3D Dillon
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There's Palutena's Guidance in the Wii U version.
What would be like if the 3DS version had a guidance on fighters? How about a Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon stage?
EVERSHADE VALLEY
MUSIC:
Luigi's Mansion Main Theme
(R) Luigi's Mansion Medley
The stage would transport fighters from one mansion to another.
I thought up the codecs from Professor E. Gadd. If Luigi appears on the stage, down smash taunting would cause him to talk on the Dual Scream while the first four bars of the Dual Scream jingle plays. Then DS appears with E. Gadd onscreen. E. Gadd talks about Luigi's opponent (in gibberish, of course).
MARIO
Criminy! You're fighting your brother Mario?!
Why in the world would he want to beat you to pieces?
Anyhoo, you know that Mario tosses fireballs from his gloves just like you would...
Only HIS fireballs are red and can move in a wavy fashion.
He also takes possession of a device called F.L.U.D.D., which, by the way, is another invention of mine. Ho ho!
Looky here, young feller. Don't you hestitate to fight back against your brother!
I just hope he's just being controlled by a tough possessor...
LUIGI
What in blazes?! Luigi, this isn't any old magical mirror! You're fighting yourself!
He even has a Poltergust of his own - like yours!
OK, don't fret, son. That imposter is only a troublesome ghost in disguise.
There's only one true Luigi - that is Y-O-U!
Say, now came up something in the back of old mind...
Have you remembered encountering a Luigi clone before?
PEACH
I knew Peach is the famous princess of the Mushroom Kingdom...
What I didn't know is how much of a fighter she could be!
Doesn't she always get kidnapped by the evil Bowser?
She would be saved by Mario who may have to be saved by you who may need help from me who would be saved by--
Ahem! Anyhoo, by how Peach is doing here, she can be quite a tricky chick.
I've detected that by her side in battles is a Toad.
This Toad won't save your adventure like the others, ya know.
Peach can also hurt you with the butt you oughta kick! Ho ho!
BOWSER
It isn't any old lousy Bowser puppet from King Boo.
This is the REAL DEAL! The REAL Bowser!
In the good old days, Mario would battle against this king of koopas.
Chopping the bridge with an axe, spinning him right out of stage...
Now, he can transform into his GIGA self! Gulp! If you fought him like this, it'd be a piece of chocolate cake.
So it's your turn, sonny! Show him that even a whippersnapper like you can be as brave as your brother!
YOSHI
How could a guy like Yoshi be capable of laying eggs?
That still to this very day puzzles me.
Listen here, son. Remember the one time Yoshi saved you from Bowser when you were both teeny little baby lads?
Those were the days when I was out there catching ghosts.
The past is gone now, Luigi. Time for you to save yourself, posthaste!
I tried to ride this Yoshi a day ago; it turned out to be a rough rodeo.
Maybe SOMEONE could tame him right here, right now.
Take this strong advice, Luigi: RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!
ROSALINA & LUMA
For a long time, I only saw the legendary Rosalina through a telescope.
Now it looks like she had warped on this planet with a cute little companion.
Luma's his name, and star bits are his game.
Why are you so nervous? You made it through a lot of galaxies by your yourself, didn't you?
And I wouldn't be fooled if I were you. You don't have to shoot the both of them into the midnight sky.
Just go for Rosalina herself, just like cutting the head of a snake! Ho ho!
She's known to have the stars shine down on us, so let's shine down on her, eh?
BOWSER JR.
Recognize him? That's what Bowser looked like when he was a teeny weeny lad.
In actuality, that's his son, Bowser Jr.
That clown car he's riding isn't a joking matter!
All sorts of strange gadgets are crampted up inside, ready to beat you up real good!
He can be just as troublesome as his pop, Luigi.
To finish you off, Jr. might use that paint brush that I-- uh, I... don't want to talk about it.
WARIO
What's that rotten stench?!
Oh, it's Wario. Who else would stink this horrendously?
Cough cough! Ugh... His odor is so repulsive I could smell it from 5 whole miles!
If that's not bad enough, Wario as we know has such abnormal avarice!
This greedy garlicy guy will take ALL your gold that he can 'til there's not a single drop of it left.
Worst of all, if his belly ever bulges after chomping down food in such bad taste...
Please do me a favor, Luigi, and grab a gasmask and some earmuffs.
MR. GAME & WATCH
Why is this foe so flat looking and so choppy acting?
Oh yeah! Because he's none other than Mr. Game & Watch, of course!
Anyhoo, this strange feller could pixelate your 3D body by pure luck. Ever gone to a casino before, my boy?
There are 9 different numbers you'll get from him, but there's one unlucky number you don't want to get!
It'll turn the tables in a jiff!
The only luck that's worse than that is if Mr. G&W transforms into a WERE-OCTOPUS!
DONKEY KONG
Yikes! There's a gorilla in the mansion!
And not just any old ape. That gorilla's name is Donkey Kong, or DK for short!
Ho ho! Now you're looking like an ape yourself with that scaredy face!
Chin up, son. Despite his big body, DK's got not so big brains.
I reckon you're the brains to DK's brawn.
Let's both make a jack mule out of this tie-wearing tyrant, eh?
DIDDY KONG
Monkeys often get into mighty trouble, and Diddy Kong is, without a doubt, no exception.
DK's little buddy is really wild, I tell ya!
I've identified that those popguns he's wielding fires... peanuts?!
Oh ho ho ho! Don't make me laugh!
Anyhoo, a real hazard is the banana peel. C'mon, Luigi. Who couldn't slip from a banana peel?
But you're in luck! You can toss the peel right back at him with the greatest of ease!
Still, Diddy isn't gonna monkey around!... For a monkey, that is.
LINK
The legend is true, Luigi my boy.
There really does exist a hero named Link after all.
Anyhoo, this master sword he wields is so sacred, it can pierce the darkness!
That may indeed rival the Strobulb by justing defeating a poltergeist with a single swipe!
Link has the "Courage" side of this "Triforce" triangle.
I wish you could always be a courageous green capped chap, especially when encountering those greenies and other ghosts.
ZELDA
And now we have the Hylian princess, Zelda.
Don't bow down with any respect whatsoever! She has sworne to battle you!
When she's all powered up, Zelda will shoot an arrow full of light!
A light arrow... Hey, that's it! That'll be a great way to stop the ghosts!
It's just... gonna take 'til a blue moon occurs to recreate these ammos.
But hey, look lively, youngster. Just go on and fight with your own light, posthaste!
SHEIK
The opponent you're facing now is, according to my database, named Sheik.
I have a strange sense that this is actually just someone in disguise.
However, I don't have much more info on him... or her... or, to be precise, them.
Like Zelda, Sheik also fires light arrows. Scary, isn't it?
Hmmm... I wonder if these two are actually one...?
Nah. Zelda couldn't possible be this flexible and acrobatic.
GANONDORF
Oh no! It's the king of darkness!
GANONDORF! Also known as simply GANON!
His waves of darkness are so powerful, my database scanning ray can't get close to him!
Ganondorf himself is so dark, your Strobulb won't work!
Can we just find a way to triumph over him before 13 o'clock strikes?!
I don't want to talk about Ganon anymore! Good luck out there, and let there be light in this world!
TOON LINK
Criminy! When have I seen Link look so "cartoonish" before?
There must be different legends of Zelda told as years fly by.
Does that mean that there's also a cartoonish Zelda, Ganondorf, etc.?
Anyhoo, Toon Link plays very identical to his more realistic looking self.
Don't flinch if you witness what's called the Wind Waker, though.
That's just to taunt you like a total coward.
It's technically useless as a rusted wrench right now, but wait until you hear the legend of it!
SAMUS
Looks like Samus Aran has crashed landed to Evershade Valley.
Lucky for you, Luigi, she didn't go through the Dark Moon.
Anyhoo, Samus flies all over the universe in search of bounty to hunt.
On the other hand, this isn't the right county to find bounty. Ho ho!
If you, my friend, can hunt down ghosts, I bet you a bag of gold you could hunt down those alien monsters.
On second thought though, the poltergeists are far less repulsive to encounter... even to my taste.
ZERO SUIT SAMUS
There's Samus, but where's her armor?
It's quite uncertain if it's a good idea to fight us without the armor.
Regardless, she can still fire with a laser and do acrobatics!
Come to think of it, Luigi, this Samus now has different attacks than before. Have you noticed?
If you're so smart, you should be able to identify the difference!
Whether Samus is in her Zero Suit or Varia suit, the objection is to hunt down the bounty hunter!
PIT
How'd an angel fall from the sky?
Wait, that's not actually an angel. It's Pit, servant to the great Palutena!
Pit's mission is to vaporize monsters from the Underworld, where ghosts get suffered for all eternity! Gulp!
Ah, look on the bright side, youngster. A good old chap like you won't ever have to go to the Underworld.
Something baffles me about you two. You tend to get in a silly situation several times...
And both of you always tend to depend on someone else, except I don't assist you with flight...
Then again, Palutena doesn't invent Poltergusts. I oughta show her one if I get the chance myself.
PALUTENA
The beautiful goddess of light, Palutena! She could stun the ENTIRE poltergeist population with li--t! I wa--a meet h-- and--
--What in bla--s is g--ng o--?!
Viridi: Ha ha ha! Nice surprise if I say so myself!
In case you peabrains don't know, in Palutena's temple, she's the annoying know-it-all who examines the fighters for Pit.
Why would you want a puny and gibberish human professor to explain all the facts to you?
Wouldn't you want me? Whatever Palutena or especially that doc does, I can do better!
Oh yeah! You're a human yourself, aren't you? I'm supposed to hate ALL the humans. Well, good luck living! You'll need it.
E Gadd: Oh, there you are, Luigi! Are you OK? Anyhoo, let's find a way to attract-- er, attack Palutena, posthaste!
MARTH
This is Marth, NOT Mars like the red planet.
EXTREMELY few people in the Western side knew about Marth until he joined the melee!
That sword he's wielding is called the Falchion Sword.
No, Luigi, it wasn't crafted from Captain You-Know-Who, but the pointed top of the blade to supposed to hurt the most.
If you try, your lone noodles will in fact be mightier than Marth's noodles AND sword put together!
Let's shout out "Sayonara!" to him, eh?
IKE
So the person you're facing is named Ike?
This doesn't look like the ghost of a president...
Anyhoo, this lad has quite a big sword I must say.
According to my database, Ike is known as the Radiant Hero Of Legends.
Radiation means, if I'm not mistaken, is some form of wavy energy.
Oh, sorry for that! Back to Ike...
One of Ike's attacks, Aether shares its name with...
OK, why am I starting to talk like an encyclopedia reader?
ROBIN
Chrom? Oh, Chrom?!
That's strange. Chrom is scheduled to smash with you this midnight, right now!
What's that, sonny? Chrom doesn't have enough material to make a decent fight against you?
Instead, we have some lad/lass with a book. Oh, wait! It's Robin, the maginicant magician!
So now, who cares about just another plain swordfighter anyhoo?
That book Robin's holding is magical, filled with thunder, fire, wind, and... Nosferatu?
...Hang on, OK?...Hello?...OK then...
I just got words from Chrom, and he said he'll only hit the battlefield when Robin calls him. Such a pity to hear, eh?
KIRBY
Now let's analyze Kirby the pink blob dead ahead.
Criminy! Kirby can suck enemies into his mouth just like your Poltergust would!
Too bad, I haven't any Poltergusts that can copy the ghosts' special attacks.
That's precicely what Kirby can do! For instance...
If he swallows you, he'll, for some rascalling reason, wear your green cap!
Don't be such a crybaby, youngster, you'll still have your own cap on the top of your own head.
I reckon if you capture him, he'd make quite a natural poltergust!
KING DEDEDE
Yes, indeed, it's King Dedede, the guy who turned you, Luigi, into a trophy of some sort!
Why the heck would a world with a pleasant name like Dream Land be ruled by some greedy fat penguin?
Anyhoo, his not-so-majestic majesty wields a big hammer to swing out those who get in his way.
You may find a hammer yourself, maybe even a golden one!
The bad news: like Kirby, Dedede's filthy mouth is also like a vacuum.
The good news: Dedede can't copy anyone's ability, which you should proud of this instance!
Now get going and nail this nightmare to a wall!
META KNIGHT
Don't freaked out by Meta Knight's face! It's just a mask!
It looks like Meta Knight lost his ability to glide.
Sadly, this isn't the Meta Knight you remember back in the Subspace Emissary.
Even I don't know what's gone into him that caused to lose his gliding skills.
Regardless of this, whether on air or ground, the mission is to...
FIGHT HIM!
LITTLE MAC
Back in a brawl years ago, all Little Mac did was assist a fighter.
I assume he's fed up with that and wants to fight all by himself!
Actually, he IS in the official roster, but he's also being cheered on by his trainer, Doc Louis.
Here's the statistics to Mac: his ground and aerial battles are as different as night and day.
While he's a fierce lion on the ground, he's a wimpy butterfly in the air.
Don't be fooled by his little size, Mac's knocked out many bigger, bolder, and badder boxers.
He can turn big, bold, and bad himself, transforming into a giga giant! Talk about brawn over brains!
FOX
May I ask you to a do a barrel roll?
Because under the stars you're facing against Fox McCloud of Star Fox!
