real

 

[Alt53]

Hard to wrap my mind around this...
Amazing, still.

 

[GoldShadow]

It's fake.

 

[Smudge]

Its in The Sun, it cannot be fake, they tell nothing but cold hard fact*




*Warning: May contain lies

 

[The furosious robot has left]

his mother must be proud.