Epic Smash battles of Smashboards/GameFAQs! 1- Stickman vs Sonic

[Quinfordmac]

STICKMAN

VERSUS

SONNNNIC THE HEEDDDDDGGGGGGEHOGGGGGGG

BEGIN!

Sonic: I'm faster than sound
b****
You're made up of sticks
You can do anything?
I'm the definition of OP
Cause I'll be homin' on all your attacks
Faster than the frame rate on your mac
And when you feel the Sonic boom
You'll be on the ground right here in this room

Stickman: You think those pathetic hedgehog rhymes can stop me?
I'll burn your whole body
-And it'll be easy
Because I can do anything
And if you think
the ring really is the thing?
Wait till I show all
This sad hedgehog's fall

Sonic: Hurrr...........You don't know...........what I can really do!
*Sonic goes hyper*
Hyper Sonic: YEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!
One game
is all I need
to have my fame
you still on your knees
If you even had them!
Or any functional body parts
You need to open your heart
You worthless prick
You mean as much to me
as this f***ing brick!

Stickman: *smirking* And you think I can't do that as well?
*stickman goes Super Stickman 7*
You sad pathetic hound
You can't even run
at the speed of sound!
F***ing Mario goes faster than you
Your power level is going down, hick
Just like your career
After Sonic 06.

WHO WON

WHO'S NEXT

YOU DECIDE!

 

[DakotaBonez]

The stickman was primarily on the defensive, gotta give it to sonic.
This was good but would be better with smash bros related characters only.
Popo vs DeDeDe.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

Who the hell is Stickman?

 

[XStarWarriorX]

Gamefaqs vs. smashboards?

Smashboards automatically wins.

 

[GreenMunchkin]

EPIC SMASH BATTLES OF HISTORY!

WII FIT TRAINER!

VERSUS.

SAAAAAAAMUS!
BEGIN!

Samus:
Your surprising arrival, trainer
Don't worry, I planned it
Cause now I'll blow your ass up
To the Zebes Planet!
Rule 34?
***** please I'm a veteran and a connoisseur
while Villager and you are nothing but amateur
I'm a powerful bounty hunter
who happens to be hot and thin
No one wants you here
everyone wishes you were Lyn
Your a useless obscure piece of eyecandy who will be forgot again
Now go back to being the clothing store mannequin

Wii Fit Trainer:
Whenever I train
I stretch my body and mind
Whenever you "train"
The only workout you get is in your hips and your thighs
I blew Mega Man and Villager right out of the spotlight
Everyone so shocked you'd think I hit like a tragedy from a playwright
I'm anonymously and astonishingly beautiful and enticing
The fact that I'm many letters of tiers above a bounty hunter
well
on the cake
it's just icing

Samus:
My games are true classics
Yours defy the fact that
If I want a workout
I'll play in the stadium with a home-run bat
Sorry, the roster is full
instead of you they chose
a character with actual themes
I'll hit you up sometime
when I need some bad memes!

Wii Fit Trainer:
Admit it Sammy
It's time to stop fighting space dinopirates
and retire your position
Blondes with anger issues
have no place in the force
or any important mission
After a week of my debut preview everyone knows my name
Everyone was shocked to learn your gender in your premier game

WHO WON!?

WHO'S NEXT!?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC SMASH BATTLES OF HISTORY!

 

[liets]

mewtwo vs ness. battle of psychics
i would do this myself but i don't know very much about ness and earthbound
don't let me down smashboards

 

[GreenReaperGod]

EPIC SMASH BATTLES OF HISTORY!

I'll hit you up sometime
when I need some bad memes!

GG

 

[mimgrim]

Who the hell is Stickman?

Do you really not know who Stickman is?

 

[Quinfordmac]

Ok. GreenMunchkin did a lot, lot better than me

 

[Morbi]

Villager

Prepare for eternal slumber
Persistent darkness plagues your home
I will desecrate your soul, masticate your flesh
My repugnance will consume your pathetic "existence"
Your life makes no sense
Moral perversion and decadence
Dismember the carcass once dead
Pour maggots on your decaying heart, decapitate the head
Grotesque slaughter, morbid homicide
Your family shall commit mandatory suicide
I shall copulate with your corpse before the immolation
No one will mourn for the "loss", after all, you are the main course
*Pulls out Axe

Wii Fit Trainer

... I think I am going to go.

 

[DakotaBonez]

Holy sh#@ this threads is actually amazing.

