Favorite Pokemon Thread 4.0

[Karajan]

This thread is a thread dedicated to ur favorite pokemon. I have compiled an objective list of all the pokemon that matter.

Poke Ballz:

• Beedrill: **** these things, though they may help you recover if you're being attacked by them

• Blastoise: Probably the most tarded pokemon, can SD better than any pokemon

• Chansey: Totally useless if items are turned off (yeah i know)

• Charizard:

• Clefairy: Metronomes the **** out of things

• Goldeen: Only effective in water

• Hitmonlee: As in Bruce LEE, way better than Jackie CHAN (hitmonchan).

• Koffing: Noob cant smoke for ****

• Meowth: Hitting the jackpot and getting an instant kill is pretty cool

• Mew: Oh **** a mew!

• Onix: Rock. Hard.

• Snorlax: fatter than D.Kong

• Starmie: gayer than a star rod

Winner: Mew
Loser: Clefairy Mew


Saffron pokemon: (We all secretly know saffron is the best stage in the game.)

• Chansey: Tosses an egg if items are on and heals up to 5%.

• Charmander: Shouts his name and may shoot flames which deal 3% damage per burst. Sweet for combos. Touching charmander will deal 5% damage.

• Electrode, explodes a short time after appearing, dealing 30% damage and large amounts of knockback, KOing characters on higher damage. Cannot be KOd.

• Porygon, lunges out very quickly, dealing 18% damage upon its appearance and 8% damage thereafter. Cannot be KOd. Shouts his japanese name.

• Venusaur, deals 14% if touched and will sometimes use Razor Leaf to shoot out sharp-edged leaves, each dealing 3% damage. Cannot be KOd.

Winner: Chansey, since it makes going into the pokemon door a fun gamble. Because there is a CHANCE you may get a CHANCEy and get health back. Always remember to taunt when you get it!
Looser: Porygon. Good job Nintendo of america.

Sangoku you should infraction kero cause he bribed me to do this

 

[Erifyks]

my brother would be very pleased with this thread. I thank you on his behalf