He's spent a lot of times shooting down sinister simians.
The most sinister simian, Andross, or perhaps a hologram of him, can assist whoever in the world summoned him.
Fox also has a Landmaster that he may bring to the battlefield! It can shoot lasers, hover, and do a you-know-what!
I'd say if you're not being such a teeth-chattering twit, you'll be slier than Fox himself! Ho ho!
FALCO
That's another one of those Star Fox pilots, Falco Lombardi!
Falco almost fights precicely like Fox, both in an Arwing and physically!
Yes, Luigi, youngster, I said "Almost" as in not EXACTLY precicely.
Examples: Falco shoots lasers more slowly, whips out his electric shield, and has different ways to taunt you with ease!
Say, could you do good old me a favor? Why not capture Falco in your Poltergust so I can cook him into Lombardi chicken?
Wait... hm... that sounds gross. Forget about it.
PIKACHU
Cute little feller, eh, Luigi?
I've got this Pokedex from another professor in paticular, and it identifies it as the Electric Pokemon, Pikachu!
Careful! You shouldn't just play around and go "cootchy cootchy coo" to its cheeks.
That's where electricity is unleashed from! Shocking, isn't it?
Say, something pops up in my old head! Luigi, my old friend...
Could you go out and try to capture Pikachu into your Poltergust? Pikachu would be superb on assisting me!
It could help bring power to my lab in case of lightning strikes, so I don't have to break my back having to run and...
Never mind, youngster. You with your Poltergust are a ghost hunter, not a Pokemon trainer!
CHARIZARD
A wild Charizard appeared!
This dragon-like Pokemon is on fire! Literally! ON FIRE!
If I were you, I wouldn't please Charizard in using its lantern-style tail in the dark if my flashlight batteries go dead.
What's this? I do believe that now Charizard is carrying some sort of magical stone.
Could this be part of these "MEGA Evolutions" news Pokemon scientists were talking about?
Anyhoo, if you fly Charizard outta here, that KO wouldn't be super effective. It'd be MEGA effective! Ho ho!
LUCARIO
The Pokedex says this Pokemon is called Lucario. Does that mean there's Lucuigi around here too?
Ho! Only kidding, son. There IS no Lucuigi. At least, not that scientists know of.
Anyhoo, do you have a sharp eye out on the energy mist swirling around Lucario's hands?
According to the Pokedex, that is called aura. About a moment or two ago, I've written a riddle to explain about the aura.
It goes like this: "The more Lucario gets hurt, the more it'll hurt you!"
I'm not gonna tell you what that means. You can figure it out, young feller!
JIGGLYPUFF
Jigglypuff is one of the most ADORABLE Pokemon ever as people say, but it can use it cuteness as a weapon!
Even though, it's midnight, it still isn't the best time to go to bed! You're on a mission to investigate Evershade Valley!
Try and find some cottons to stuff in your bare ears, because Jigglypuff's singing is a spell!
Yes sir, if your ears are close enough to its song, your eyes WILL get drowsy. You WILL feel like going to sleep.
Even when Jigglypuff sleeps itself, it'll cast a spell on its foes... if it's close enough.
Why don't you just go out there and be the one who shouts "Good Night!" to this lullabying nightmare!
GRENINJA
Under a full moon, under the dark moon, heh heh...
That is where you'll find the ninja, Greninja!
Everybody in the world knows about that, and so do you, right, sonny?
Well, did you know that the scarf Greninja is wearing is actually a muscular hydrostat - as in its tongue?
The "scarf" can't be stripped off. Try grabbing it and it'll hurt its mouth in a jiff!
Also, don't you try to shine that moving shadow with your Dark-Light Device!
Greninja uses its own shadow to creep to you by itself, then it dashes down to attack! Keep your naked eye out on the ground!
DUCK HUNT
Doggone it! It's that doggone Duck Hunt dog with a duck by his side!
I had him before when I was a young feller like you. Whenever I kept on failing to hunt down ghosts, he always LAUGHED at me!
So after finding his teasing to cause trouble for my missions, I shot him away!
Trust me. This mutt is blazes more mischievous than any polterpup you've ever seen... or I've seen too!
It was impossible to control a polterpup, so how are we gonna control a chucking canine like him?
One more thing there: if you hear someone shout "Fire!", all you gotta do is... DUCK! Ho ho!
R.O.B.
One of my close friends, Hector, back in our old university, is also a professor who invents machines.
In this case, he invented this robot caled R.O.B., a Robotic Operating Buddy.
I reckon R.O.B. has malfunctioned since old years.
All he can do is fight without anyone having any control over him!
I hope it's just a surviving R.O.B. Sentry, Blaster, or Launcher...
Because the R.O.B. in particular would've been here to protect you.
NESS
His name is Ness, eh? Sounds like a video game console...
Anyhoo, my database shows that Ness is the boy who saved his home planet from an alien force called Giygas.
Ness has quite some ways to attack such as PK Flash, PK Fire, PK Thunder, etc.
What in the heck does PK stand for? Paranormal Kinesis?
By the way, Luigi, have you ever gone to a location that's deep within your own mind?
Ness surely did, but you can do what his magic can't: PK VACUUM CLEANING!
CAPTAIN FALCON
FALCON PUNCH!
Sorry 'bout that! I've always wanted to say it.
Lots of people have been talking about Captain Falcon when it comes to Smash battles.
Hey... your flashlight would make a good spotlight for a big star like Falcon!
Ho ho! Just kidding! He's gonna do more than just show off.
You ought to be the one who will show off... your moves!
VILLAGER
That's the villager, called... the villager.
He/She came from a peaceful neighborhood full of cute cuddly animals.
Careful! I suspect him/her to be kinda tough for a lad/lass living in a harmless area.
He/She could drop a bowling ball on you if you're trying to climb up to the edge of a platform...
And rumor has it that this kid wields an axe that he'll/she'll only use if there's one precise type of tree nearby.
Ah, look on the bright side, young feller! At least, it won't unexpected that you'd be cut in two!
OLIMAR
Olimar appeared to have crash landed to another planet. This time, here!
He even brought along those cute and cuddly Pikmin.
May I remind you about the different types of these young fellers?
My studies tell me that the red one is fire-proof, yellow brings electricity, blue is water-proof, purple is strong...
And those red eyed white Pikmin are poisonous. Not recommended for a midnight snack.
Though they could be great ingredients for some potions I'm working on.
Anyhoo, if I were you, I'd blast out Olimar before destroying any Pikmin.
WII FIT TRAINER
This athelete works at Wii Fit Studio as a gymnastic trainer.
Her/His training pays off if you feel the hits she/he brings to you.
Better shape up, youngster! Be prepared for some scare-obics!
1 2 3 4, kick her/him out the haunted door!
5 6 7 8, punch her/him as you stay up late!
9 10 11 12, cowards, take care of yourselves!
13 14 15 16, Luigi, you are... greenie-green!
DR. MARIO
Criminy! Luigi, is your brother a doctor now?!
My memories never said anything about Mario being any type of philosopher!
The pills Dr. Mario will throw are like drugs. Nobody should EVER swallow that doc's pills.
Remember, kids. Don't swallow any medicine until your parents tell you you can.
Eh? Why, I'm starting to talk like a PSA! That doesn't belong here!
What's that, sonny? ...You're actually a doctor, too?
Then why don't you become Dr. Luigi then, so you'd be permitted to operate in the Ghost Hospital!
DARK PIT
Hey, what happened to Pit's colors?! And why is he acting colder than before?!
Hmm... I've detected him to have evil energy inside of him, so let's say this lad's known as... Dark Pit!
I really doubt it has anything to do with the Dark Moon being broken again. Pit doesn't LOOK like a ghost.
Have you ever gone to a pararel universe where everyone's personalities turn from day to night or night to day?
I may need to send a love letter -- er, email letter to my fair lady, Palutena, for info on Pit's evil ego.
Until we hear from this light-hearted belle, bring your own light straight at the evil Pit, posthaste!
LUCINA
There's Lucina, virtually the female version of Marth!
She looks like Marth, acts like Marth, has Marth's type of sword, and according to this book, she even pretended to be Marth!
Looks like Chrom's having too much trouble fitting into the roster. Lucina is his daughter, if you're quite wondering.
Too bad for her dad! At least, Lucina is a fearless warrior like her rather young father.
Chin up, Luigi! At least, her sword hurts the same throughout the whole blade, none of it as painful as the tip of Marth's.
Well, at least, that's what the book says.
SHULK
My energy detecting is sensing some power inside of this boy's sword-type weapon. Ho! It's REALLY feeling it!
It's the Monado that's belongs to the legendary hero from the future, Shulk!
He could be a brilliant assistant for my lab, and might even invent machines that my technological mind can't do yet!
Oh, no offense, Luigi. Anyhoo...
Shulk also has a strong ability to predict what'll happen next. How unpredictable could that be?
After all those missions fightings ghosts and other monsters, you should handle this OK.
Otherwise, you would've now been a weak whippersnapper getting cut in two! Or should I say "Burned" in two?
PAC-MAN
What's this? It-It's the arcade legend, Pac-Man!
This gaming hero has been around before you and even your brother, Mario!
We all know the routine, don't we, sonny? Eating tiny dots and avoiding ghosts.
(There's one other guy I can think of who's so afraid of ghosts...)
Anyhoo, when Pac-Man eats a big dot, he'll chomp down those ghosts all navy blue!
Your poltergust, on the other hand, is always here to eat ghosts. They're its diet!
MEGA MAN
Holy smokes! It's MEGA MAN! THE ONE AND ONLY MEGA MAN!
Folks have been screaming with joy when the blue bomber has joined the fight!
I really want to him to sign his signature on the old Poltergust 4000 in the vault!
Now I'm inspired to create a robot warrior of my own!
I... still don't have the technology yet.
Whoever created Mega Man must've been ahead of both of us, Luigi!
Ahem, it's you vs. Mega Man now! THIS MAY BE THE DUEL OF YOUR CAREER!
SONIC
Remember Sonic The Speedy Hedgehog? He and your brother, Mario, have a great rivalry for quite a while!
Not only was Sonic in a previous Smash roster...
But we even had Mario and Sonic's friends play against one another in the Olympics, as well as their archenemies!
Of course, I'm too old for any of these games, but I always watch them on TV to see Y-O-U play!
Sonic, as you know, is so fast, he can outrun a waterfall!
Say, youngster, did you know that if he wasn't cured of a particular curse, he'd be a werewolf of some sort right now?!
KOOPALINGS
Criminy! That's Larry/Morton/Wendy/Iggy/Roy/Lemmy/Ludwig, one of those crazy Koopalings!
I hate those pests! They are nothing but trouble in this world, and they KNOW it!
I'm an expert professor and I still don't know the relationship between them and Bowser.
Just like Bowser Jr., the Koopalings also ride clown cars in battles.
But... why aren't they using magic wands like they used to?
Maybe whoever created those rules found the wands to be cheating, which is what the Koopalings have ALWAYS been!
ALPH
There are the little Pikmin again, but that's not Olimar.
Instead, the Pikmin are marching with a feller named Alph.
I've noticed that some fighters play similarly like others.
HOWEVER, Alph plays EXACTLY and PRECICELY like Olimar!
They both even share the same spaceship! Alph doesn't usually use Olimar's ship as my database says.
Try using the same strategy on Alph that you'd use on Olimar, why don't you.
MII BRAWLER
There are three types of Mii fighters that intelligent minds like myself have discovered so far.
This is obviously a brawler by those punching fists.
Some have different signature attacks than others.
But all have one same finishing move you wouldn't want to counter, young feller.
Whether there are kung fu masters, vampires, or bullies you'd encounter in the alleyway...
Brawlers are always physically fit for a battle!
MII SWORDFIGHTER
There are three types of Mii fighters that intelligent minds like myself have discovered so far.
This is obviously a swordfighter by that hand wielding a swinging weapon.
Some have different signature attacks than others.
But all have one same finishing move you wouldn't want to counter, young feller.
Whether there are ninjas, pirates, or knights of the medieval age...
Swordfighters have always sharpened their skills for a battle!
MII GUNNER
There are three types of Mii fighters that intelligent minds like myself have discovered so far.
This is obviously a gunner by that hand inside a gun.
Some have different signature attacks than others.
But all have one same finishing move you wouldn't want to counter, young feller.
Whether there are wizards, cowboys, or members of galactic forces...
Gunners will always aim anxiously for a battle!
DLC FIGHTERS
CRIMINY! Did this fighter come from another dimension?!
Even the latest version of my database can't analyze it!
Well, anyhoo, your mission is same as always regardless, Luigi.
Fight and prove yourself victorious out there!
I did the DLC Fighters codec like this in reference to Palutena's guidance.
I hope you enjoy this list and post your favorite moments.
(Also, I'd love it if the team was able to have Luigi perform a different side taunt than usual if he's in a Luigi's Mansion stage without Mario being in the battlefield. He'll call out for Mario! Of course, the more damage he's taken, the more desperate his calls will be just like the first Luigi's Mansion game.
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What would be like if the 3DS version had a guidance on fighters? How about a Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon stage?
EVERSHADE VALLEY
MUSIC:
Luigi's Mansion Main Theme
(R) Luigi's Mansion Medley
The stage would transport fighters from one mansion to another.
I thought up the codecs from Professor E. Gadd. If Luigi appears on the stage, down smash taunting would cause him to talk on the Dual Scream while the first four bars of the Dual Scream jingle plays. Then DS appears with E. Gadd onscreen. E. Gadd talks about Luigi's opponent (in gibberish, of course).
MARIO
Criminy! You're fighting your brother Mario?!
Why in the world would he want to beat you to pieces?
Anyhoo, you know that Mario tosses fireballs from his gloves just like you would...
Only HIS fireballs are red and can move in a wavy fashion.
He also takes possession of a device called F.L.U.D.D., which, by the way, is another invention of mine. Ho ho!
Looky here, young feller. Don't you hestitate to fight back against your brother!
I just hope he's just being controlled by a tough possessor...
LUIGI
What in blazes?! Luigi, this isn't any old magical mirror! You're fighting yourself!
He even has a Poltergust of his own - like yours!
OK, don't fret, son. That imposter is only a troublesome ghost in disguise.
There's only one true Luigi - that is Y-O-U!
Say, now came up something in the back of old mind...
Have you remembered encountering a Luigi clone before?
PEACH
I knew Peach is the famous princess of the Mushroom Kingdom...
What I didn't know is how much of a fighter she could be!
Doesn't she always get kidnapped by the evil Bowser?
She would be saved by Mario who may have to be saved by you who may need help from me who would be saved by--
Ahem! Anyhoo, by how Peach is doing here, she can be quite a tricky chick.
I've detected that by her side in battles is a Toad.
This Toad won't save your adventure like the others, ya know.
Peach can also hurt you with the butt you oughta kick! Ho ho!
BOWSER
It isn't any old lousy Bowser puppet from King Boo.
This is the REAL DEAL! The REAL Bowser!
In the good old days, Mario would battle against this king of koopas.
Chopping the bridge with an axe, spinning him right out of stage...
Now, he can transform into his GIGA self! Gulp! If you fought him like this, it'd be a piece of chocolate cake.
So it's your turn, sonny! Show him that even a whippersnapper like you can be as brave as your brother!
YOSHI
How could a guy like Yoshi be capable of laying eggs?
That still to this very day puzzles me.
Listen here, son. Remember the one time Yoshi saved you from Bowser when you were both teeny little baby lads?
Those were the days when I was out there catching ghosts.
The past is gone now, Luigi. Time for you to save yourself, posthaste!
I tried to ride this Yoshi a day ago; it turned out to be a rough rodeo.
Maybe SOMEONE could tame him right here, right now.
Take this strong advice, Luigi: RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!
ROSALINA & LUMA
For a long time, I only saw the legendary Rosalina through a telescope.
Now it looks like she had warped on this planet with a cute little companion.
Luma's his name, and star bits are his game.
Why are you so nervous? You made it through a lot of galaxies by your yourself, didn't you?
And I wouldn't be fooled if I were you. You don't have to shoot the both of them into the midnight sky.
Just go for Rosalina herself, just like cutting the head of a snake! Ho ho!
She's known to have the stars shine down on us, so let's shine down on her, eh?
BOWSER JR.
Recognize him? That's what Bowser looked like when he was a teeny weeny lad.
In actuality, that's his son, Bowser Jr.
That clown car he's riding isn't a joking matter!
All sorts of strange gadgets are crampted up inside, ready to beat you up real good!
He can be just as troublesome as his pop, Luigi.
To finish you off, Jr. might use that paint brush that I-- uh, I... don't want to talk about it.
WARIO
What's that rotten stench?!
Oh, it's Wario. Who else would stink this horrendously?
Cough cough! Ugh... His odor is so repulsive I could smell it from 5 whole miles!
If that's not bad enough, Wario as we know has such abnormal avarice!
This greedy garlicy guy will take ALL your gold that he can 'til there's not a single drop of it left.
Worst of all, if his belly ever bulges after chomping down food in such bad taste...
Please do me a favor, Luigi, and grab a gasmask and some earmuffs.
MR. GAME & WATCH
Why is this foe so flat looking and so choppy acting?
Oh yeah! Because he's none other than Mr. Game & Watch, of course!
Anyhoo, this strange feller could pixelate your 3D body by pure luck. Ever gone to a casino before, my boy?
There are 9 different numbers you'll get from him, but there's one unlucky number you don't want to get!
It'll turn the tables in a jiff!
The only luck that's worse than that is if Mr. G&W transforms into a WERE-OCTOPUS!
DONKEY KONG
Yikes! There's a gorilla in the mansion!
And not just any old ape. That gorilla's name is Donkey Kong, or DK for short!
Ho ho! Now you're looking like an ape yourself with that scaredy face!
Chin up, son. Despite his big body, DK's got not so big brains.
I reckon you're the brains to DK's brawn.
Let's both make a jack mule out of this tie-wearing tyrant, eh?
DIDDY KONG
Monkeys often get into mighty trouble, and Diddy Kong is, without a doubt, no exception.
DK's little buddy is really wild, I tell ya!
I've identified that those popguns he's wielding fires... peanuts?!
Oh ho ho ho! Don't make me laugh!
Anyhoo, a real hazard is the banana peel. C'mon, Luigi. Who couldn't slip from a banana peel?
But you're in luck! You can toss the peel right back at him with the greatest of ease!
Still, Diddy isn't gonna monkey around!... For a monkey, that is.
LINK
The legend is true, Luigi my boy.
There really does exist a hero named Link after all.
Anyhoo, this master sword he wields is so sacred, it can pierce the darkness!
That may indeed rival the Strobulb by justing defeating a poltergeist with a single swipe!
Link has the "Courage" side of this "Triforce" triangle.
I wish you could always be a courageous green capped chap, especially when encountering those greenies and other ghosts.
ZELDA
And now we have the Hylian princess, Zelda.
Don't bow down with any respect whatsoever! She has sworne to battle you!
When she's all powered up, Zelda will shoot an arrow full of light!
A light arrow... Hey, that's it! That'll be a great way to stop the ghosts!
It's just... gonna take 'til a blue moon occurs to recreate these ammos.
But hey, look lively, youngster. Just go on and fight with your own light, posthaste!
SHEIK
The opponent you're facing now is, according to my database, named Sheik.
I have a strange sense that this is actually just someone in disguise.
However, I don't have much more info on him... or her... or, to be precise, them.
Like Zelda, Sheik also fires light arrows. Scary, isn't it?
Hmmm... I wonder if these two are actually one...?
Nah. Zelda couldn't possible be this flexible and acrobatic.
GANONDORF
Oh no! It's the king of darkness!
GANONDORF! Also known as simply GANON!
His waves of darkness are so powerful, my database scanning ray can't get close to him!