 

[Sarki Soliloquy]

Villager

Prepare for eternal slumber
Persistent darkness plagues your home
I will desecrate your soul, masticate your flesh
My repugnance will consume your pathetic "existence"
Your life makes no sense
Moral perversion and decadence
Dismember the carcass once dead
Pour maggots on your decaying heart, decapitate the head
Grotesque slaughter, morbid homicide
Your family shall commit mandatory suicide
I shall copulate with your corpse before the immolation
No one will mourn for the "loss", after all, you are the main course
*Pulls out Axe

Wii Fit Trainer

... I think I am going to go.

That's sooooo metal!

Someone should really record and dub over these. A lot of these are amazing! But anyways, it's time for tonight's main event...

EPIC SMASH BATTLES OF SMASHBOAAAAARDS!

META KNIGHT!

VERSUS!

KIIIIIING DEDEDEEEEE!

BEGIN!

-Meta Knight-
En garde!
Behold the glory that is Meta Knight
What are you, a dodo in Santa Claus sheen?
God tier material, I’m Brawl’s blight

Galaxia whips so fast you’d swear I’m thrashing thunder
With a shink and a shlick and I’ll put you asunder
What’s that sound? Your frames reduced to a splint
Your not in Kansas. Mach Tornado’s just spreading your bits

My knights give me their lives in fealty
Your Waddle Dees could at least fetch you some celery
They haul your fat ass on that sedan only to get the Side B treatment
Waddle Doos and Gordos don’t get much chance and clock hours from backseat spent

-King Dedede-
First of all, I’m not a dodo but a penguin
You’re only a creampuff in a Batman costume cape
The weight under my mallet will make you sanguine
That sounds like a nice fate if I had a hub cap for a face

How can a knight’s worth trump that of a king’s?
I live upon luxuries while your work’s meant for plebs
With all that priority and speed, we can see that your OP
As a result, you get your ass booted from every tourney

Your not conquering Dreamland with that Halberd
Besides, Kabula will shred that metal with feuer frei
I hold the gilded throne of a country, not living by the sword
Ask yourself who’s really been clobbahing dat dere Kirby?

-Meta Knight-
Please, your surname is pronounced dee-duh-dee
That red cap of your must be a helmet in actuality
***** please, I can see through your hammer diplomacy
I think you better declare a national emergency

I’ve got legions of fangirls to rival the likes of Marth
While you belong in Happy Feet with that big gay dance
I’ll stuff your blubbery rhymes back to your belly girth
Because let’s face it, you have no chance

*Meta Knight slices King Dedede in the chest. He groans as he trembles from pain*

-Meta Knight-
Come back when you can put up a fight

NOW HOLD UP! WHAT’S THIS!?
LOOKS LIKE HE’S NOT GIVING UP!
OOOOOOH **** GUYS! BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE ITS…

WARNING! NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING!

WAAAAAAADDLE DEEEEEEEE

BEGIN!

-Waddle Dee-
Looks like Javelin Knight couldn’t make it
Mook represent, here’s Waddle Dee the regent
My spear pierces straight and clean through your ****
You tremble under that mask because bandanas are in

Because I’m coming in with the force of a juiced up Hydra
And I’ll pike you through into the dimension of Halcandra
I’m the only newcomer you won’t manage to best
We’ll settle the score with Wii U and 3DS

WHO WON?

WHO’S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EEEEEPIC SMASH BATTLES OF SMASHBOAAAAAARDS!

 

[GreenReaperGod]

This is my first rap battle so no hatin'
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SMASHBOARDS

FALCO

VERSUS

MARIO

BEGINNNNNNN

Falco:
Oh look it's the fat red plumber.
I could beat you and your skinny a** brother.
You're the basic of all basic!
You're final smash makes me sick!
Go back to your own stupid game
Even though their easy and lame.
Stomping turtles and bugs.
Getting high on mushrooms and drugs.
This game is so trippy.
I'd rather sleep with Slippy.

Ok...Maybe not.
You are not intimidating at all!
And that will be your fall!
I can already see your fear.
Respond to me when you get top tier.

Mario:
Enough! You're rhymes make me cry!
I can't listen anymore, I'd rather die!
You're a clone of Fox and Wolf
and you call me basic and unoriginal!
I'm on everyone's Top Ten Video Games List.
You're series is dead, got the gist?
Combine Star Wars and Lion King,
What do you get?
You get this pathetic excuse of a game.
And-

Falco:
STOP! You're asking for death.
And you're gonna get it.
Lemme just call my favorite pilot.

*Slippy pops out of no where*

Slippy:
HEY GUYS. WANNA BE MY FRIEND?
I LOVE YOU AL-

*Mario stomps on Slippy's head*

Mario:
Stomping is what I do best.
You should be thanking me
I'm the hero and I always will be.
You're just a sidekick.
b****!

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE