Hardcore epic battle!!!

[LASHING_LEAF]

this thread is just like forum fight exept you design a character so nobody can cheat or say they are invinsible you must give a:
name-
bio-
weapons-
abilitys-
items-
key items-
appearence-

then you may challenge an opponet you may only do up to 3 things per turn once you die you are automatically brought back to life

here is my guy:

LASH

i was born a android i killed off all people i knew and search for peace but to gain peace i beileave i must kill anyone who stands in my way...

i have a ukulele with a long blade at the end of it and i have a gun on the bottom of my wrist that shoots plasma

i am extremlly fast to the point its like teleporting
i have herbs that heal me
and some that allow me to fly lol

no key items

i look like cloud strife with a bandana brown hair and green eyes

 

[smashfan666]

name - lazor9001

bio - lazor9001 was abandoned by his real parents and raised by a Robotic TV set and a Macintosh, who's deaths he witnessed at a minefield when he was 14. ever since then, he has devoted his life to fighting anyone who threatens him. he wanders everywhere, he keeps to himself, and has ever-too-sudden cravings for ice pops and gummi bears.

weapons - a big frickin' blaster, a muramsa blade, a crossbow.

abilities - lightning reflexes, electricity control.

items - 30 arrows for crossbow, rechargeable spare battery for big frickin' blaster, disguise kit, 25 ice pops (healing), 5 packs of gummi bears (healing).

key items - pouch of diamonds, towel.

appearance - similar to KH2 riku, only with green hair and a red "Justin Bieber Still Sucks" t-shirt.

 

[Tacel]

Yeah well I am invincible deal with it

 

[LASHING_LEAF]

*PUNCHES laser in his chest does a back flip and asks* are you ready cyber lard >:]

 

[smashfan666]

*slices LASH with muramsa blade, eats an ice pop and responds* bring it.

 

[Rychu]

Name:
Ryan(original, right? haha!Youll never know thats my real name)

Bio:Born n raised in nothing but nothingness & trains(Indiana). Started rapping at 5. Been doin it eva since.

Weapons:Microphone that automatically makes whatever I say true.

Abilities: Lightning fast wit, extensive vocabulary and a very disturbed mind

Items: Waterbottle in case my mouth gets dry, this refills when its not being drunk out of.

Key Items: Reflective sunglasses

Appearence: Big, Average-Tall white guy with glasses. Shortish blonde curly hair, hidden under a black hoody, which itself is on top of a Skull shirt, with ripped Jeans and Nike's. I weigh about 250 pounds of mostly muscle, but I still got a bit of a belly.
BTW thats what I actually look like

 

[Rychu]

Mic, let me ask you
wouldnt it be great if a great big metal tube
fell straight on top of lasers head, dude?

(all my attacks will be rhymes)

 

[smashfan666]

(after the tube falls on my head, i blast ryan with my cannon, zap him, and eat a few gummi bears)

 

[Rychu]

Dear, mic, I feel great, never better in years
now its time to make those gummi bears dissapear

 

[smashfan666]

(jams an arrow into ryan's head, then eats an ice pop)

 

[LASHING_LEAF]

*shoves ice pop up lasers *** and roundhouse kicks lasers face into ryans uh-ohs the retreats threw smokebomb to train with the gods*
GODS OF THIS UNIVERSE!!!
mr. t-god of... darkness and bling lol
chuck norris-god of invensibility
bruce lee-god of leadership
yoda-god of wisdom
cloud strife-got of beasts

 

[smashfan666]

S... SO COLD...

(blasts ryan with big frickin' blaster, shivering as doing so, and then runs around looking for a hot area to balance out my freezing intestinal trail & ***hole)

 

[JOE!]