Fruitcake
Smash Cadet
I will now share the age olde secret, telling you how to win.
Ok, first, pick your character (in this case, Captain Falcon), and start the match.
Alright, then you systematically eliminate the opponent's stocks. One by one, of course. Remember this step!! It's the most important one. Once you have done this task, you have won! There you have it!! This guide was well thought out, so I hope to get some positive feedback from all of you guys!
How to take stocks:
1. Use Moves: Make sure you are using moves, such as smashes, tilts, and aerials. They are vital in order to win.
2. Don't die: Nothing hurts more than losing a life.
3. Don't get hit: Screw not dying, focus on not getting hit.
4. Don't lose: If you didn't lose, you obviously won.
5. Recover: In the slim chance you are knocked off the stage, make sure to recover, rather than just falling to your demise.
Commonly asked Questions:
Q: I can't move! I can't even get past the startup screen! What do I do?
A: Plug your controller in.
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Q: I lost! What can I do?
A: You obviously failed to read this guide (correctly). Please go back and reread.
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Q: How do I do stuff?
A: You press various buttons, at various times. You then "do stuff".
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Special Thanks: I'd like to thank all the little people, who made this opportunity possible. I hope my guide has helped you become a better (Falcon) player.
GG
Ok, first, pick your character (in this case, Captain Falcon), and start the match.
Alright, then you systematically eliminate the opponent's stocks. One by one, of course. Remember this step!! It's the most important one. Once you have done this task, you have won! There you have it!! This guide was well thought out, so I hope to get some positive feedback from all of you guys!
How to take stocks:
1. Use Moves: Make sure you are using moves, such as smashes, tilts, and aerials. They are vital in order to win.
2. Don't die: Nothing hurts more than losing a life.
3. Don't get hit: Screw not dying, focus on not getting hit.
4. Don't lose: If you didn't lose, you obviously won.
5. Recover: In the slim chance you are knocked off the stage, make sure to recover, rather than just falling to your demise.
Commonly asked Questions:
Q: I can't move! I can't even get past the startup screen! What do I do?
A: Plug your controller in.
---
Q: I lost! What can I do?
A: You obviously failed to read this guide (correctly). Please go back and reread.
---
Q: How do I do stuff?
A: You press various buttons, at various times. You then "do stuff".
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Special Thanks: I'd like to thank all the little people, who made this opportunity possible. I hope my guide has helped you become a better (Falcon) player.
GG
