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Blue_Angel

Smash Cadet
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Some of you may know me from a certain online Smash server for a certain dinosaur system. We'll just call it killer. I'm really becoming a member to greet the community as well as talk to those I'm playing.

(Also to tell Holy Quebec to stop stalking me over a childrens game. It's creepy, no really its creepy. srsly)

I'm not a tournament go-er or an extreme player. I play SSB as a game and thats all. I really don't like feeling like a geek so I keep up with the lingo around here in killer I have come across 3 or 4 sayings.

John = Complain (How the hell it means it - beyond me)
Scrub = ???? (Something about newcomer)
New*** = Something taken from /b/
Cancer thats killing SSB = ... seriously? /b/

I usually play when I need a break from playing playstation/ Gamecube SSB/ Wii. My player of choice is pikachu (I know jack **** about tiers and I play with pika solely because he's cute and he teleports. Sort of why I play pichu/pikachu/mewtwo/shiek in Melee and pikachu in Brawl. Something about being invisible as an up b attack seems really cool to me) my controller of choice (and the only thing I have the option of using since I have no controllers) keyboard.

I know a few mechanics about the 64 SSB which I basically came across in game by mistake.

DI - I'm guessing is when you repeatedly push a button in a direction as someone attacks you to get away/ not die as easily.. however I don't have too much of a grasp on it.

Short hop - Hitting a c-button to jump lower in game. (End key for keyboard users. Since I'm on keyboard thats an impossibility for me. It's about as easy as patting my stomach and rubbing my head. It's possible but in the heat of the moment I wont be able to constrict my finger to just press a key lightly. Especially against a controller user.)

Mind games - e.e Against some people it's just playing link stage and hiding under the green thing.. or walking away instead of fighting. However, for others its tricking someone into an opening (and at the same time not wasting friggin time by walking away)

Shield breaker - Breaking shield YAY ME! Easy one.



There are others butI don't really care to explain them because you guys know already.. however its pretty new knowledge to me.

Anywho, I'm 23 years old and I used to play SSB on nintendo because of the commercial. You guys remember the commercial? Loving you, is like loving me blah blah blah TOGETHER! and the Yoshi would trip pikachu and it'll evolve into a scuffle of buttrape proportions and nothing of value would be lost. Yeah.. so.. I started playing SSB then. I love playing with the items on especially pokeballs. However because its online it'll desynch the game =( so I play team games or against people and have lotsa fun. I picked up lots of neat things like Tele edge paths. Also the exact moment in time to tele and land with no landing delay. :3


So yeah.. In short. Hi guys, hope to play you whenever I sign on. I'm not a regular (even though I've been on Killer for about 2 years on and off.. no rly.) I log on rarely but there are times I log on alot. ;) Hope ta' play you soon.
 

NixxxoN

Smash Master
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Barcelona
Mind games - e.e Against some people it's just playing link stage and hiding under the green thing.. or walking away instead of fighting.
No, this thing you described is just being a gay camper :p

But seriously, we can play if you are from europe, go to players compendium thread.
 

Fireblaster

Smash Lord
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Storrs, Connecticut
No, this thing you described is just being a gay camper :p
The part where she talked about creating an opening is correct though.

But seriously, we can play if you are from europe, go to players compendium thread.
She is from NorthEast USA or close to it in Canada. She gets 15 ping in EGX.

Blue Angel, I'm just curious, how does HolyQuebec stalk you?
 

Superstar

Smash Champion
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Miami, Florida
Can I stalk you?

A scrub is someone that tries to associate honor with a videogame. Most non play to win people, basically. Usually mentions stuff as cheap, the humerous part is that they all think differently so it's hard to appeal to them, you will always be yelled at for doing something whether it's throwing a fireball, comboing, grabbing, or camping.

Z-Cancel is also pretty important, but meh.
 

Blue_Angel

Smash Cadet
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HolyQuebec is a cool guy, I think I'd be honored if he was stalking me.
He would change his usernames to play with me everytime.

He will then proceed to tak the game waaaaay too seriously after he wins. If I point out there is a lag spike (not complaining that I lost) he will then call me every name in the book. (Which earned him the name Douchebag / D-Bag from myself.)

Not to mention he will spend time spamming the main chat in Killera everytime I sign on saying "scrub alert (I had no idea what that meant and it really didn't offend me.. however I found it super creepy that someone is stalking me) Blue Angel."

I kindly pointed out if he didn't want to play me (which he does and is more upset that I don't drop from the game if I am on a losing streak.. because I actually play to play not play to win) he didn't have to. He then proceeded to ***** that I am a new*** (wow.. k.. and.. so?) and I am the cancer thats killing SSB. (I am killing a childrens game.. not the person who is taking the game seriously).