Ganondorf himself is so dark, your Strobulb won't work!
Can we just find a way to triumph over him before 13 o'clock strikes?!
I don't want to talk about Ganon anymore! Good luck out there, and let there be light in this world!
TOON LINK
Criminy! When have I seen Link look so "cartoonish" before?
There must be different legends of Zelda told as years fly by.
Does that mean that there's also a cartoonish Zelda, Ganondorf, etc.?
Anyhoo, Toon Link plays very identical to his more realistic looking self.
Don't flinch if you witness what's called the Wind Waker, though.
That's just to taunt you like a total coward.
It's technically useless as a rusted wrench right now, but wait until you hear the legend of it!
SAMUS
Looks like Samus Aran has crashed landed to Evershade Valley.
Lucky for you, Luigi, she didn't go through the Dark Moon.
Anyhoo, Samus flies all over the universe in search of bounty to hunt.
On the other hand, this isn't the right county to find bounty. Ho ho!
If you, my friend, can hunt down ghosts, I bet you a bag of gold you could hunt down those alien monsters.
On second thought though, the poltergeists are far less repulsive to encounter... even to my taste.
ZERO SUIT SAMUS
There's Samus, but where's her armor?
It's quite uncertain if it's a good idea to fight us without the armor.
Regardless, she can still fire with a laser and do acrobatics!
Come to think of it, Luigi, this Samus now has different attacks than before. Have you noticed?
If you're so smart, you should be able to identify the difference!
Whether Samus is in her Zero Suit or Varia suit, the objection is to hunt down the bounty hunter!
PIT
How'd an angel fall from the sky?
Wait, that's not actually an angel. It's Pit, servant to the great Palutena!
Pit's mission is to vaporize monsters from the Underworld, where ghosts get suffered for all eternity! Gulp!
Ah, look on the bright side, youngster. A good old chap like you won't ever have to go to the Underworld.
Something baffles me about you two. You tend to get in a silly situation several times...
And both of you always tend to depend on someone else, except I don't assist you with flight...
Then again, Palutena doesn't invent Poltergusts. I oughta show her one if I get the chance myself.
PALUTENA
The beautiful goddess of light, Palutena! She could stun the ENTIRE poltergeist population with li--t! I wa--a meet h-- and--
--What in bla--s is g--ng o--?!
Viridi: Ha ha ha! Nice surprise if I say so myself!
In case you peabrains don't know, in Palutena's temple, she's the annoying know-it-all who examines the fighters for Pit.
Why would you want a puny and gibberish human professor to explain all the facts to you?
Wouldn't you want me? Whatever Palutena or especially that doc does, I can do better!
Oh yeah! You're a human yourself, aren't you? I'm supposed to hate ALL the humans. Well, good luck living! You'll need it.
E Gadd: Oh, there you are, Luigi! Are you OK? Anyhoo, let's find a way to attract-- er, attack Palutena, posthaste!
MARTH
This is Marth, NOT Mars like the red planet.
EXTREMELY few people in the Western side knew about Marth until he joined the melee!
That sword he's wielding is called the Falchion Sword.
No, Luigi, it wasn't crafted from Captain You-Know-Who, but the pointed top of the blade to supposed to hurt the most.
If you try, your lone noodles will in fact be mightier than Marth's noodles AND sword put together!
Let's shout out "Sayonara!" to him, eh?
IKE
So the person you're facing is named Ike?
This doesn't look like the ghost of a president...
Anyhoo, this lad has quite a big sword I must say.
According to my database, Ike is known as the Radiant Hero Of Legends.
Radiation means, if I'm not mistaken, is some form of wavy energy.
Oh, sorry for that! Back to Ike...
One of Ike's attacks, Aether shares its name with...
OK, why am I starting to talk like an encyclopedia reader?
ROBIN
Chrom? Oh, Chrom?!
That's strange. Chrom is scheduled to smash with you this midnight, right now!
What's that, sonny? Chrom doesn't have enough material to make a decent fight against you?
Instead, we have some lad/lass with a book. Oh, wait! It's Robin, the maginicant magician!
So now, who cares about just another plain swordfighter anyhoo?
That book Robin's holding is magical, filled with thunder, fire, wind, and... Nosferatu?
...Hang on, OK?...Hello?...OK then...
I just got words from Chrom, and he said he'll only hit the battlefield when Robin calls him. Such a pity to hear, eh?
KIRBY
Now let's analyze Kirby the pink blob dead ahead.
Criminy! Kirby can suck enemies into his mouth just like your Poltergust would!
Too bad, I haven't any Poltergusts that can copy the ghosts' special attacks.
That's precicely what Kirby can do! For instance...
If he swallows you, he'll, for some rascalling reason, wear your green cap!
Don't be such a crybaby, youngster, you'll still have your own cap on the top of your own head.
I reckon if you capture him, he'd make quite a natural poltergust!
KING DEDEDE
Yes, indeed, it's King Dedede, the guy who turned you, Luigi, into a trophy of some sort!
Why the heck would a world with a pleasant name like Dream Land be ruled by some greedy fat penguin?
Anyhoo, his not-so-majestic majesty wields a big hammer to swing out those who get in his way.
You may find a hammer yourself, maybe even a golden one!
The bad news: like Kirby, Dedede's filthy mouth is also like a vacuum.
The good news: Dedede can't copy anyone's ability, which you should proud of this instance!
Now get going and nail this nightmare to a wall!
META KNIGHT
Don't freaked out by Meta Knight's face! It's just a mask!
It looks like Meta Knight lost his ability to glide.
Sadly, this isn't the Meta Knight you remember back in the Subspace Emissary.
Even I don't know what's gone into him that caused to lose his gliding skills.
Regardless of this, whether on air or ground, the mission is to...
FIGHT HIM!
LITTLE MAC
Back in a brawl years ago, all Little Mac did was assist a fighter.
I assume he's fed up with that and wants to fight all by himself!
Actually, he IS in the official roster, but he's also being cheered on by his trainer, Doc Louis.
Here's the statistics to Mac: his ground and aerial battles are as different as night and day.
While he's a fierce lion on the ground, he's a wimpy butterfly in the air.
Don't be fooled by his little size, Mac's knocked out many bigger, bolder, and badder boxers.
He can turn big, bold, and bad himself, transforming into a giga giant! Talk about brawn over brains!
FOX
May I ask you to a do a barrel roll?
Because under the stars you're facing against Fox McCloud of Star Fox!
He's spent a lot of times shooting down sinister simians.
The most sinister simian, Andross, or perhaps a hologram of him, can assist whoever in the world summoned him.
Fox also has a Landmaster that he may bring to the battlefield! It can shoot lasers, hover, and do a you-know-what!
