Good News, Bad News...

[127crazie]

Here's an example:

My uncle's birthday was yesterday!

Now the next person would say something like, Unfortunately, my dog ate all of his gifts.

And the person after that would in turn reply with something like, However, the dog pooped out all of the presents, which are mostly still intact.

Got it? They have to be related to each other, and they must alternate between good news and bad news.

I'll start:

So I was flying on a plane the other week. The service was great, the waitresses were amazing, and we took off without any delay.

 

[Tacel]

But on the plane there was a MUHRDAR!

 

[127crazie]

Luckily, a group of monks knowing various styles of Shaolin Kung Fu were seated at the back of the plane.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

But unfortunately, they were MURDAH'd too!

 

[UberMario]

But we brought them back to life.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Unfortunately, they became ravenous zombies.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

But they were cannibals, and they ate themselves instead of humans.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

but then kirby said HHHHHIIIII!!!!!!

 

[Mr.Freeman]

And he really meant it? I don't know.

 

[Kirbyoshi]

Unfortunately, when he inhaled to say HIIIIII!!!, he sucked in the plane and became Plane Kirby.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

Fortunate that falco jump in and said HANDS OFF MY PREY !!!!!!

 

[Kirbyoshi]

Unfortunately, Falco needlessly taunting doesn't help anything.

 

[UberMario]

So he got hit by a pokeball with Groudon in it.

 

[BlackLightning90]

Sadly, he reflected it and turn the tables.

 

[Slissith]

But fortunately, the pokeball thrower said "OBJECTION" and Falco was found guilty.

 

[UberMario]

But then Groudon tripped.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

But he came back up with the power of love.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

You get a divorce

I insert death.