Have you accepted P:M as your personal lord and saviour?

[Generically Epic]

In the beginning of brawl, there was nothing (competitively), until the lords of smash said "let there be fights!" and so, tripping was removed, and it was good. Then, the lords decided to redo the stages that allowed only luck to win... this was also good. The characters were balanced so that actual skill would prevail over whorenados. This also was good. Throughout many balance changes, and other general gameplay fixes, the hacking word of smash was made. These lords of smash decided to go there separate ways. Sometimes they would keep elements from the other lords, or sometimes they would reincarnate. BBrawl, Brawl+, and Project M decided that turning the black sheep of the smash family back into it's former glory of melee. Brawl Minus decided that making everyone into Metaknight on steroids with crack for blood was a way to better balance brawl, and so it was. However, one team stands above the rest. Project M has saved us from the sins of brawl. For P:M is chosen son of Melee, the one true God of Smash. Will you spread the ways of the shffl, and avoid spamming temptation? Will you accept the knee of justice for your poor D.I.? May 3.02 be with you.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Holy-Church-of-Project-M/237845949721087?ref=hl

 

[Thane of Blue Flames]

This is going to turn into a flame thread so fast so hard it'll be like Roy just meteored a recovering Charizard into Norfair's lower blast zone.

Spoiler

Roy sux

 

[Generically Epic]

This is going to turn into a flame thread so fast so hard it'll be like Roy just meteored a recovering Charizard into Norfair's lower blast zone.

Spoiler

Roy sux

I don't like incoming flame war, but that description was hilarious.

 

[ShadowGanon]

In the beginning of brawl, there was nothing (competitively), until the lords of smash said "let there be fights!" and so, tripping was removed, and it was good. Then, the lords decided to redo the stages that allowed only luck to win... this was also good. The characters were balanced so that actual skill would prevail over *****nados. This also was good. Throughout many balance changes, and other general gameplay fixes, the hacking word of smash was made. These lords of smash decided to go there separate ways. Sometimes they would keep elements from the other lords, or sometimes they would reincarnate. BBrawl, Brawl+, and Project M decided that turning the black sheep of the smash family back into it's former glory of melee. Brawl Minus decided that making everyone into Metaknight on steroids with crack for blood was a way to better balance brawl, and so it was. However, one team stands above the rest. Project M has saved us from the sins of brawl. For P:M is chosen son of Melee, the one true God of Smash. Will you spread the ways of the shffl, and avoid spamming temptation? Will you accept the knee of justice for your poor D.I.? May 3.02 be with you.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Holy-Church-of-Project-M/237845949721087?ref=hl

lol. That was hilarious.

 

[Paradoxium]

Amen, what an amazing sermon
Keep preaching the holy smash word
#smashchurch

 

[Thane of Blue Flames]

#PMChurchorDon'tBang?

Yeah that lacks some punch

 

[Generically Epic]

Amen, what an amazing sermon
Keep preaching the holy smash word
#smashchurch

I hope to share the joys of the wavedash with the world.

 

[Paradoxium]

#PMChurchorDon'tBang?

Yeah that lacks some punch

No dude, just stop
Melee gang is the the only gang that you must be in to bang. Pm church is a beast of its own, sure it was based off of the melee gang, but that doesn't mean we have to cater to whatever the melee gang thinks. If people don't like the pm church then they can just go back to the melee gang, simple as that.
#PMChurchCommitment

 

[Grey Belnades]

I only worship the TRUE lord and savior of man, Emperor Superman. May Kal of El guide us and protect us against the heretics of the Batman.

 

[Saito]

Eh.

When's Mahvel?

 

[Thane of Blue Flames]

I only worship the TRUE lord and savior of man, Emperor Superman. May Kal of El guide us and protect us against the heretics of the Batman.

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Get out.

 

[ShadowGanon]

I only worship the TRUE lord and savior of man, Emperor Superman. May Kal of El guide us and protect us against the heretics of the Batman.

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[Shadic]

I'm just gonna... Close this.