I'd say if you're not being such a teeth-chattering twit, you'll be slier than Fox himself! Ho ho!
FALCO
That's another one of those Star Fox pilots, Falco Lombardi!
Falco almost fights precicely like Fox, both in an Arwing and physically!
Yes, Luigi, youngster, I said "Almost" as in not EXACTLY precicely.
Examples: Falco shoots lasers more slowly, whips out his electric shield, and has different ways to taunt you with ease!
Say, could you do good old me a favor? Why not capture Falco in your Poltergust so I can cook him into Lombardi chicken?
Wait... hm... that sounds gross. Forget about it.
PIKACHU
Cute little feller, eh, Luigi?
I've got this Pokedex from another professor in paticular, and it identifies it as the Electric Pokemon, Pikachu!
Careful! You shouldn't just play around and go "cootchy cootchy coo" to its cheeks.
That's where electricity is unleashed from! Shocking, isn't it?
Say, something pops up in my old head! Luigi, my old friend...
Could you go out and try to capture Pikachu into your Poltergust? Pikachu would be superb on assisting me!
It could help bring power to my lab in case of lightning strikes, so I don't have to break my back having to run and...
Never mind, youngster. You with your Poltergust are a ghost hunter, not a Pokemon trainer!
CHARIZARD
A wild Charizard appeared!
This dragon-like Pokemon is on fire! Literally! ON FIRE!
If I were you, I wouldn't please Charizard in using its lantern-style tail in the dark if my flashlight batteries go dead.
What's this? I do believe that now Charizard is carrying some sort of magical stone.
Could this be part of these "MEGA Evolutions" news Pokemon scientists were talking about?
Anyhoo, if you fly Charizard outta here, that KO wouldn't be super effective. It'd be MEGA effective! Ho ho!
LUCARIO
The Pokedex says this Pokemon is called Lucario. Does that mean there's Lucuigi around here too?
Ho! Only kidding, son. There IS no Lucuigi. At least, not that scientists know of.
Anyhoo, do you have a sharp eye out on the energy mist swirling around Lucario's hands?
According to the Pokedex, that is called aura. About a moment or two ago, I've written a riddle to explain about the aura.
It goes like this: "The more Lucario gets hurt, the more it'll hurt you!"
I'm not gonna tell you what that means. You can figure it out, young feller!
JIGGLYPUFF
Jigglypuff is one of the most ADORABLE Pokemon ever as people say, but it can use it cuteness as a weapon!
Even though, it's midnight, it still isn't the best time to go to bed! You're on a mission to investigate Evershade Valley!
Try and find some cottons to stuff in your bare ears, because Jigglypuff's singing is a spell!
Yes sir, if your ears are close enough to its song, your eyes WILL get drowsy. You WILL feel like going to sleep.
Even when Jigglypuff sleeps itself, it'll cast a spell on its foes... if it's close enough.
Why don't you just go out there and be the one who shouts "Good Night!" to this lullabying nightmare!
GRENINJA
Under a full moon, under the dark moon, heh heh...
That is where you'll find the ninja, Greninja!
Everybody in the world knows about that, and so do you, right, sonny?
Well, did you know that the scarf Greninja is wearing is actually a muscular hydrostat - as in its tongue?
The "scarf" can't be stripped off. Try grabbing it and it'll hurt its mouth in a jiff!
Also, don't you try to shine that moving shadow with your Dark-Light Device!
Greninja uses its own shadow to creep to you by itself, then it dashes down to attack! Keep your naked eye out on the ground!
DUCK HUNT
Doggone it! It's that doggone Duck Hunt dog with a duck by his side!
I had him before when I was a young feller like you. Whenever I kept on failing to hunt down ghosts, he always LAUGHED at me!
So after finding his teasing to cause trouble for my missions, I shot him away!
Trust me. This mutt is blazes more mischievous than any polterpup you've ever seen... or I've seen too!
It was impossible to control a polterpup, so how are we gonna control a chucking canine like him?
One more thing there: if you hear someone shout "Fire!", all you gotta do is... DUCK! Ho ho!
R.O.B.
One of my close friends, Hector, back in our old university, is also a professor who invents machines.
In this case, he invented this robot caled R.O.B., a Robotic Operating Buddy.
I reckon R.O.B. has malfunctioned since old years.
All he can do is fight without anyone having any control over him!
I hope it's just a surviving R.O.B. Sentry, Blaster, or Launcher...
Because the R.O.B. in particular would've been here to protect you.
NESS
His name is Ness, eh? Sounds like a video game console...
Anyhoo, my database shows that Ness is the boy who saved his home planet from an alien force called Giygas.
Ness has quite some ways to attack such as PK Flash, PK Fire, PK Thunder, etc.
What in the heck does PK stand for? Paranormal Kinesis?
By the way, Luigi, have you ever gone to a location that's deep within your own mind?
Ness surely did, but you can do what his magic can't: PK VACUUM CLEANING!
CAPTAIN FALCON
FALCON PUNCH!
Sorry 'bout that! I've always wanted to say it.
Lots of people have been talking about Captain Falcon when it comes to Smash battles.
Hey... your flashlight would make a good spotlight for a big star like Falcon!
Ho ho! Just kidding! He's gonna do more than just show off.
You ought to be the one who will show off... your moves!
VILLAGER
That's the villager, called... the villager.
He/She came from a peaceful neighborhood full of cute cuddly animals.
Careful! I suspect him/her to be kinda tough for a lad/lass living in a harmless area.
He/She could drop a bowling ball on you if you're trying to climb up to the edge of a platform...
And rumor has it that this kid wields an axe that he'll/she'll only use if there's one precise type of tree nearby.
Ah, look on the bright side, young feller! At least, it won't unexpected that you'd be cut in two!
OLIMAR
Olimar appeared to have crash landed to another planet. This time, here!
He even brought along those cute and cuddly Pikmin.
May I remind you about the different types of these young fellers?
My studies tell me that the red one is fire-proof, yellow brings electricity, blue is water-proof, purple is strong...
And those red eyed white Pikmin are poisonous. Not recommended for a midnight snack.
Though they could be great ingredients for some potions I'm working on.
Anyhoo, if I were you, I'd blast out Olimar before destroying any Pikmin.
WII FIT TRAINER
This athelete works at Wii Fit Studio as a gymnastic trainer.
Her/His training pays off if you feel the hits she/he brings to you.
Better shape up, youngster! Be prepared for some scare-obics!
1 2 3 4, kick her/him out the haunted door!
5 6 7 8, punch her/him as you stay up late!
9 10 11 12, cowards, take care of yourselves!
13 14 15 16, Luigi, you are... greenie-green!
DR. MARIO
Criminy! Luigi, is your brother a doctor now?!
My memories never said anything about Mario being any type of philosopher!
