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Going for some sort of dumbest thread award

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1048576

1048576

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I found this jawbreaker, but it's too big for my mouth. Any suggestions for how I would eat it while keeping both hands free or at least not sticky. Paper towel seems like a waste of several grams of jawbreaker since it would acquire some residue.
 
kigbariom

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Don't you know the old trick, putting the jawbreaker in a glass of your favorite drink? Then is flavors the drink and you can eat it from the glass like a ice cube.
I guess you do have to use both hands though.
 
Crimson King

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Not only does this thread win that award, but every single one of your posts demolish all competitors.
 
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