So.. yeah, I kinda wish he would stop stalking me. If he doesn't like me (because I'm not a shffling keyboard user) and he really thinks I am less than dirt and whatever the hell he *****es about. Don't play me.. it's not hard. I don't go joining his room and force him to play me. Every friggin time we fight its him joining me. Fact.

>:/
 

Tektite

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Lakeville, Minnesota
He would change his usernames to play with me everytime.

He will then proceed to tak the game waaaaay too seriously after he wins. If I point out there is a lag spike (not complaining that I lost) he will then call me every name in the book. (Which earned him the name Douchebag / D-Bag from myself.)

Not to mention he will spend time spamming the main chat in Killera everytime I sign on saying "scrub alert (I had no idea what that meant and it really didn't offend me.. however I found it super creepy that someone is stalking me) Blue Angel."

I kindly pointed out if he didn't want to play me (which he does and is more upset that I don't drop from the game if I am on a losing streak.. because I actually play to play not play to win) he didn't have to. He then proceeded to ***** that I am a new*** (wow.. k.. and.. so?) and I am the cancer thats killing SSB. (I am killing a childrens game.. not the person who is taking the game seriously).

So.. yeah, I kinda wish he would stop stalking me. If he doesn't like me (because I'm not a shffling keyboard user) and he really thinks I am less than dirt and whatever the hell he *****es about. Don't play me.. it's not hard. I don't go joining his room and force him to play me. Every friggin time we fight its him joining me. Fact.

>:/
Double post.

Fact: Stalkers only go for the ones who are good in bed.
 

Blue_Angel

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@ Quote change



Fix'd. Yeah that's the target for the gay *** campers, just don't chose that stage EVER.
@ quote

>.> I like like stage because sometimes it helps me beat super pros because of leeway. I usually stay on the side of the stage with no aeriel obstacles however when someone comes shffling like mad I am forced to run and kick as soon as there is an opening. On Kirby stage there are aeriel obstacles which helps dem shffling bassards kick my poor widdle butt. :/

I can't DI because they'll have my butt
I can't DI super good because.. I don't know how >.>
I can't try to attack them head on because I usually end up being fodder for fatality combos
I can't even shield against them because they'll shield break me.


So my only choice is to fake them out and then try to combo them. (My record is only about 9 hits.. but that time it was luck)

So yeah.. I do like fighting super pros though because if I can beat them even once I feel like I did awesome. :)
 

Dash_Fox

Smash Ace
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Jun 20, 2006
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California, Sacramento
Don't listen to HolyQUEERbec he's a big noob infact don't even play with him it will make you worse, no joke. He's also a lame *** person and can't accumulate any funny jokes or creative insults. Play with me and Boomfan instead, or any of us PpS crew.
 

LegendOfZelda

Smash Apprentice
Joined
Jan 27, 2008
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149
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Vista (Playing 64 and Melee)
Hi =]
I don't have much to add since I don't really know many people yet either, but, here are some facts about SSB64:
1) Yoshi's the best character in the game. (Duh!)
2) Falcon is awesome.
3) Everyone hates kirby's up tilt.
 

killa k

Smash Ace
Joined
Aug 9, 2006
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943
Location
Brooklyn, NY
o hai thar. ive seen u a couple of times n thought u were scampy (because of rose). ne ways u may see me online as ShAdOwMaRiO or Kage no Mario.
 

Blue_Angel

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o hai thar. ive seen u a couple of times n thought u were scampy (because of rose). ne ways u may see me online as ShAdOwMaRiO or Kage no Mario.
:D Pway me when possible.


Off topicly did you guys see when Holy did that creepy stalk thing with my name? He kept trying to play me but I kept kicking him because he's a jerk. Then he was all like using my name and stuff. He said he cant be a stalker because there is alot of people online.. but he sure does have the symptoms of a stalker.
 

Daedatheus

Smash Lord
Joined
Jun 10, 2008
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Toronto & Kingston, Ontario
Off topicly did you guys see when Holy did that creepy stalk thing with my name? He kept trying to play me but I kept kicking him because he's a jerk. Then he was all like using my name and stuff. He said he cant be a stalker because there is alot of people online.. but he sure does have the symptoms of a stalker.
Ugh, scary sh-t. I played Holy waaay back when I was much worse at this game, I remember him taking the game extremely seriously (beyond what even the best players on here do) and being the most arrogant, cocky, annoying little **** you've ever seen.... that was on EGX, needless to say I don't play there anymore.

You need to get P2P. There's a thread for that (all the goodies under "Playing Online" will get you up and running):

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=208132

Then, you need to add people via the player's compendium thread, get them on MSN or AIM and play them:

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=210840

Voila you are now smashing with low lag, and with good players who won't stalk you.
 

Dajayman

Banned via Administration
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Feb 14, 2008
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281
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Chicago, Illinois
Although Holy may be an a-hole/stalker, he is a pretty good player I gotta give him that. I just wished my computer and PJ64k was working well, I haven't played Smash 64 online since the end of November. :/
 
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