The pills Dr. Mario will throw are like drugs. Nobody should EVER swallow that doc's pills.
Remember, kids. Don't swallow any medicine until your parents tell you you can.
Eh? Why, I'm starting to talk like a PSA! That doesn't belong here!
What's that, sonny? ...You're actually a doctor, too?
Then why don't you become Dr. Luigi then, so you'd be permitted to operate in the Ghost Hospital!
DARK PIT
Hey, what happened to Pit's colors?! And why is he acting colder than before?!
Hmm... I've detected him to have evil energy inside of him, so let's say this lad's known as... Dark Pit!
I really doubt it has anything to do with the Dark Moon being broken again. Pit doesn't LOOK like a ghost.
Have you ever gone to a pararel universe where everyone's personalities turn from day to night or night to day?
I may need to send a love letter -- er, email letter to my fair lady, Palutena, for info on Pit's evil ego.
Until we hear from this light-hearted belle, bring your own light straight at the evil Pit, posthaste!
LUCINA
There's Lucina, virtually the female version of Marth!
She looks like Marth, acts like Marth, has Marth's type of sword, and according to this book, she even pretended to be Marth!
Looks like Chrom's having too much trouble fitting into the roster. Lucina is his daughter, if you're quite wondering.
Too bad for her dad! At least, Lucina is a fearless warrior like her rather young father.
Chin up, Luigi! At least, her sword hurts the same throughout the whole blade, none of it as painful as the tip of Marth's.
Well, at least, that's what the book says.
SHULK
My energy detecting is sensing some power inside of this boy's sword-type weapon. Ho! It's REALLY feeling it!
It's the Monado that's belongs to the legendary hero from the future, Shulk!
He could be a brilliant assistant for my lab, and might even invent machines that my technological mind can't do yet!
Oh, no offense, Luigi. Anyhoo...
Shulk also has a strong ability to predict what'll happen next. How unpredictable could that be?
After all those missions fightings ghosts and other monsters, you should handle this OK.
Otherwise, you would've now been a weak whippersnapper getting cut in two! Or should I say "Burned" in two?
PAC-MAN
What's this? It-It's the arcade legend, Pac-Man!
This gaming hero has been around before you and even your brother, Mario!
We all know the routine, don't we, sonny? Eating tiny dots and avoiding ghosts.
(There's one other guy I can think of who's so afraid of ghosts...)
Anyhoo, when Pac-Man eats a big dot, he'll chomp down those ghosts all navy blue!
Your poltergust, on the other hand, is always here to eat ghosts. They're its diet!
MEGA MAN
Holy smokes! It's MEGA MAN! THE ONE AND ONLY MEGA MAN!
Folks have been screaming with joy when the blue bomber has joined the fight!
I really want to him to sign his signature on the old Poltergust 4000 in the vault!
Now I'm inspired to create a robot warrior of my own!
I... still don't have the technology yet.
Whoever created Mega Man must've been ahead of both of us, Luigi!
Ahem, it's you vs. Mega Man now! THIS MAY BE THE DUEL OF YOUR CAREER!
SONIC
Remember Sonic The Speedy Hedgehog? He and your brother, Mario, have a great rivalry for quite a while!
Not only was Sonic in a previous Smash roster...
But we even had Mario and Sonic's friends play against one another in the Olympics, as well as their archenemies!
Of course, I'm too old for any of these games, but I always watch them on TV to see Y-O-U play!
Sonic, as you know, is so fast, he can outrun a waterfall!
Say, youngster, did you know that if he wasn't cured of a particular curse, he'd be a werewolf of some sort right now?!
KOOPALINGS
Criminy! That's Larry/Morton/Wendy/Iggy/Roy/Lemmy/Ludwig, one of those crazy Koopalings!
I hate those pests! They are nothing but trouble in this world, and they KNOW it!
I'm an expert professor and I still don't know the relationship between them and Bowser.
Just like Bowser Jr., the Koopalings also ride clown cars in battles.
But... why aren't they using magic wands like they used to?
Maybe whoever created those rules found the wands to be cheating, which is what the Koopalings have ALWAYS been!
ALPH
There are the little Pikmin again, but that's not Olimar.
Instead, the Pikmin are marching with a feller named Alph.
I've noticed that some fighters play similarly like others.
HOWEVER, Alph plays EXACTLY and PRECICELY like Olimar!
They both even share the same spaceship! Alph doesn't usually use Olimar's ship as my database says.
Try using the same strategy on Alph that you'd use on Olimar, why don't you.
MII BRAWLER
There are three types of Mii fighters that intelligent minds like myself have discovered so far.
This is obviously a brawler by those punching fists.
Some have different signature attacks than others.
But all have one same finishing move you wouldn't want to counter, young feller.
Whether there are kung fu masters, vampires, or bullies you'd encounter in the alleyway...
Brawlers are always physically fit for a battle!
MII SWORDFIGHTER
There are three types of Mii fighters that intelligent minds like myself have discovered so far.
This is obviously a swordfighter by that hand wielding a swinging weapon.
Some have different signature attacks than others.
But all have one same finishing move you wouldn't want to counter, young feller.
Whether there are ninjas, pirates, or knights of the medieval age...
Swordfighters have always sharpened their skills for a battle!
MII GUNNER
There are three types of Mii fighters that intelligent minds like myself have discovered so far.
This is obviously a gunner by that hand inside a gun.
Some have different signature attacks than others.
But all have one same finishing move you wouldn't want to counter, young feller.
Whether there are wizards, cowboys, or members of galactic forces...
Gunners will always aim anxiously for a battle!
DLC FIGHTERS
CRIMINY! Did this fighter come from another dimension?!
Even the latest version of my database can't analyze it!
Well, anyhoo, your mission is same as always regardless, Luigi.
Fight and prove yourself victorious out there!
I did the DLC Fighters codec like this in reference to Palutena's guidance.
I hope you enjoy this list and post your favorite moments.
(Also, I'd love it if the team was able to have Luigi perform a different side taunt than usual if he's in a Luigi's Mansion stage without Mario being in the battlefield. He'll call out for Mario! Of course, the more damage he's taken, the more desperate his calls will be just like the first Luigi's Mansion game.
0-24%/300-201 HP
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_01.wav
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_06.wav
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_13.wav
25-99%/200-101 HP
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_04.wav
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_05.wav
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_09.wav
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_12.wav
100-299%/100-11 HP
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_02.wav
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_03.wav
The first call you hear in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Esb4jrKovCA
300-999%/10-1 HP
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_07.wav
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_08.wav
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_10.wav
http://themushroomkingdom.net/sounds/wav/lm/lm_luigi_call_11.wav
Pretty good ideas, eh?)
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. This would be perfect DLC. However, there are a few typos.