Go burn in hell, Linoone.

[Wave⁂]

Decoy sent out Linoone (lvl 100 Linoone ?).
wavedashed sent out Metagross (lvl 100 Metagross).
Linoone used Belly Drum.
Linoone lost 50% of its health.
Linoone's attack was raised.
Metagross used Stealth Rock.
Pointed stones float in the air around the foe's team!
Linoone's Salac Berry raised its speed!
---
Metagross used Bullet Punch.
Linoone lost 36% of its health.
Linoone used Dig.
Linoone dug a hole!
---
Linoone used Dig.
It's super effective!
Metagross lost 121% of its health.
wavedashed's Metagross fainted.
---
Anachronism has entered the room.
Anachronism: haha
wavedashed switched in Rotom-h (lvl 100 Rotom-h).
Anachronism: am i going to see it?
wavedashed: Sigh...
wavedashed: Same thing happened to me last week
Decoy: with a linoone?
wavedashed: Yep
Anachronism: THE FABLED LINOON SWEEP!!!
Decoy: xD
wavedashed: It Tricked a Band onto my lead Skarm >_>
Linoone used Shadow Claw.
It's super effective!
Rotom-h lost 126% of its health.
wavedashed's Rotom-h fainted.
---
Anachronism: lol
wavedashed switched in Vaporeon (lvl 100 Vaporeon ?).
Anachronism: very nice
Anachronism: you should protect
Vaporeon used Protect.
Vaporeon protected itself!
Linoone used Dig.
Linoone dug a hole!

(NOTE: I clicked Protect before he said that... and then I realized...)
---
Anachronism: haha
Decoy: LOL
Anachronism: y?
wavedashed: lol you said it too late
Vaporeon used Protect.
Vaporeon protected itself!
Linoone used Dig.
Vaporeon protected itself!
---
Linoone used Extremespeed.
Vaporeon lost 97% of its health.
Vaporeon used Surf.
Linoone lost 51% of its health.
Decoy's Linoone fainted.
Vaporeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Vaporeon restored 6% of its health.
---
Decoy: aww
wavedashed: Eep
Anachronism:
Decoy: he had a good run

Admittedly some bad choices on my part.

 

[SpelignFial]

lol wow and isn't there like a thread where this should go somewhere.

 

[Grunt]

amazing, lol.

 

[Zook]

As entertaining as this is, we have a war story thread.